Felix: Can You Take Me To The Store To Get A Dress? Chan: Alright. First, I'm Glad That You Felt Comfortable

Chan: They ask me how I manage my members so easily. Chan: The secret is, I don't. I have no control over them whatsoever. Chan: Earlier, Jeongin called my name and when I showed up to see what was going on, Jisung shot me in the throat with a nerf gun.

*in court* Jisung: *whispers to the Judge* Judge: This has nothing to do with the case Jisung: Can you please ask it anyway? Judge, sighing and turning towards Minho who is on the witness stand: Do you think he's cute? Please be honest

Jisung: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Jisung: Minho is still mad about it, but me and Felix were drunk and thought it was funny.

Jeongin: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity? Seungmin, turning to Minho: How tall are you?

Hyunjin: adults don't care about their birthdays Changbin: you came to practice last year on a horse

Jin: I want to be a caterpillar

Namjoon: explain

Jin: eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful

Namjoon: you know they have a lifespan of like a week, right?

Yoongi: yet another highlight

Many writers say a blank word doc is their worst nightmare, but for me it's a little too appealing. That fresh start, the white page and a brand new story idea 😋😋 And I wonder why I have so many WIPs

#how is he real

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Seungmin: Okay, truth or dare? Chan: Truth Seungmin: How many hours have you slept this week? Chan: Chan: ...Dare Seungmin: Go to bed. Chan: I don't like this game

Soul: Being the weird member has honestly always paid off for me. No one ever really bats an eye at anything I do. It's always, "yeah that makes sense for you".