Latest Posts by novas-dwelling - Page 2
You were fumbling bad bitches, I was having a panic attack over my chemistry test, we are not the same
Been reading Dracula and so far my favourite parts are when Jack Seward detours from writing about the undead bullshit to talk about some insane guy, they give Reinfield zero relation to the plot for the first half of the book other than Jack thinking he’s neat. Like yes king, tell me that work tea
Gonna have to start adopting the brilliant Dr Van Helsing strategy of shouting obscure metaphors and riddles at the homies when they aren’t on board with my insane schemes until they are too confused to say no
huge shout out to this diva. u were the singular explicitly queer representation on a show that has 3.75 days worth of content. u and ur 23 seconds of queening out served harder than the US military. god bless u tom lost i hope u have a great pride month
Everyone who says ‘it’s not that deep’ when people analyze and talk about media, I need you to know that I hate you personally, how does it feel to be mayor of frown town
The fact that no one on that island approached Jack for help only to immediately realize that he was on the verge of a panic attack is insane. They’re like ‘damn this leader guy is sweating profusely and nervously muttering about his commitment issues, I think I should ask him to help me on my horrifically dangerous side quest.’ The best part is he says yes every time.
Trying to explain Lost to your friends so they’ll watch it is more difficult than you think. ‘Yes they’re all stuck on this island but it’s also….weird” that’s deadass all you can say without spoiling it. I wish I could open with ‘it’s about two middle aged men making the most pathetic guys they could find fight to the death’ but finding that out is the fun part.
Since the original phrase is already horrific can we start saying ‘by the skin of my ass’
I don’t even watch survivor for the contestants, I just like watching Jeff have the absolute time of his life. I know he is absolutely thrilled every time they start arguing at council or bickering during challenges. Jeff Probst has found away to live in a constant hot girl summer and we need to start acknowledging it
Do you guys think William Afton used the Shaggy voice to lure the kids
Idk what it is but I’m 6 seasons in now and I’ve never taken Locke seriously once. They can give him the most tragic story line with the most heartfelt lines and I will be laughing my ass off. I think the raw comedic talent is something that should be studied tbh
Every time I procrastinate I think about how Hannibal was not only practicing psychiatry, doing an absurd amount of hobbies, keeping an active social life and killing people BUT he also made time to horrifically manipulate his crush to lengths previously unheard of in human nature.
Toy Chica this, Roxy that, y’all animatronic fuckers are cowards actually, you think it’s edgy but you ain’t got no vision. Start asking the real questions, what about withered Bonnie, what about music man, what. about. Nightmare Fredbear.
Richard should be more appreciated as a character because his moral compass is actually pretty funny. He’ll go along with Ben’s evil plans cause he has to but whenever he’s in charge he just does little puzzles. He isn’t necessarily going out of his way to be good but he truly does not care about any of the drama.
I think the white hot rage I feel in my soul when I see an ad with an AI voice narrator could burn a hole through that freak’s metal box car
Shout out MatPat for really being the dude ever
Me when I have to face the consequences of my actions
(I had chocky milk despite knowing that I can in fact not tolerate milk)
The pull to actually watch Supernatural after being in a small fandom for so long is real. I’ve been surviving on 20 fics of my comfort character and that quarter million is calling me like crack
I like to think every time Ben got kidnapped Richard was silently hoping he’d be assassinated. I know he did everything he was asked but you can see it on his face he did NOT like that mf.
Revisiting fnaf now and it’s giving vibes of when you’ve already made your point in an essay so you just keep yapping to hit the word count. No hate at all, I can just tell that Scott did NOT know that he was going to have this much story so he went with the ‘yes and’ strategy
Sometimes I wonder if I’m acting like too much of a freak on here and then I remember this is the freak website
It is my personal opinion that if you weren’t into a weird indie horror game in middle school then you’d didn’t get the crucial media literacy training of trying to figure out the lore
I have watched countless queer coded shows with my mom, yet to this day the only ship she has immediately picked up on was these absolute freaks
LOST ONES
Hurley
Hurley's episode is one of the highest rated ones because him and Sean Evans have a great rapport they're having a great time. Sean asks him some hard questions about mental health and they get deep, but they get back to laughing when Hurley accidentally touches his eye
Ben Linus, they could never make me form a consistent opinion of you. I want to punch him in the mouth. I also want to give him warm soup and tell him it’s going to be okay
Obsessed with how Desmond is consistently having a worse time than everybody else on that island. As soon as he gets out of the button routine he’s immediately plagued with visions, once that’s done he gets time travel brain death disease. Once he finally gets a wife and kid he’s dragged back and thrown through dimensions like he is never not suffering and the other characters for the most part never know about it.
How it feels when your fandom is more popular with straight people so the fan fiction is practically nonexistent