i know i already posted about this but STANFORD. listen to me carefully. STANFORD. WOULD. bring stanley back. if he accidentally pushed him into the portal. LISTEN. TO ME CAREFULLY.
if stanley went into the portal, stanford would bring him back. maybe with some hesitation, considering the possibilities, the risks; but all in all, he would know how to get stanley back safely. he would CARE enough to bring him back safely. despite having arguments, both of them CARE SO MUCH about each other.
stanley only took 30 years getting stanford back because he didnt know HOW and he desperately wanted to teach himself how. so if anything, stanley going into the portal would be the BETTER scenario! stanford would KNOW how to bring him back, and QUICKLY!! he BUILT the damn thing, and he would know how to operate it.
the only reason he was mad at stanley for opening the portal to save HIM was because he believed the risk of bill destroying the world outweighed his own safety because of his own guilt and self-loathing for creating the portal in the FIRST PLACE. but stanford wouldnt feel the same about stanley because that was his brother, who was an innocent bystander in the situation
sorry guys they make me ill 🤕
let’s commit medical malpractice with mama
Taking a much needed rest with a new friend
encountering an inconvenience while cold: damn that sucks, oh well, i’ll figure something else out!!
encountering an inconvenience while hot: we all deserve to die right now, come on everyone, lets all go die
god I hate this
I believe wholeheartedly that neither Will nor Hannibal can use the internet properly.
Hannibal: Look at this, Will *sends AI video of a dog fishing* Hannibal: This is all I ever wanted for you. For both of us. Will: it's beautiful Hannibal: *sends another AI video of a dog and a deer dancing to Tchaikovsky* Two animals, never known to communicate with each other. So far from humanity, yet so understanding of each other in their shared experience. Music, wonder, passion and glory. A symphony of understanding that no other man could even fathom. Will: the dog has too many fingers it must have a genetic disorder Hannibal: Strange, unusual. Just like you.
i literally dont ever post on tumblr but i fucking HATE STANFORD DATING HEADCANONS!!!! "he would hate whenever you go on adventures with him" NO HE FUCKING WOULDNNTNTNFBAHAAHSHSGEJEJDHEJRJJJH FRODIRIR GGRRROWOOWWL GRROIOWWL WJY ARE YOU MISUNDERSTANDING HIS ENTIRE CHARACTER OMG IM GONNA FREAK. "if stanley went into the portal, he wouldnt bring him back" YES HE WOULD OH MY GOD. HE LITERALLY WOULD KNOW HOW TO. "he would only talk about himself/all conversations just end up being about him" STOP. YOU'RE WRRROOAAWNG. LITERALLY NEVER TOUCH A KEYBOARD AGAIN.
House md is such a trip because House and Wilson are standing cock to cock, tip to tip, packer to packer, emotionally and physically. House's employees have a polyamorous codependent relationship while also being at each other's throats constantly. Foreman's so represssed they think he's gay, Chase is so sexually active that he can't possibly be straight, Taub and Kutner scissored, Cameron's probably gay but she has a job to do so she isn't going to think about it too hard, Thirteen is bisexual and went to jail once. Everyone has used drugs recreationally at least once. They break into everyone's home then insult the state of their home and then diagnose the patient based on a "That's so Raven" vision that House has. They shouldn't have been doctors, they would all thrive better as Waffle house employees that leap over the counter to fight customers.
one of my favourite genres of character is , specifically a doctor or scientist who is So deeply evil coded but they're a member of the good guy team & actively helping. & theyre not even a reformed villain theyre just like that. going hehehehehee in their dark scary lab while developing an device that will actually help a lot of people