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4 years ago

site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

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6 years ago

Things That Happened On My First Day At Target

-Sold lingerie to an eighty year old woman

-Got a free salted caramel frappacino from the suspectedly gay barista, Parker

-Sold a bra to the mom of a sixteen year old girl who was cringing the entire time

-Had a very engaging conversation with a three year old boy about colors. We both like blue.

-Served an old woman who I thought had an impressive mustache, but it was just nose hair

-Watched her and two other women with her get trapped between two sets of automatic doors because they did not understand how to open them. How they got through the first set, I still do not know.

-Sold fifteen gallons of kitty litter to a soccer mom who refused to break eye contact

-Got a second free starbucks drink. This one was a pumpkin pie one that wasn’t even on the menu. I like this barista man.

-Gave dozens of children stickers. Several of them squealed when they got them. This is the best part of my job.

-Sold an old man $200 of furniture and got him to sign up for a Target credit card. Before he finished the last step, he turned and walked away with his cart without a word.

-He still hadn’t paid. I called him back and he apologized, saying “sorry, sometimes my diabetes makes me do that.” He didn’t finish getting the card.

-A woman came up with $220 of items. After a wad of coupons and a stack of free gift cards from other promotions, her total went down to $55. I want her to teach me. 

-Saw a girl skipping down the aisle in what can only be described as a pink princess fairy wedding dress. She was filled with happiness and if I hadn’t been on the clock I would have taken her. At the very least, I want that outfit for my own.

-Got approached by a large man named Jason. He told me not to steal. I will take this advice to heart. 

-Met a woman referred to only as The Cat Lady. She asked if I wanted her to buy me a keychain from Ross. I told her I had no keys. She nodded solemnly and walked away, whispering their exact location inside Ross, just in case.

-Got called into the HR Head’s office at the end of my shift. I was expecting to be yelled at for some reason. She and another lead showered me in compliments for ten minutes straight, saying a lot of managers had been saying great things about me all day. Not what I expected, but I’ll take it.

6 years ago

AS A PILOT SEES THE WORLD......

A Lake in Pomerania, Poland

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Amsterdam

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Athens

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Bac Son Valley, Vietnam

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Barcelona

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Bern

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Cape Town

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Central Park, New York City

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Chicago

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Dubai

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Dubrovnik

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Giza Pyramids, Egypt

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Mali, Maldives

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Mangroves in New Caledonia

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Marina Bay, Dubai

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Maze at Longleat, England

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Meskendir Valley, Turkey

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Mexico City

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Moscow

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Namib Desert, Namibia

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Niagara Falls, U.S.A.

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Paris

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Rio de Janeiro

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Seattle

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Shanghai

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Terraced Rice Fields, China

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Tulip Fields, The Netherlands

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Vancouver

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Vatican City

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Venice

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7 years ago

i dont care if u never listen to me ever again just let me be ur internet dad for just one second: dont start cutting yourselves please ever

4 years ago

Ok so.

We've had a chronic package thief in our building recently. Usually its a very safe building so this is unusual behavior. They had the misfortune of taking one of my pet food orders (75lbs of mouse food) and apartment management was useless so I took it into my own hands.

See, I have a lot of snakes. So I happen to have things like dead rats just lying around. So I took a little box, decorated with some nice washi tape that made it look like it contained jewelry (crystal motif) and addressed it to a nonexistent unit underneath the name "Bill Zibub" and left it in the lobby. It disappears, as expected.

A few days pass and I smell something bad in the hall.

I go to the lobby and I find my dead rat package, very clearly torn open and hastily wrapped back up, with the rat back in it. But what's better is, it got returned with a BUNCH of other mail. They stole a bunch of shit, opened the rat, decided they had enough and brought all that shit BACK.

I know for a fact that the thief brought them back because they appeared in the lobby late at night way past package delivery time (and if the activity I heard was any indicator, the thief lives on floor 2)

I was thinking the thief might return the rat pack in disgust but I am tickled PINK they brought back other stuff.

This is the best prank I've ever played. It sounds so fake. It feels so scripted. I never in a million years thought they'd actually be inspired to return mail over it. This is gonna be my "then everyone clapped" story for the rest of my life.

Fuck around and find out.

7 years ago
Seats Are Not An Option.   My Website – My Facebook Page – See Me On LINE Webtoon!
Seats Are Not An Option.   My Website – My Facebook Page – See Me On LINE Webtoon!
Seats Are Not An Option.   My Website – My Facebook Page – See Me On LINE Webtoon!
Seats Are Not An Option.   My Website – My Facebook Page – See Me On LINE Webtoon!
Seats Are Not An Option.   My Website – My Facebook Page – See Me On LINE Webtoon!
Seats Are Not An Option.   My Website – My Facebook Page – See Me On LINE Webtoon!

Seats are not an option.   My website – My Facebook page – See me on LINE Webtoon!

6 years ago

I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

6 years ago
Ingredient List Of The Human Body

Ingredient list of the human body

5 years ago

Everyone hears that baleen whales feed on krill but sometimes I see people mistakenly describe that as a diet of “microscopic plankton” or something along those lines, so in case you’ve never seen them, these are krill:

Everyone Hears That Baleen Whales Feed On Krill But Sometimes I See People Mistakenly Describe That As
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