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1: "I think I owe you an apology"
2: "I'll take care of it"
3: "You're all I've got"
4: "Who did that to you?"
5: "Can I sit here?"
6: "Come on, you need a break"
7: "What is all that shouting about?"
8: "You don't look so good"
9: "I'm not from around here"
10: "There's no way you're getting me in /that/"
11: "Have you seen - /oh/"
12: "This is why no one wants to hang out with us"
13: "Please hide me"
14: "I'll pay you for it"
15: "I didn't expect you to say yes"
16: "I could kiss you or I could kill you"
17: "When you asked me out, this is not what I had in mind"
18: "My parents are visiting - right now"
19: "Did you do that for me?"
20: "That's a weird way to say "I love you""
21: "Don't worry, I'm right here, and I'm not leaving"
22: "I think this person is following, please walk me home"
23: "I don't need your attitude"
24: "When did you get so ____?"
25: "It just sort of happened"
“Your mother wouldn’t have wanted this!”
“You’re right. She would have done much worse.”
A numbered prompt drabble, requested by @shultzygirl, @dumbdogsss @starbuck1013 @vickiweis44 @markwatneyandensemble and @medicaldoctordana
She’d left her shoes in the car, pulled his jacket over her head like a tarp, and clutched her bag to her chest, and on the count of three, they’d made a run for it — but even the twenty yards from the parking area to the bungalow porch was enough, very likely, to ruin the skirt of her suit.
Dammit — why do I ever bother to buy dry-clean only? She thinks, trying to finger-comb her damp, rain-blown hair back into place and wishing she’d followed the train of thought that had them still in the car, steaming up the windows, making streaky handprints on the glass as they …
He’s next to her, shaking out his soaked hair like the world’s largest puppy. He sees her irritated expression and smiles that smile — the placating one that somehow manages to hint at things he won’t say, for instance that he wouldn’t have minded the staying-in-the-car scenario either.
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“Answer your door, then!”
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