Nothing Could Prepare You For The Opening Of The Second Paragraph (source)

this guy on the battlefield wont stop blowing his gay little trumpet

do you own a musket for home defense?

I know what you're trying to do. Nice try, redcoat.

I'm being completely fucking honest, it wasn't me this time. I think it's someone who likes motorcyclists as much as you do, because I have never experienced "the Spiral" when it comes to watching "silly motorcyclist dancing videos."

i can recommend looking at a few (max like 10 to prevent the Spiral) silly motorcyclist dancing videos to refresh the eyes, purify the heart, embolden the brain, and also water your crops (but also seriously wish you feel better)

Oh that "I'm going to search 7 chests at tilted towers" post was a joke following a trend of posts I've already seen, I'm doing alright! But I will watch silly motorcyclist dance videos just for fun, it's good for morale.

we joke all the time about “author’s obvious fetish showing up in the work” but i think we should also talk about “someone with that fetish thinking it’s fetish material bc they’re incredibly into that but the author didn’t conceive that anyone could find that hot”

Tacoma, Washington. (December 2024)

@solar-saint this is literally you btw

You know what I'm just gonna confess right here and now, I love Erebus, I simp for Erebus, I venerate Erebus, he's the greatest Astartes to ever live and he is the sexiest man alive, and if loving Erebus is wrong then I don't want to be right. Am I screwed in the head or what?

Functionally speaking it's about on par with wanting to sleep with the briefcase from Pulp Fiction, but you do you!

they need to make a separate search function for when you do not wanna fuck the character youre looking up

Cashiers should not only have chairs, they should have raised platforms to sit on so they can look down at anyone who purchases anything

some of you are offensively gay but it's whatever

spent way too long on this. will regret it later. I'm never rendering from grayscale again