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nobody: h-
taekook: this guy? he mine.
“ᴵ ᵃᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵇᵃᵇʸ”
SOME PHOTOS OF MR. WORLD WIDE HANDSOME LOOKING LIKE A WHOLE MEAL😍😍
Kim Taehyung is a work of ART
142/∞ - I love Kim Taehyung so much!
Your not funny anymore. You used to be really funny. But that's just my opinion I'm sure people love this blog so keep it up I guess
If you go back 100 pages in my blog or 200 or even 300 you will see the exact same kind of posts that I have on my blog today. I’ve begun to post more and I think the quality has increased too.
I’ve made literally thousands of posts in the last eight months. My own posts. Things I didn’t take two seconds to reblog. Things I wrote and usually spent substantial amounts of time on. Hundreds of puns, hundreds of facts that I’ve had to research, and dozens of short stories.
I don’t know why I’m defending my blog to you. Maybe it’s just because sending something like this is seen as rude is most western and eastern and northern and southern cultures. Maybe send someone something nice instead of sharing your negative and nonconstructive opinion.
you wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of a fire truck racing down your street. the siren grows louder and louder until the truck arrives at your house. “but…. but my house isn’t on fire” you think to yourself. you rush to your window only to see something… not human exit from the fire truck. it’s smokey the bear and he’s back for revenge. he knows you failed to properly put out that campfire last summer when you went camping with your friends. he knows
your face soon turns pale as you witness smokey adjust his cap and wipe the sweat from his brow. as you peer through the frosty window, he walks on over to the other side of his truck. you duck down, taking the opportunity to frantically look for a weapon. but it’s no use, smokey reappears and seems to look straight at you, his eyes stern and unforgiving. determined, he slowly approaches your front lawn, hose in hand. “ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES” he bellows. the ground begins to shake. a slight chill runs over your shoulders as you realize you are still in your pajamas, alone at your window. “SMOKEY IM SORRY IM SO SORRY SMOKEY” you yell at the top of your lungs as smokey carefully coats your mailbox in flames.
you wake up. “phew.. it was all just some sort of crazy dream” you say to yourself as you get a bowl of cereal. you go outside to pick up the paper from your front porch when you notice something a little strange about your mailbox at the end of your driveway. you drop your paper and frantically rush through the slick grass to your mailbox. CAN IT BE? you collapse into the morning dew in shock as you see it is completely charred. you begin to shake in terror as the realization sweeps over you. finally, you gather enough strength to pick yourself off of the ground. wait… has your shadow always been that big? you feel a large furry paw on the back of your shoulder….
As you walk down a moonlit street late at night, you hear screaming "Officialunitedstates help me!" A woman's purse was just stolen and you can see the thief making their escape. What do you do?
Some things to point out first:
There is no such thing as moonlight. What you are referring to is refracted sunlight
I would never walk. Walking is for the lazy. I briskly jog or run. Always
I would never briskly jog or run at night. Night is for sleeping and blogging and should not be wasted exercising
How did the screaming voice recognize me, especially with only refracted sunlight to aid their eyes
How do I know it was a purse and not a handbag? There are only four slight differences between the two
How do I know the thief is really a thief and not a counter-thief who only robs thieves
If you are telling me this you are either officialunitedstates, the thief, the woman, the voice, or another bystander. If you are officialunitedstates why am I talking to myself. If you are the thief why are you bringing attention to yourself. If you are the woman why are you referring to yourself in third person. If you are the voice that screamed then why did you not go after the thief yourself. If you are a bystander what are you doing on a sunlit street late at night. Therefore, you are none of these things and this ask was never sent to my inbox. The scenario never happened and if it did then please read bullet points 1-7 again.
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KIM TAEHYUNG THE MAN THAT YOU ARE
The model jumped out
139/∞ - I love Kim Taehyung so much!
not to keep sounding like a Killmonger apologist but like… if T’Challa hadn’t killed him?? this would be such a great time to have a conveniently murderous cousin in the palace basement. “look alive and suit up, asshole. you’ve got anger issues and we’ve got approximately 7000 aliens in the backyard. get to work.” [Okoye yeets Killmonger out a window into the middle of the fight]
it’s dark
if you order the McGay at mcdonalds the manager is legally required to give up their job and hire you as the new manager
you’re enough
Happy Birthday to my beautiful queen, Hange~
190328 BTS Exhibition’s Instagram Post
24/7=Serendipity(오,늘) BTS EXHIBITION X 190323 190423 Guangzhou 289 Art Park China ⠀⠀⠀
#JIN #방탄소년단 #BTS #과거와미래를잇는 #오_늘
190329 BTS Exhibition’s Instagram Post
24/7=Serendipity(오,늘) BTS EXHIBITION X 190323 190423 Guangzhou 289 Art Park China ⠀⠀⠀
#RM #방탄소년단 #BTS #과거와미래를잇는 #오_늘
cutest little bub ;;
Happy Birthday to my beautiful queen, Hange~
*high-pitched screaming* aaAAAARTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
KIM NAMJOON REALLY SNAPPED HUH 🤧
Namjoon just murdered me in cold blood.