Felix: Describe Your Ideal Boyfriend Jisung: Hm, 5'8, Long Eyelashes, Brown Hair- Felix: You're Just

Jisung : i don't like women

Chan : you're a MISOGYNIST???

Han: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Hyunjin : If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.

Han: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

Changbin: Actually I did the math, Hyunjin would have $225, not $0.15.

Hyunjin: Fam I’m right here....

Felix: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Han: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Felix: Sorry I only have a dollar.

Han: :(

Changbin: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Hyunjin would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Felix: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.

Changbin: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

Minho: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.

Changbin: Apply juice to what.

Seungmin: Directly to the forehead.

Bangchan: Great chat everyone.

Jisung: *leans against the wall flirtatiously* Jisung: *leans too far* Jisung: *falls over*

Being a kpop stan is so crazy like what if someone asked you what your favorite song is and you say 'fairy of shampoo'

Felix: Can you take me to the store to get a dress? Chan: Alright. First, I'm glad that you felt comfortable enough to come to me with this. And if this is something that you want to explore- Felix: Oh, it's not for me. I'm picking it up for my sister, but you handled that really well.

Felix: hey Jisung, did you get eggs for the cake? Jisung: even better Felix: what did you- Jisung, holding a chicken: her name is Juremi

Kyubin: This date is boring! Yoojung: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Kyubin: Then why did you invite me? Yoojung: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Yoojung I'll do whatever I want!

Jisung: Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don’t shut up. Hyunjin: What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was “how”

Guys last night I left myself a note saying I should post "fell asleep thinking about bang chan saying the f word <3"

Idk what I was thinking but... that, I guess.