I Want His 6'0 Ass To Stomp On Me.

He's so babyyyyy,

So excited for this trailer drop yesssss plzzzz gimmeeeeee

It's felt like we've been waiting for YEARS...

...especially since we got told he's ONLY in his Calvin's through parts of the trailer 🤭

This is exactly me when I was spoiled - dude I'm so maaadddd 😭

The devastatingly hilarious reaction of the 'Eddington' cast to the spoiler about Joel Miller's death. And then there's Pedro.

How in the F is this the same man...

I just can't compute 🤖

His lil bb uwu face is so cute stawwp- He's just so babyyyy 😂🥰 lookin like an excited meerkat-

And him trying to wink NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME SMILE DUUUUUDE

Just too damn cute. Our Sex God can't wink for shi- BUT THAT'S OKAY he has maNY other qualities that make up for it 😂

This man rly has us all in a chokehold huh

Everyone left, but i'm still here.

Austins Laughter 💖

You can tell so much from a man about the way they talk about their mum..

He has so much love in his heart for her... it's just really precious to see that her presence is still so strong in his life.

He's really proud of her... and he and his family know she's so proud of him, where ever she may be...

Just a really sweet and wholesome and deeply personal thing to share to others.. and he's so strong for that. Anyone who can open up to another person about something so personal and painful is so strong... it really does show great character.

We should all strive to be more open and honest and vulnerable.

Teeny rant continued...

It must be the biggest achievement for his mother to hear her son say "she's my best friend"... I remember the SNL opening he did, where he talked about him and his mother pretending to be Gollum from LOTR... now see that choked me up... the way he talked about his mother, her passing, and then suddenly I'm thinking about the closeness I have with my own mother, being an only child, her being an only child, neither of us having fathers, my mum having a distanced relationship from her mother... it's literally just the two of us against the world (I'm even getting choked up now)... and anyway, me and my mum ON THE DAILY do Gollum/Sam/Gandalf/Frodo impressions... we have our ups and downs and sometimes I'm not the best daughter and sometimes she isn't there for me the way I need her to be - but we resolve this, we come back together, we fight it out, talk it out and then ask for forgiveness and cuddle... then go back to roaring with laughter.. We're far from perfect and we don't always get on like a house on fire... but I love her so ferociously. I'd kill for that woman.

Anyone who loses a parent at this age... when you're just starting life - bc I've only just really started my life, my career, being me, doing what I want to do... I can only imagine what a fucking stand still it would be. How much you could withdraw, how much you could lose what you've JUST gained... because the main pillar in your life has been pulled away.

It just boggles my mind... no matter how many years, the death of your mother can't be healed- Not that you'd ever want that wound to heal... you'd never want to forget the amount of love you have for your mother...

It just chokes me up everytime, I start getting all sentimental, I do apologise for the rant...

As they say, hug your loved ones because you just never know ❤️❤️

Awww.... he misses his mom so much 😭

Why he lookin like a lion ready to pounce on it's prey 😭

It's 8 am I can't be this horny rn -- I GOT SHIT TO DO

@psycheetamore @peageetibbs-ab @f3ytal @unicoo @allittakesisoneflight I bet we know his secret talent 😏

How he helps the ladies from his table up on the stage...

You, dear sir, are just a delicious treat

Makin me act up...

I'd love to know his work out routine bc surely that's not genetics.... my guys hitting 500 squats every morning SURELY

Yep -- He's Always Had It... 😏

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This is hilarious wtf 😂😭 !!!