What In The Darknikolina Is This.

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Everyone wants to talk about the Darkling’s toxic traits, but they never mention his zero self preservation attitude.

You need to keep your people safe? Tear out pieces of your soul!

A girl tries to drown you? Offer her protection!

People keep trying to kill you? You get used to it!

Idiot! Fucking moron! Look after yourself! If not for yourself, at least for those you’re helping!

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и при всём при этом практически общеизвестно, что все святые когда-то были реальными людьми (религия предполагает веру в сверхъестественные силы, но в мире, где есть гриши уже мало чему можно удивиться). То есть не совсем понятно, кто и за что наградил их святостью, а не, скажем, орденом героя?

И плюс у меня возникло ощущение, что абсолютно ВСЕ святые при жизни были гришами, за что многие оказались убиты. Опять же смысл поклоняться тем, к кому в лучшем случае народ относится с пренебрежением?

И отсутствие бога. Кто главный в этом пантеоне? Есть последователи святые, но нет того, за кем вообще нужно следовать.

Как в таком случае относятся к друг другу последователи разных святых? Уважают друг друга, верят и в того, и в другого или крутят пальцем у виска при каждой встрече, пытаясь доказать, что его святой самый святой из святых?

чем больше размышляю над религией в гришаверсе, тем больше хочется стучаться головой об стенку, потому что ЭТО ЧТО ВООБЩЕ

The children couldn’t understand what was happening. They were told that Daddy Darkling was bad but that couldn’t be true. He was always kind to them, told them stories while doing voices, played games with them, made shadow puppets and listened to them when they had something to say. How could Daddy Darkling be a monster like they said. Something wasn’t right and they were going to get to the bottom of it.

The kids waiting till the grown ups had gone to bed before meeting up outside by the lake.

“I never trusted that Sun Summoner, she wasn’t here that long and I thought she liked Daddy Darkling.” Said Anastasia.

“ Yeah, I saw them together and he looked so happy. I never liked Zoya either, she was always mean.” Said Vlad.

All the others agreed with them. Then the kids started to plan, obviously they had to help Daddy Darkling and what better way than capturing the traitors. They stayed up late getting everything ready.

Two Weeks Later

Honestly, this was embarrassing, they got out planned by little kids. Nikolai was both impressed and embarrassed by this. He was tied up along with Alina,Zoya,Toyla,Tamar and David. Standing all around them were the kids and Feydor.

Feydor had apparently been a spy for The Darkling this entire time. They should have seen it; his husband was on the Darkling’s side so it made sense he would be too.

“Good job little ones!” Feydor exclaimed.

“Thanks Feydor, we knew we had to do something to help Daddy Darkling,” they all proclaimed.

“ And helped me you did.” Aleksander himself said as he walked in with Ivan.

The Grand Palace had been taken over pretty easily. The Darkling now ruled it.

“This has to be the best thing I’ve ever seen, right Ivan?”

“ Definitely,” I an replied.

“ Now, what to do with you lot.”

There was much discussion where Genya convinced David to go back into his side. Which he did without question as he had always like Aleksander. Plus he’d be with Genya. Nikolai decided to see if he could make peace with Aleksander; he didn’t want to die.

The next few weeks were fast paced as Nikolai and Aleksander came to an understanding. Though Aleksander would never let him forget that he was overpowered by small children.

-just a fun little one shot

does anybody else think about how all of the darkling’s survival techniques were taught to him by a woman experienced at surviving in a man’s world?

“Something caught your eye, Sasha?”

Why is there this notion that the Grisha are spoiled in the books?! Seriously ! The author undoubtedly describes them as an oppressed minority and yet, at the same time, manages to say that they are privileged and spoiled rotten because they live in the little palace, have good / beautiful clothes, and eat their fill. on beautiful plates?! It's fucking insulting. Of course they are well maintained. They are literally the personal cannon fodder, to put in the front lines, of the king! Alina you are stupid!

I agree with you completely this element of the books really did not make sense. It was like LB was trying to say they were privileged because they have nice things like their clothes and the LP etc but all of these things are materialistic. They are creature comforts and are there as Genya said to help the Grisha thrive. But what are creature comforts next to being hunted, burned and experimented on. I am sure any of the grisha would give up those privileges if it meant they could live in a world where they could be free from persecution and oppression.

For me though it really highlighted the difference between how the king and his men run the First Army and how Aleks runs the second. It is clear that Aleks takes very good care of his grisha, he provides them with enough food, he makes sure they've got bulletproof keftas, that they've got access to a library, access to trainers who not only teach them how to master their grisha abilities but also train them in hand to hand combat, he provides them with the LP a safe home. Whereas the king doesn't do anything to make sure the Fiirst Army is provided with everything they may need to thrive and be strong. The king sees both the soldiers of the First and Second Army as expendable.

БОЖЕ МОЙЙ. ВЫ САМИ ЗАПУСТИЛИ ЭТУ АДОВУ МАШИНУ. ТЕПЕРЬ Я НЕ УСПОКОЮСЬ ПОКА НЕ ВЫПЛЮНУ ВСЕ СВОИ ХЭДКАНОНЫ, КОТОРЫЕ Я ПРИДУМАЛА ВОТ ТОЛЬКО ЧТО.

Николай хотел доказать родителям, что может справиться с любой работой и самостоятельно заработает деньги, но как на зло (или на удачу) выбрал САМУЮ сложную из всех.

Мир моды, хотя он сам он разбирается только в политике/экономике? Чем не вызов! Разумеется, не все сразу у него получается, но Коля не был бы Колей если бы это его остановило. Несмотря на все жёсткие требования холодного, но привлекательного босса, Николай никогда не опускал руки.

Креативный директор Фёдор радушно бы принял его в коллектив, не обращая внимания на ворчание старшего ассистента Ивана, который своим делом жизни видит служение боссу... И недопущение ещё большего сближения между Колей и Федей.

Ни у кого не было сомнений, что Николай не долго продержится на этой неблагодарной работе, но когда он сумел раздобыть для маленького племянника Александра Мала ещё не опубликованную книгу о Гарри Поттере, все начали понемногу сомневаться в своих суждениях. И все эти многочисленные деловые ужины в деловых ресторанах. Стал бы Александр так часто обсуждать работу с кем-то, кого не планировал оставить подле себя? Ради чего ещё ему все эти встречи, верно?

И я стопроцентно уверена, что осенняя неделя моды в Париже была бы для Николая настоящим испытанием. Потому что его мать очень любит и часто финансирует подобные мероприятия как случилось и в этот раз. Боже, это обязательно должен быть троп о сокрытии своей личности и семейного богатства, иначе зачем всё это?

Интриги, скандалы, расследования в Париже! Готов ли Николай признаться, что его семья хочет сместить Александра с его поста и заменить другим? Или на всё воля случая? Что почувствует Александр, который видит, понимает и поддерживает в Николае его смелые амбиции и отдачу самого себя работе?

Как все это закончится???

блинблять благодаря тому самому твиту от Кардинально в твт где они смемнули сашу как миранду из дьявол носит прада (из-за ужасающих костюмов во втором сезоне у гриш) у меня из головы не выходит аушка с дарколай как миранди......эмили это иван.......найджел это федя.............

The fact that Zoya, Nina, Jesper and Tolya were able to walk around Shu Han without fearing capture is just ridiculous, like did they forget the part where Shu Han cuts up Grisha to experiment on them?

Sasha is trying to exchange husband for a daughter

i'm in darknikolina mood, so HEADCANONS TIME.

let's say pre-canon!darkolai happened at some point, and darklina obviously was a thing during the trilogy, and then nikolina got married because it's the ending we deserve. as a royal couple, they're expected to have kids at some point, and eventually they have a daughter. both, tsar and tsaritsa, have a lot of complicated personal and political feelings about a certain shadow summoner, but they name her sasha anyway. it silenced a lot of gossipers: they assumed the tsarevna was named after her unlamented grandfather, tsar aleksander.

(in truth, grand duchess aleksandra nikolaevna was named after the darkling, lamented by many.)

but then liza & co ressurect aleksander. and he learns that now there is a lantsov girl named aleksandra, who is in equal parts alina and nikolai, his most beloved people. and she possesses alina's beautiful dark eyes, and nikolai's golden locks, and alina's dimple, and kolya's sunny smile. and the girl is also a grisha (a little alkemi, because they deserve representation) - the grand duchess (aged three) did accidentally turn the darkling's brandy into water during their first meeting.

so, of course little sasha has big sasha wrapped around her tiny fingers in no time. all the tsarevna has to do is ask. and the scary, powerful, terrifying darkling would do it. like, once sasha said she would like to have an octopus as a pet, and aleksander immediatelly was like: "ulla, ULLA. get me the prettiest octopus in all three oceans of this world for baby sasha, please. you're her aunt too, by the way."

(aleksander: ugh, i hate the lantsovs, they're the worst. someone: but, your excellency, you are cuddling the tsarevna right now? aleksander, clutching sasha even harder to his chest: i said what i said.)

nikolai and alina are no help because they are aleksandra nikolaevna's loyal slaves too. as are aunt genya and uncle david. so, actual disciplining has to be done by aunt zoya, who is the only one immune to tsarevna's pleading eyes.

(aunt zoya is also little sasha's first girl crush, and she tells everyone that when she grows up she's gonna be general nazyalensky, and break hearts of boys and girls too.)

(alina is mentally preparing for the day sasha will have suitors because darkolai would try to decapitate anyone daring enough to ask their little girl out.)

and they live happily ever after, the end.