This Man Rly Has Us All In A Chokehold Huh

I second this 🥵

saying “i know baby” while she’s having an orgasm

👏 I 👏 am 👏 DECEASED

I had the most delightful little dream last night, after I saw this CSI episode with Austin as Benjamin Gold (all the Austin bits in the video below) - for research purposes, working on a bit of smut to soothe my urges for the benefit of the Tumblr community.

Several days in a row I was present at a filming/play gathering where he also needed to attend. Me, not to participate but to support another person. I knew who he was, but played as if I didn't. On one day, he joined my table to wait and we started chatting. The next day idem. Fast forward, and he ends up taking a semi nude pic with his thumb in my mouth, with my phone, daring me to text it to him.

No bc Callum cracked me up bringing up Arthur, and ofc every Arthur watcher instantly starts singing the theme tune as soon as someone mentions it 😆

An absolute TRAVESTY that Austin has NEVER seen Arthur like--

Never been more disappointed :') it's literally a 90s US show... we can't be having that now, someone educate this maannnn

Considering I have a 10 Yr age gap with these men, it's just nice to find out we have similarities, even if it's just childhood TV Shows 🥰

Just keep smiling😊

The Caught Stealing trailer drop is so close,

I can taste it...

I love that she's an EMT... me, a nurse, WAITING on these fanfics like hellooo, gimme Austin lusting after a health care worker thankyoooou haha

Vanity Fair

‘Caught Stealing’ First Look: Austin Butler Goes On the Run in Darren Aronofsky’s Crime Caper

Bad Bunny, Zoë Kravitz, Regina King, Liev Schreiber, Vincent D’Onofrio and Matt Smith all want a piece of him in this odyssey through late-’

Yes, this is infact one of the many photos of Austin I glanced at, then had to promptly turn my phone away, hold my breath and squeal... because he's just so damn fine and intense, and I, as a 23 Yr old woman, became BASHFUL... WHY??..

Lord give me STRENGTH.

Absolutely SADDENED to report that I now share my heart... NOT ONLY with Austin Butler... but with Callum Turner too

I'M A CALLUM TURNER GIRLIE NOW

I mean this is early days, so it's only a wee bit rn, it may grow, it may dissolve, it's definitely been brought on by that fic BUT IDC

He's just got absolute boyfriend vibes and I'm obsessed with his TALLNESS AND GIRTH AND CUTESY VIBES AND BOYISH CHARM AND THE FACT HE'S ENGLISH GIVES HIM A DIRECT LINE TO MY FUNNY BONE (I can't help it, I'll always find fellow brits more hilarious than Americans, IT'S JUST THE LACK OF FUCKS GIVEN AND DRY ASS HUMOUR)

Idk if this is too blunt... but can we actually just appreciate-

how LONG this man's tongue is.

✋️

And with that, I bid thee all goodnight and fairwell. Nightly blessings to you all. God forgive me for my sins 🫡

I need him to spiritually guide me... to his bedroom 🥰

Austin Butler as Vernon Jefferson Peak in Eddington

[hear me out]

I need Austin Butler's end dialogue from Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure as my alarm clock and daily motivation mantra plzplzplz 🥰

Also SORRY TO RE-TRAUMATIZE EVERYONE WITH THE COUSIN KISS IDK HOW TO CUT IT OUT 💀💀💀

He's never looked so soft yet sophisticated

Just a daily dose of simping.. 🥰

He's just so effortlessly alluring

(though I'm sure his team put in LOTS OF EFFORT, he just owns it so casually)