Nothing hurts worse than knowing the writers could not give less of a shit about your favourite character. Background scenes if you’re lucky, maybe a single centric episode. Like why would you make the most sick ass character just to further other character’s development.
The insanity of Lost is special because you don’t expect it. The trailers and plot make it look like a regular ass drama that you can just put on to chill out but no. The people are actually freaks, it’s actually the most cryptic and philosophical thing you’ve ever seen in your life. Want cool survival scenarios? WRONG. You get weird smoke monster
Props to Frank Lapidus for slutting it up even when the world was ending. hoe’s work is never done and I think we need to start appreciating his hustle
Just finished Lost and to everyone who thinks they were dead the whole time, girl, take a media literacy class I’m begging you
The succession to Severance pipeline is real and it happened to me
Funny how the least stable person on the island somehow became the unanimous leader. If I had to bet on which survivor I could most easily make cry in an argument it is without a doubt Jack. One well timed dad remark and my man is crumbling like a house of cards.
finally finished lost and all i can say is that i think desmond and penny should've asked sayid to be their third
Your favourite Lost character is not about who’s the best person, it’s about who you most enjoy watching stumble through the jungle shaking like a wet dog. Bonus points if they’re crying about their dad.
‘Because he’s the only one who’ll have me’
Oh my fucking god everytime I think he’s finally peaked that freak says something even gayer.
All the supernatural shit is not even close to the craziest part of Lost. The craziest part is that Sayid and Rousseau never happened. Like what the fuck do you mean he looked at her with the most loving and understanding gaze every time she showed up deranged with a rifle pointed at him and that meant nothing
When your circle small but y’all crazy
Walton Goggins, you will always be famous
Big fan of how unlike every other killer in the show, killing is genuinely just a hobby to Hannibal. He doesn’t spend all his time doing it, he actively goes months without it. Like he’s really just going ‘should I go to the theatre or eat my accountant’
Imagine flirting so hard with a neurologist that he lies about a diagnosis for you
John Locke is by far the funniest character on the show. He’s kind of like a little boy, all it takes is Ben going ‘hey I’ve got this really cool thing’ and Locke immediately abandons the people he’s been living with for the past 3 months. My man is in it for silly quests and nobody else.
What you gotta understand about my Lost analysis is that I'm watching it like it's Succession, everyone is a unique version of fucked up and no one is winning
Haters will say Jack Shepard was unstable but I get him. I honestly think he should have crashed out more, I too would have lost my shit if I fumbled both Kate AND sawyer, like I would have genuinely blown that stupid ass island up
I’m finally watching the cannibal show and it’s fucking hilarious how utterly petty Hannibal is. Like a real interaction that happens in the show is basically this
Doctor: hey can you just like tell me your medical status, it’s for your insurance
Hannibal: I’m going to cut you in half
As someone who has personally experienced a gay situationship I feel like we should give more props to Gi-hun for managing to keep it together. I know if I had a deranged woman looking at me like that I’d be doing whatever she told me to do
I’m sorry but the people who legitimately refuse to see how gay season two of squid game was might low-key be closeted. Like if you’re looking longingly at your boy like that I think you may need to rethink some things
Was trying to figure out why I found the frontman in squid game so endearing and then it hit me
How many signatures do we need before Marlon is eligible to date, it’s what the people want