In Russian We Don’t Say “Good For You” Sarcastically, We Say “Возьми с полки пирожок”,

In Russian we don’t say “Good for you” sarcastically, we say “Возьми с полки пирожок”, which translates to “Take a patty off the shelf [as a reward]”, which I think is cruel because of course there is no patty

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5 years ago

Verstärkungswörter / Strengthening words

absolut - absolute/absolutely

total - total/totally

völlig - complete/completely

vollkommen - complete/completely

äußerst - extreme/extremely

überaus - extreme/extremely

brutal - brutally

irre - insane/crazy

entsetzlich - horrible/horribly

grässlich - awful/awfully

widerlich - disgusting

riesig - huge

furchtbar - frightful/frightfully

fürchterlich - dreadful/dreadfully

leidenschaftlich - passionately

großartig - awesome

unheimlich - uncanny

sehr, sehr - very, very

hoch- - high

ausgesprochen - decidedly

wahnsinnig - crazy

immer alles ganz - always the same

schrecklich - terribly

phantastisch - fantastic

ehrlich - honestly

bestimmt - great

sicher - certain/certaintly

sicherlich -certain/certaintly

echt - real

toll - great

prima - super

klasse - great

Spitze - top

bestimmt - certainly

wirklich - really

super - super

extrem - extreme/extremely

arg - very

verdammt - damn

ziemlich - somewhat

unverschämt - outrageous/outrageously

5 years ago
- SOPHIE HEAWOOD
- SOPHIE HEAWOOD
- SOPHIE HEAWOOD
- SOPHIE HEAWOOD
- SOPHIE HEAWOOD
- SOPHIE HEAWOOD

- SOPHIE HEAWOOD

4 years ago

Where can I find info on princess nokia blackfishing? I thought she was Afro latina, im not saying she isn't blackfishing I just want to find more info on it

I have no idea how long ago you sent this but:

Literally if you just look at images of her you can physically see her morphing herself over the years into looking Black.

I had to research/come to the conclusions and look for this all myself. Some keywords that might help is that she used to go by themermaidgirl and wavyspice with the word tumblr on google (those were the names she went by before she switched to princess nokia.)

On her Blackfishing:

I basically found out through google after seeing what she looked like in her infamous “so juicy so fertile” Vogue video that she Blackfishes because I noticed she obviously uses tanner (Face lighter than body with different tones). I started googling her old pictures and social media names and...yeah here we are.

She deadass darkens her skin artificially, wears fake Afro wigs, and gets lip injections to make herself look Black, and is lying about being AfroPuerto Rican, she’s been lying about being Indigenous as well.

How you go from this: 

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To this: 

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Her own ex-friends have said she’s not Black and called her out for it. Actual Taino Indigenous people have repeatedly called her out for lying about being Taino.

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If you look at pictures shes posted of her family literally none of them are Black. They’re more than likely white or majority white/mestize. None of them in Puerto Rico would be considered Black. None of them. Like my mother’s family is literally all very much white Puertoricans who come from white European colonialists in PR, and that side of my family look JUST LIKE the people in these pictures. She’s not ambigious mixed Black, she’s straight up Blackfishing and pretending to be Black.

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She is literally mestiza/white Latina cosplaying Afro-Indigenous Latinidad. Like straight up fucking cosplaying being mixed and cosplaying being spiritual/in Afroreligions. 

Like who tf sits there for instagram smoking cigars with a golden headwrap showing the viewers a Yemaya oracle card like she’s really doing something except for people who are using ATRs and shit for social media clout liiikkeeee.......She can smoke all the cigars she wants, that’s not gonna make her AfroPuertorican or Afrotaino for shit. It’s fucking embarassing.

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I swear the reason she’s always going on about being mixed Afro-Indigenous is because in Latino culture, including PR culture, there’s this incorrect idea that we’re all European/African/Indigenous, therefore any Latino can claim Afrolatinidad. Obviously that’s not true. But I’ve even heard this stupid shit in progressive/activist circles. 

And with ATR/ADRs and Brujeria becoming more visible and popular in recent years, why wouldn’t she jump on it to capitalize off the craze, considering that’s what made her popular? So I deadass wouldn’t be surprised if this is why she tries saying she’s Black when clearly neither she nor either sides of her family are any sort of Black Puertorican. But she’s been called out for this shit so many times, nobody can say she’s just ignorant, at this point she’s been telling people straight up lies.  

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She wears Afro styled wigs and then lies about it being her real hair. And people have apparently called her out before but she was adamant that its her real hair. You can tell that its not her real hair, and that her actual texture is wavy, not curly.

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Those are all wigs. All 3 of them in the images. You can literally tell they’re wigs. Esp in the middle/second pic, look at those roots. You can see the braids underneath and how the curls aren’t actually connecting to her scalp. Bc those are fucking wigs. Even in the bruja video, she was wearing a fucking wig.

Why do you think she goes from a light tan, to a much darker warm almost orange shade, to a neutral medium shade, back to a super dark but more olive/green toned shade? Because that’s not what her actual color is. 

Have you noticed how in a lot of photos of her, her skin is sort of patchy with random spots, or her face is super pale without makeup compared to a much darker body, her body most times being a much darker color than her hands? Why sometimes her nails look dirty?

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It’s literally because she uses artificial tanners/spray tan on her skin. She’s always a different shade because it goes between being fresh and faded or she switches up the brands/colors/products she’s using.

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Like look at her fucking hand compared to her face (and check out the injections) like wow:

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She gets mad fucking CCs of injections into her lips to make them look fuller than they actually are. And she’s been getting it done for ages. In recent moments she’s been doing.......alot.

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She’s 100% A Blackfisher like it’s fucking crazy because I didnt know that wasnt what she naturally looked like. honest to god this had me so fucked up and I’m still so fucking mad over this. I had heard people repeatedly saying she wasn’t Black and figured it out through just searching up on google. She’s absolutely fucking wild for profitting off of the idea that she’s AfropuertoRican and acting like shes supposed to be some sort of representation for us when she’s been fucking lyinggggg. Faux-spiritual and faux-Black as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucckkk and making money off of it.

I even saw that she apparently tried to argue with a visibly Black woman who was calling her out, that the Black woman’s skin looked fake and orange and was probably a tan on twitter. Like. GIRL GET AWAY FROM THE MIRROR BECAUSE....

She’s fucking WILD.

5 years ago
— Ophelia In Paintings: Moodboard
— Ophelia In Paintings: Moodboard
— Ophelia In Paintings: Moodboard
— Ophelia In Paintings: Moodboard
— Ophelia In Paintings: Moodboard
— Ophelia In Paintings: Moodboard
— Ophelia In Paintings: Moodboard
— Ophelia In Paintings: Moodboard
— Ophelia In Paintings: Moodboard

— ophelia in paintings: moodboard

5 years ago
Esperanto Would Have Experienced More Success If Zamenhof Was A Shaniac, Change My Mind

Esperanto would have experienced more success if Zamenhof was a Shaniac, change my mind

5 years ago
- Jake, The Dog

- Jake, the dog

5 years ago

I would like to point out a couple of things:

- the gang in the secret history (except Richard) are from very privileged backgrounds but the only one being flashy about it and making fun of people who don't wear designer ties and stuff is Bunny who has no money and whose own stuff isn't what he says it is (e.g. the print from the library book) and whose one good jacket at the start of the book has a stained and ripped lining

- the only one of the tsh gang to graduate is Richard

- Theo in the goldfinch has expensive tastes and was by no means poor but growing up with his mum he wasn't exactly wealthy either (searching the apartment for cash to pay the delivery guy) and in California he mostly stole food all the time or ate leftovers from Xandra's work so yeah his dad owned a flashy car and sometimes took them out to restaurants and he lived with the Barbours for a bit and turned out to be a good businessman but idk as a kid he wore t-shirts and hung out at the playground and watched tv and all that

- Theo has the capacity to have good grades but doesn't actually enjoy studying all that much (except art) and lets his grades drop most of the time

I guess the point I'm making is that there is significant overlap between the Tartt fandom and the dark academia aesthetic and people love to criticise DA for being all about money and good grades but Tartt isn't actually and there's no real reason for DA to be

5 years ago

what would a mirror look like in the middle of nothing?

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