Extinct In The Wild :/

just food for thought, you know?

same spectrum, different wavelength

she feed me that glucose analog till my lacoperons express their proteins

pov the manhattan project

sure what's the worst that could happen

do you think grown up birds vomit into each others mouths as like a sex thing?

counterspell: jar of peanut butter

Set off the metal detector but instead of bringing out a regular sniffer dog it’s a guy in a fursuit and he’s reeeeeally excited

brb gotta study for the bechdel test

please say nice things about me in therapy 🥺

slapping the chemo bag before i take a hit

bitch you think you’re the shit? you’re not even the shart.