I Woke Up At 7:44 Yesterday After A Full Night Not Sleeping, And My Cats Were Both? In The Bathroom?

Me @ 6:00 pm: okay so I'm not sleeping tonight, I'm gonna pull an all-nighter and like it and it'll be great. I ju

Me coming home @ 2:00 am: I am a sleeby babie who eeds sleep and I you cantr stop meeee

I've always wanted to reblog this. Happy Halloween lol.

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LESBIAN RIGHTS!!!!!!!!

I was playing mafia with my marching band section and the narrator said "so you were on a game show with the Joker, and he said 'vibe check' and shot you in the head" and

Did anyone else experience this? Tell me if I'm not alone

Okay so when I was 7-8, I saved up enough money to buy a custom American girl named Tia. Mostly bc my mom wanted to sew doll clothes, and so did I. Also because I was still in a cutesy, girly phase.

Not too long after, we start getting random letters in the mail from someone. She said her name was Jett, and she was Tia's older sister. She hadn't been bought yet, and she was touring the US as like, a traveling store or something.

It was so weird. It was like Toys logic, except some people were allowed to see them? Most of the letters I got were actually kind of horrific now that I'm reading some. In this one a guy named Bruce holds Jett over an alligator, so they sneak out and just wreck his boat. In another one one of the dolls wanders out into the night (I think that was Yellowstone) and doesn't ever come back.

But like, she bought legitimate things too? The t-rex tooth was from La Brea tar pits. There was probably more, but I haven't found them yet.

It stopped after a bit, so I guess she was bought. But was this normal? Was that a random guy from the factory who stumbled on our address, or did I have a random sugar sister? Was it actually the dolls?!?

reading letters from 1818 is wild

“it’s that time of the year when I get colds for no apparent reason again” have some Clairitin hon

I may have just failed the most recent test but one thing I'm definitely learning from my semester in zoology is that if you ever need inspiration for a grotesque, terrifying monster, just look at random diagrams and go ham.

Also that female parasitic worms do indeed have vaginas.

i read that as Goofy saying “gorsh”

Is gaud pronounced 'god' or 'gawd'

it’s pronounced gourd