Kakashi: I'm A Murderer, A Killer, And Everything I Touch Di-

I’ve been having fun (read: screaming in frustration) trying to piece together how the hell they were all the same age during the entrance ceremony AND kakashi gaiden if we canonically see them doing the chunin exam together and kakashi was supposedly 6 when he became chunin while rin&obito were 11. i refuse to believe canon. i’m throwing it out the window and making my own because fuck that

so, basically:

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Reposting this because i am frustrated with tumblr honestly.

Anyways , AU(?) where Good! Obito meets with Hokage! Kakashi.

@colorfulprofessorbagel

De-aged Kakashi (I went to answer the ask and accidentally deleted it 😭😭😭)

Looking at the three familiar faces, Kakashi huffs as he sits there, allowing them to stare and mutter between each other.

“What do we do?” Naruto asks, clearly concerned about what had happened. “Is there a way to get him back?”

“Do we even want him back to his original age?” Sakura smiled softly “he’s cute like this.”

She was going to be doing so many laps when he was bad to normal.

“Surely there has to be some way to fix this,” Sai spoke up, his eyes glued on the sketchbook he had pulled out as soon as they found Kakashi. No doubt drawing a picture to Cement this moment into memory. “If he was made a child, there must be a way to fix it.”

The three of them continued to talk, acting like Kakashi wasn’t sitting there in front of him annoyed and confused about what was going on.

He wanted to be an adult again. To run around with his husband, teach his students. Anything was better than sitting here stuck in the body of a child.

“We’ll, there is one good thing,” Naruto beamed. “He’s academy age so we’re in charge.”

“Wrong,” pointing up to his headband, Kakashi huffed. “I’m a chunin. I’m still your boss, brat.”

“A chunin!?” Sakura and Naruto’s jaws dropped “You’re six!”

“Well, not all of us are talentless,” he shrugged his shoulders, narrowly dodging Sakura’s punch when she lashed out at him. “Be nice.”

“You first, Sensei!”

There used to be really angsty headcanons that Kakashi wore the mask because he didn’t want to look like his father after that failed mission but then we later see in flashbacks that Kakashi wore a mask before all of that anyways so…¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Child prodigies are on a whole other level

Naruto.exe has stopped working, "Sandaime-sama wtf???"

Naruto has questions and concerns.

Sandaime Sama this is a baby. Wtf

team minato - team 7

BE CAREFUL PLEASE

nobody is able to deny little kakashi！

都让开！仔卡要发动血继限界之旗木奥义之萌术了！