you wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of a fire truck racing down your street. the siren grows louder and louder until the truck arrives at your house. “but…. but my house isn’t on fire” you think to yourself. you rush to your window only to see something… not human exit from the fire truck. it’s smokey the bear and he’s back for revenge. he knows you failed to properly put out that campfire last summer when you went camping with your friends. he knows
your face soon turns pale as you witness smokey adjust his cap and wipe the sweat from his brow. as you peer through the frosty window, he walks on over to the other side of his truck. you duck down, taking the opportunity to frantically look for a weapon. but it’s no use, smokey reappears and seems to look straight at you, his eyes stern and unforgiving. determined, he slowly approaches your front lawn, hose in hand. “ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES” he bellows. the ground begins to shake. a slight chill runs over your shoulders as you realize you are still in your pajamas, alone at your window. “SMOKEY IM SORRY IM SO SORRY SMOKEY” you yell at the top of your lungs as smokey carefully coats your mailbox in flames.
you wake up. “phew.. it was all just some sort of crazy dream” you say to yourself as you get a bowl of cereal. you go outside to pick up the paper from your front porch when you notice something a little strange about your mailbox at the end of your driveway. you drop your paper and frantically rush through the slick grass to your mailbox. CAN IT BE? you collapse into the morning dew in shock as you see it is completely charred. you begin to shake in terror as the realization sweeps over you. finally, you gather enough strength to pick yourself off of the ground. wait… has your shadow always been that big? you feel a large furry paw on the back of your shoulder….
THEY ARE IN LOVE.
I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!
Sassy Bruce? Sassy Bruce.
No offense to everyone else on this planet but Kim Taehyung is the most beautiful person
©
Howdy.
Valais Blacknose Sheep from Switzerland
Photo via redscharlach
[masterlist in bio] 05 june 2019 requested: anon a/n: haven’t done a bts reaction in a while,,,,or a reaction in general,,,,also if u big sad pLS DM ME I’LL TALK TO U N TRY TO MAKE U FEEL BETTER :(
seokjin ♡
literally ready to fite anyone who made u feel bad n u can’t do anything about it >:(
fr tho will try his absolute best to make u feel better
goofy deffo makes a lot of dad jokes to try to make u smile, u can quote me on that
also v loud n tries to stay positive but if u’re not in the mood ofc he’ll dial it down
f o o d (”everyone feels better with a full stomach” -probably seokjin)
more likely than not just ramen but if u want smth else he may or may not get it just to mess w u
yoongi ♡
lowkey hurt that u’re not comfortable enough w him to completely show ur feelings
but also had the same situation for a lot of his life so he’ll still do anything to help
doesn’t say much at all to u, just hold u to him or whatever u feel like doing
might take u to the studio n let u listen to some tracks he’s working on
hoseok ♡
100000% concerned
depending on ur mood, he’ll either b rly hype n shit or’ll just hold u in his arms n sing to u
quick to do anything u need
want ice cream ? he’s back in seven minutes tops with three pints
wanna watch a movie n eat everything u can ? he’s taking u to the store n rolling u around in the shopping cart looking for snacks
not in the mood n just wanna cuddle and/or take a nap ? totally fine too
just wants u to take ur mind off the bad stuff :(
namjoon ♡
bro u better get ready for the talk of ur mf liFE
obv he’s gonna make sure u’re okay ofc but once he feels u’re ready he’ll sit u down n talk to u to see what’s up
holds ur hand in his ?? n rubs his thumb around the back of it ?? so soothing
also gives u That Smile bc literally who isn’t happy when joon smiles
jimin ♡
extremely understanding
he’s been in that situation before so he’ll know exactly how u feel n how to help u
tells u stories to help take ur mind off what’s making u upset
takes ur hands in his n just,,,,,stares at u
in a bsf appreciation way ofc
totally ok if u still don’t feel better after a while bc not every sadness disappears but will help u get thru it til the end hhh the cheesiness
taehyung ♡
literally gets sO SAD WHEN U’RE SAD :’((
aND THE FACT THAT THIS WHOLE TIME HE THOUGHT U WERE HAPPY BUT U WERE JUST COVERING IT UP :’((
if u start crying,,,,,,,game over he’s crying w u now
tries to hold back his tears cs he’s a man (ง'̀-‘́)ง and men protect their bffs
holds u close against him n rocks back n forth while singing
also runs his fingers thru ur hair n whispers to u
squishes ur cheeks n makes faces to make u giggle
eventually becomes big goof n tries to get u to get up n do stuff w him to keep u occupied
jungkook ♡
wants to know what was so bad that u had to hide ur feelings from him but doesn’t say anything in case u don’t wanna talk about it
sings to u, who woulda guessed
also platonic forehead kisses !!!!!!
feel like he might be a bit (a bIT) awkward so pls be patient if he doesn’t know what to say/do
but i can guarantee he won’t leave ur side until u feel at least a lil happier again
5th muster » 190616 Dimple
Look at him getting so shy and flustered A BABIE 🥺🥺
I love one (1) pouty baby 🥺