naruto: kakashi-sensei, you and obito are fighting dreamers too-ttebayo?
kakashi: *staring off into the middle distance* we were fighting dreamers.......
*at young Kakashi’s house for dinner*
Rin: Your food is amazing, Kakashi kun! Are you going to be a chef when you grow up?
Kakashi: Thanks, but I don’t think that —
Obito: *stuffing his face* It’s not all that great. I mean don’t get me wrong, it’s good, but …
Kakashi: How many plates have you had again?
Obito, scowling: That doesn’t mean anything; I’m just really hungry today.
Kakashi: You’re always really hungry. You’re lucky you have such a good figure.
Obito: *stands and flexes “muscles”*
Obito: Thanks, Bakashi. I try to stay in shape.
Kakashi, blushing: Well … well why don’t you use those muscles and help me bring in dessert? I made your favorite; chocolate mousse.
Obito, also blushing: You made my favorite dessert? That’s … really nice of you. Okay, let’s go get it.
*they go to kitchen*
Rin:
Rin: Okay if those two don’t confess to each other soon, I’m doing it for them.
*Sakumo at the the grocery store carrying a tiny three-year-old Kakashi*
Sakumo: Alright! What else are we missing from that shopping list?
Kakashi: Rice
Sakumo: Done!
Kakashi: Apples
Sakumo: check!
Kakashi: *Turning the page* Destroying five target mist shinobi and bringing their hearts back to Konoha so the medics and scientists can analyze their Kekkei Genkai.
Sakumo: Whoops! That was yesterday’s list, you can cross that one out.
Kakashi: Then we are done dad! :3
Sakumo: Perfect, let’s go! :D
Every other parent in the proximity: What the fuck
it was an obvious misunderstanding Obito
also
i really wish we got to see more of kids being kids: teasing each other relentlessly over stupid shit idc if it was a ninja show about naruto and sasuke's great timeless love story: i wanted more stuff like the tp incident from like episode 1 where sas got hogtied while nart henge'd off to try and get a smooch from sak that's the ninja sheningans i wanted and we were ROBBED
Obito screamed.
fanfiction by @crescentmoonrider (Yumi Take), go to ffn and read it to rip your heart out.
Team 7 time travelling to Kakashi's past feels so funny in concept because this guy probably talks so little about himself and when he does he undermines the events of what happened to an extremely degree so it can seem like he wasnt that bothered by it, So once Team 7 finally meets little Kakashi their just hit with one thought like- "bitch you've lived this way???"
Sakura actually asks Kakashi' where his parents are because she refuses to believe that they raised her Sensei to be a little shit, and oh boy do things get awkward fast. Naruto and Sasuke have no idea how to respond when this little kid shifts suddenly from 'determined rude little shit' to 'sad, broken kid'. They both know the look all too well, and Sakura is probably never going to recover from the absolute horror of learning about what happened.
At the same time, They fully expect to see Kakashi living in a really messy house because he's six and has been alone for a year. But when they finally manage to convince him to let them come over to his place, they find a spotless house that looks like it's actually very well taken care of. It's after dinner when Kakashi says he has chores to do that they realize one of their sensei's coping mechanisms is cleaning.
That he tries so hard to forget his lonelyness by scrubbing every inch of the house he has used, refusing to let it get dirty or to take a break and wallow in the emptyness of the house
When team seven got there, they thought this was going to be a great chance to learn about their sensei
They just didn't know what to expect while learning about him
If Kamui can dimension Hop , then Kamui can Time travel too
BE CAREFUL PLEASE
And Sasuke thought that Itachi was the youngest shinobi ever (..if you exclude the root agents) so he looks down at baby jounin Kakashi and he's just flabbergasted XD like that one meme of the woman thinking surrounded by calculations lol
Sasuke: Wait, I though My brother was the youngest...
Kakashi: he was not
Sasuke:
There used to be really angsty headcanons that Kakashi wore the mask because he didn’t want to look like his father after that failed mission but then we later see in flashbacks that Kakashi wore a mask before all of that anyways so…¯\_(ツ)_/¯