Thinking Of Doing A New Years One Week Challenge, (give Up Soda For A Week, Give Up Dairy For A Week,

“I want to remain an eternal mystery to myself and others.” - King Ludwig II of Bavaria

head full many thoughts none of them useful

venom (2018) production designer: *puts a lobster tank in the middle of a restaurant to show how fancy it is*

tom hardy:

Exactly two (2) students in the history of Hogwarts were brave enough to call Minerva Mcgonagall “Purrfessor” to her face.

Sirius Black

Fred Weasley

Hamlet: You came up to my desk and said ‘This may sound weird, and there's no reason for me to know this, but that mixed berry yogurt you’re about to eat has expired.’

Horatio: That was the moment you knew you liked me?

Hamlet: Yep.

Horatio: ...Can we make it a different moment?

Hamlet: I’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept.

i can have a little unrealistic romantic fantasy. as a treat

Caravaggio living paintings by Ludovica Rambelli Theater

Me listening to a thunderstorm: this honestly goes off

sorry, i mythologized your boyfriend. yeah i took him and a few other boyfriends and merged them together with local folklore and mystic elements into one legendary figure. he's going to be really hard to pin down historically. sorry about that. I can make you his consort in some stories if that helps.