I Literally Dont Ever Post On Tumblr But I Fucking HATE STANFORD DATING HEADCANONS!!!! "he Would Hate

let’s hide the body with mama

Who made this edit, it's the most valid one

non furries are so annoying about the semantics of calling something a furry. "erm wouldnt that be like.. a feathery???" its an avian and its still a furry. ok yes you can call the slug a slimy thats funny. but these are all fursonas. unless theyre not. i hope this hurts you

bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?

hannibal is so cringefail because how do you successfully get away with literal murder and cannibalism for years all while being a well respected sophisticate and food connoisseur and then risk it all for a guy covered in dog hair who is also an asshole and also wants to kill you real bad

i know the idea of 'hear me out' type posts is weird non-conventional attraction but i also have a fascination for the people whos 'hear me outs' are conventionally attractive characters from the most OBSURE media. like if you were asked to name a sexy character and your first thought is the girl from a mostly forgotten 1980s canadian animated scifi musical im gonna be way more intrigued by whats going on in your brain than if you had said like. the dragon from shrek yknow.

Pleasepleaseplease can someone draw this except it's Patrick eating Paul's business card

greg house stays in the closet so he can say faggot and have people get offended by it

yeah so i love them

agent trigger and agent powers... but WOMEN!!!!!!! AAAHHHH

Okay, let me ramble.

My personal headcanon is that Abigail was a very fragile and easily sick when she was a little child and that's why Hobbs was so obsessive with his daughter and so his love ultimately became toxic.