Etheirys's Worst Crafter Crumples Under Modest Challenge, Flees To Moon To Hide Shame (Thousands Of People

Is anyone going to talk about Tarkin canonically having a relationship with that one stormtrooper because.. that’s pretty gay, methinks.

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Wilhuff_Tarkin#Two_men_and_a_mouse_droid

while i’m here ig i’ll post this one too

I genuinely cannot imagine the kind of trouble that the guy at game freak who got phished is getting in right now. just like biblical levels of Fired. it's like 1:30 pm on a sunday in japan right now that dude needs to burn his house down change his name and choose a country on a map at random to book a flight to

kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your game. i’m playing and it’s yours

{insert some "the bear and the bull" joke here}

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how do merchants even know your goods are stolen anyways. like if i find a nice shiny amethyst on the ground its perfectly good to sell to whatever merchant will buy miscellaneous objects but if i just so happen to find the amethyst in some nords satchel they can tell i obtained it through nefarious ways ?? but if i kill the same nord and THEN take the amethyst from his inventory its totally not theft and okay to sell to merchants ??? are they pro crime or not

nothing could prepare you for the opening of the second paragraph (source)

So, have you made any friends recently? I'd love to meet them if you could introduce me to them!

I have only one friend, his name is Poot and he's a pink bunny! We spend time together very often and we love each other's company :)

been awhile since I've done one of these so here's more text chat nonsense i've encountered