The Problem Is

guys have u ever seen the same post like, twice?

not a reblog, not the same post you originally saw, not even by the same person,

but it's the EXACT SAME POST

you are 100% sure you read this exact thing 4 days ago but it doesn't have the like/comment you left and you can swear that the op's pfp was completely different

but before you can really think about it you end up scrolling to something new then just...... forget

only to remember it multiple weeks later?

What I think would be the most 'impressive' thing about humans

So I've read a lot of funny and intriguing ones out there, absolute gold, BUT I noticed that most of them compare things like our food tolerance, endurance, etc, so I wanted to bring in this take I've had cooking up for the past few days.

Has anyone ever considered aliens' reaction to how different we all are? Like look around at most species even on earth, they are mostly the same and vary only slightly in size, shape, colours, etc, in fact, its more strange to find one that is immediately distinguishable from the rest of its closest animal relatives (e.g for most people orange cats look like orange cats).

Think about it, usually only trained professionals can tell apart two same-species animals, even the animals themselves identify themselves through, like smell or smth

But for humans? no.

It's much weirder to find someone who looks so much like you or someone you know? Over 8.062 billion people and yet how likely is it to find someone who is your exact height? has your exact face? same exact posture? even exactly the same likes as you?

Like really let that sink in............ 8.062 billion people and yet it's confirmed that NO-ONE is almost exactly like you? Even people that just LOOK like you, your doppleganger, is roughly only 7 per person?

Wierd.

I shall be attempting a fic(eventually)

I shall be doing my first bat-fam fic (and because of dwindling self-esteem have come to ask you to read it........ if I eventually post it)

There are a base of like 5-6 chapters(arcs more likely) at this point

JL host meet-up for family-unfortunately nightwing heard (at least 20 members shall show up)

JL (maybe GL, Glash or GA) shall make a joke about how the batfam, specifically batman are mentally stable, or if I'm feeling daring/motivated straight- batman is on the floor laughing, wing has passed out, others are.....

A 'mission' comes up that requires all the main JL members- but there's a catch and now half have been adopted

Batfam somehow convinced J'onn to put them in a simulation where they are confronted with Bruce actually disowning them or smth, it gets very personal- angst, maybe fluff?

Batman in a coma- angst

fake/doppleganger batman- more angst

Please dont stop interacting with this so I don't forget

i volunteer!

stay tuned for more o_<

hmm orv au where gamer yjh fans vaguely spot kdj in the background and try to track him across social media.

they discover that he only exists on the internet across a bunch of random videos, almost ALL from famous celebrities and influencers. Everyone who knows someone can't figure out who this man is irl. But he has a nice voice and all his acquaintances seem to be some degree of obsessed with him.

I need more people to acknowledge that bruce is not gonna be a great parent, but i'll be damned if he doesn't try

His parents are dead, and as far as I've seen, the only real, not-explicitly-toxic relationship he has is with Alfred, his butler

and remember that, at least for a long while, as much as Alfred cared, he still drew a very clear (sometimes limiting) line between them as butler-and-master

so no Bruce does not know what he is doing with any of his relationships, familial or romantical

and no he probably will never really learn

he's going to make absoulutely horrible, relationship-ending choices, but can you truly look me in the eye and say that any batman does not truly love and value every single relationship he is in (asides from when dc butchers everyone's personalities)

so I need to see more fics like this,

a bruce who tries and fails,

who does not know how to deal with any of this,

and so hides behind a mask or a doof smile, uses his persona to try to deal with it, to try to cope

a broken batman who doesn't know what's wrong with him but desperately wants to fix it, only, if only, just to maintain whatever semblance of love he gets from his friends, his kids

maybe that's why he has so many, desperately searching for any warmth in the innocent's child eyes

fanfic writers where you at?

I CANNOT CHOOSE!!! HELP!!!!

Fic recommendation

<a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/65109382"><strong>A Strange Figure in the Background</strong></a> (1706 words) by <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/Hoshi_no_koinu"><strong>Hoshi_no_koinu</strong></a><br />Chapters: 3/?<br />Fandom: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/tags/%EC%A0%84%EC%A7%80%EC%A0%81%20%EB%8F%85%EC%9E%90%20%EC%8B%9C%EC%A0%90%20-%20%EC%8B%B1%EC%88%91%20%7C%20Omniscient%20Reader%20-%20Sing-Shong">전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong</a><br />Rating: General Audiences<br />Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings<br />Relationships: Kim Dokja/Yoo Junghyuk, Kim Dokja & Kim Dokja's Company, Biyoo & Kim Dokja & Lee Gilyoung & Shin Yoosung<br />Characters: Kim Dokja, Han Sooyoung (Omniscient Reader), Yoo Joonghyuk, Yoo Sangah, Lee Hyunsung, Kim Namwoon, Lee Jihye, Jung Heewon, Shin Yoosung, Lee Gilyoung<br />Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Modern, famous au, more tags people and relationship will be added eventually<br />Summary: <p>Hmm orv au where gamer yjh fans vaguely spot kdj in the background and try to track him across social media.<br />They discover that he only exists on the internet across a bunch of random videos, almost ALL from famous celebrities and influencers.<br />Everyone who knows someone can't figure out who this man is irl. But he has a nice voice, and all his acquaintances seem to be of some degree obsessed with him.</p>

Holy Trinity Headcannon (change my mind)

So headcanon that the holy trinity are like siblings

Cale is obviously the eldest, he is done with life and just wants to sleep, he will never (except in extreme circumstances) directly say that he loves you tho he will subconsciously do things for you.(yes I'm an eldest)

Yoojin is unfortunately the middle child. The forgotten one. His life is relatively good/normal, not too crazy yet not too calm. He is often considered the most boring in the set of siblings (sorry yoojin)

Dokja............ he is the 'special case', the youngest, the most hyperactive, vivid imagination, most likely to get themselves killed, and yet after everything usually the most loved. He is insane

Change my mind or share ur thoughts

I CANNOT CHOOSE!!! HELP!!!!

i sooooo just want to fix my problems with a poly label smacked in the middle

but i already have at least 2 other poly ships :'''')

*eyes batman and tim pointedly*

i shouldn't have too many, right?

right??

should i just make it 3 polys..................

Headcanon that Batman is the youngest in the (main)Justice League roster.

For proper execution, he must be at least 2-3 years younger than the supposed youngest

This headcanon lives co-dependently with the self-accepted that Bruce also has the most grey hairs in his group

I have also had the scenario of Hal freaking out and Barry having an existential crisis over the fact that the Batman is younger than them play out far too many times in my head

Do with this what you will