Wait A Second. This Is My Umbrella. I Left This Umbrella At Cindy’s… You Totally Stole My Umbrella.

Wait a second. This is my umbrella. I left this umbrella at Cindy’s… you totally stole my umbrella. What? No, I didn’t. This is my umbrella. I bought this. Excuse me. It even has my initials on it right here: T.M. Ted Mosby.  Yeah. Look again, Ted Mosby. Those are my initials: T.M. Tracy McConnell.  Um, no, Tracy McConnell, it’s T.M.– Totally My umbrella.  Uh, your T.M.– Terribly Mistaken, because this umbrella has always belonged T.M.: To Me.