Lemony Snicket Voice The Word ‘poison’ Here Can Mean Many Things. ‘Poison’ May Literally Refer

*Lemony Snicket voice* The word ‘poison’ here can mean many things. ‘Poison’ may literally refer to the presence of an unwashed llama in a stream from which a nearby village likely collects its drinking water. Likewise, it may figuratively refer to the effect of greed and isolation on the priorities of a young ruler, or the machinations of a villainous royal advisor on the health and wellbeing of said young ruler. In this case, however, ‘poison’ most literally refers to the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison… That poison.

hobbies masterpost!

a really excellent way to reduce anxiety is to pick up a new hobby. find something you’re interested in, learn it, then use it as a healthy and productive way to cope.

learn to play guitar

learn how to make interactive stories with the free program Twine

learn how to make pixel art

learn another language

learn how to build a ship in a bottle

learn how to develop your own film

learn how to embroider

learn how to make chiptunes (8-bit music)

learn how to make origami (the art of paper folding)

learn how to make tumblr themes

learn how to make jewelry

learn how to make candy

learn how to make terrariums

learn how to make your own perfume

learn how to make your own tea

learn how to build birdhouses

learn how to read tarot cards

learn how to make zines

learn how to code

learn how to whittle (wood carving)

learn how to make candles

learn how to make clay figurines

learn how to knit scarves

learn how to become an amateur astronomer

learn some yoyo tricks

learn how to start a collection

learn how to start body building

learn how to edit wikipedia articles

learn how to decorate iphone cases

learn how to do freelance writing

learn how to make your own cards and

learn how to make your own envelopes

learn how to play the ukulele

learn how to make gifs

learn how to play chess

learn how to juggle

learn how to guerrilla garden

learn how to chart your family history

learn how to keep chickens

learn how to do yoga

learn how to do magic tricks

learn how to raise and breed butterflies

learn how to play dungeons & dragons

learn how to skateboard

learn how to do parkour

learn how to surf

learn how to arrange flowers

learn how to make stuffed animals

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mchoratio

6 years ago

Exactly two (2) students in the history of Hogwarts were brave enough to call Minerva Mcgonagall “Purrfessor” to her face.

Sirius Black

Fred Weasley

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mchoratio

1 year ago

the meme of a grey person, labelled 'gaveston', reaching towards a yellow ball that is labelled 'having a fun time with his probably boyfriend'. he is being held by a pink person, labelled 'thomas of lancaster'

the distracted boyfriend meme. the girl in red is labelled gaveston, the man edward ii, and the girl in blue isabella of france

the change my mind meme with the man labelled me and the sign labelled 'eleanor of aquitaine being a milf is a provable fact'

a meme of a car, labelled 'me', taking a sharp turn beneath a sign that says 'shitposting about women who died five to eight hundred years ago. the other sign is labelled 'doing my homework'.

the change my mind meme. the sign says 'isabella of france was one of the most iconic girlbosses of the middle ages, rivalled only by margaret beaufort, margaret of anjou and eleanor of aquitaine.' the man is labelled 'me'

the 'this is fine meme'. it's labelled 'eleanor of aquitaine watching her kids set europe on fire and knowing she'll have to deal with the consequences'

the meme of a girl looking away from a burning house. the house is labelled 'england', and the girl is labelled 'thomas of lancaster after killing gaveston'

the meme of a man whistling at a woman walking past. the woman by his side is labelled 'actually talking about their problems', the man is labelled 'everyone in england during edward ii's reign', and the woman he's whistling at is labelled 'murder'

mansplain manipulate manwhore ig

anyway have fun with these fun fresh flirty and organic history memes part 4/?

id in alt text, as is standard

(part 1, 2 and 3) one is bad don’t look at it but the other ones are better

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mchoratio

2 years ago

I couldn’t sleep until I drew this

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mchoratio

4 years ago

all my gifted kids who haven’t burned out yet and are constantly stretching yourself too thin in an effort to finally make the people around you proud make some noise

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mchoratio

1 year ago

i feel so silly reading classics and feeling surprised when something unexpected happens like the entire world already read this and i'm sitting here in shock like "wdym hamlet just killed polonius⁉️😧"

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