I Was Playing Mafia With My Marching Band Section And The Narrator Said "so You Were On A Game Show With

Please .... For fucking once . .... . .. ... Can Trix be for rabbits..... .

Btw I forgot about this poster due tomorrow and It's officially Not Printer Time so

I'm gonna be painting my poster on a big canvas I just have

“My pills are the reason I almost walked into traffic just because I wanted to see what it was like to be hit by a car?”

Lesbian stereotypes: I'm secretly doing this to make my boyfriend jealous, also I'm a predator

Actual lesbians: Dear Sappho I just fell down the stairs cause there was a cute girl. She helped me up and asked me on a date. Does she actually like me?

Stereotypes that people have for themselves, while still sometimes harmful, are always so much funnier than the stereotypes that outsiders have for them.

Like outsiders are like “Asexual people are prudes and will yell at you for having sex!” and actual asexual people are like “All ace people want a dragon.”

Outsiders are like “Californians all surf and say dude a lot.” and actual Californians are like “If There Is Not A Taco Shop Within Five Miles Of Me At All Times I Will Literally Die.”

Every time you smell a flower, you're smelling it's cooch

peace was never an option

FEED ME ♡

Listen, I've made a deal with life. I violently flaunt being gay regardless of the consequences so there's no second-guessing, and the cute girl is supposed to acknowledge the five rainbow pins I'm wearing and make the move for me.

Our city is going into lockdown tonight but at least someone's out here spreading joy

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry