I shall be doing my first bat-fam fic (and because of dwindling self-esteem have come to ask you to read it........ if I eventually post it)
There are a base of like 5-6 chapters(arcs more likely) at this point
JL host meet-up for family-unfortunately nightwing heard (at least 20 members shall show up)
JL (maybe GL, Glash or GA) shall make a joke about how the batfam, specifically batman are mentally stable, or if I'm feeling daring/motivated straight- batman is on the floor laughing, wing has passed out, others are.....
A 'mission' comes up that requires all the main JL members- but there's a catch and now half have been adopted
Batfam somehow convinced J'onn to put them in a simulation where they are confronted with Bruce actually disowning them or smth, it gets very personal- angst, maybe fluff?
Batman in a coma- angst
fake/doppleganger batman- more angst
Please dont stop interacting with this so I don't forget
i love their designs
Sneak peek at pre-HOJ arc of Missed Chances AU and their characters!
I want Duke to be the 'normal one' of the batfam and wayne fam
But like, its a lie, specially crafted and maintained by the Duke himself
After like settling in he noticed the rumours and decided to just double-down
In his hero persona, he acts nice, friendly, chipper, sane but like, he will not hesitate to snap a random muggers neck (possibly paralyzing them) then just fortnight dance on their barely conscious body.
Anytime a civillian catches him, he stops, comes up close to them, whispers "no one will believe you" then uses his power to disappear(people are in psch wards now) and sometimes he'll just target particular people, maybe that one dude that bullied him before he got adopted or some random criminal (he appears with only his head and just stares at them through their windows)
As a foster-wayne, he acts normal around the cameras-mostly
He will just randomly lore drop the craziest thing like
"I remember the time I attempted to cook Damian in my sleep"
and then never speak of the incident again
its even worse when someone else brings up smth weird
reporter- "sir duke is it true you once attempted to sacrifice your brother time on top of a *checks notes* plane?"
duke- "ah yes *looks directly into the camera and give the most detailed answer (as in he will give you the exact humidity of the air but conveniently does not mention how he got on top of a moving plane or survived)* it was a very funny afternoon"
It gives everyone whiplash and he loves it
the problem is
i have like 2-3 other poly ships :'''')
*eyes batman and tim pointedly* i can't have too many
should i just make it 3 polys..................
art
il use it for refernce for a story later
Hello rapaziada i drew the smilling critters in cute outfits that i think it would suit them :)
orv does have a happy ending when you want it though ?
Oh really?
We must be reading two different things cuz my pillow is still soaked from my last breakdown :)
Maybe ill also read the one you read too
So i just read this nice peice of art ft. supes, batman and spidey. (link here: https://www.tumblr.com/arandomao3user/783454212655857664/batman-be-like-orphan-spotted?source=share)
Very cool, very nice
HOWEVER
I read the reblog reponse and i DIED
So now I hc that Batman can just immediately tell if you're an orphan or not, he can even narrow it down to when or how you lost your parents.
At first no one thinks much of it (not even batman himself, but then again he was never going to pay it attention anyway)
UNTIL
this new hero (dimension-shenanigans, they're gone in like a week) who looks like they've gone through the horrors, like they single-handedly have every single cliche superhero backstory ever, is staying at the watchtower so they can get help getting home.
And Batman walks in, stares at him for 6 minutes 47 seconds, and just says like,"do your parents know you're a hero"
And like every is in baffled confusion
because like how could you ask this CLEARLY ORPHANED CHILD, who looks like they have never known human warmth, whether their parents know their flying about fighting bad guys?
and in that split second of silence the hero just goes
"My mum knows but I haven't told my dad yet and I don't know how much longer my mum can cover for me"
and everyone is just like "........wtf?????"
"what do you men 'your mum knows' isn't she dead"
and the hero and batman both simultaneously wip their heads towards them with looks of utter disgust and bafflement
"no?..... my mum and dad are very much alive, thank you very much"
"why would you think they're parents are dead???"
and everyone else is just like
"???????"
Or better yet the exact inverse
A bright cheery child, who looks like joy and innocence personified appears
And batman just pulled them into a hug "Oh you poor innocent child.... it must have been so hard watching your parents die at just 7 and a half years old...."
And the child just breaks down and starts sobbing, they narrate their backstory and
Oh.
Oh my god.
In conclusion batman would 1000% have orpan sensing abilities (and yes he did adopt the second child but he had to return them... for reasons)
reblog if you’re a writer who’s very terrible at responding to comments from your readers, but has read them all and loves and appreciates each and every single one of them very dearly
<a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/65109382"><strong>A Strange Figure in the Background</strong></a> (1706 words) by <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/Hoshi_no_koinu"><strong>Hoshi_no_koinu</strong></a><br />Chapters: 3/?<br />Fandom: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/tags/%EC%A0%84%EC%A7%80%EC%A0%81%20%EB%8F%85%EC%9E%90%20%EC%8B%9C%EC%A0%90%20-%20%EC%8B%B1%EC%88%91%20%7C%20Omniscient%20Reader%20-%20Sing-Shong">전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong</a><br />Rating: General Audiences<br />Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings<br />Relationships: Kim Dokja/Yoo Junghyuk, Kim Dokja & Kim Dokja's Company, Biyoo & Kim Dokja & Lee Gilyoung & Shin Yoosung<br />Characters: Kim Dokja, Han Sooyoung (Omniscient Reader), Yoo Joonghyuk, Yoo Sangah, Lee Hyunsung, Kim Namwoon, Lee Jihye, Jung Heewon, Shin Yoosung, Lee Gilyoung<br />Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Modern, famous au, more tags people and relationship will be added eventually<br />Summary: <p>Hmm orv au where gamer yjh fans vaguely spot kdj in the background and try to track him across social media.<br />They discover that he only exists on the internet across a bunch of random videos, almost ALL from famous celebrities and influencers.<br />Everyone who knows someone can't figure out who this man is irl. But he has a nice voice, and all his acquaintances seem to be of some degree obsessed with him.</p>
guys have u ever seen the same post like, twice?
not a reblog, not the same post you originally saw, not even by the same person,
but it's the EXACT SAME POST
you are 100% sure you read this exact thing 4 days ago but it doesn't have the like/comment you left and you can swear that the op's pfp was completely different
but before you can really think about it you end up scrolling to something new then just...... forget
only to remember it multiple weeks later?
You are tossed into one of these worlds with the main cast and have somehow become part of the family. Truthfully, which would you pick to survive with/in (physically, mentally, emotionally and psychologically) and why?