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“Staring into the mirror, my eyeliner smeared on my face, my hair resting gently on the side I looked like the poster child for the misunderstood broken hearted.”
A: “Let’s just forget this ever happened.”
B: “Agreed. But if we’re caught, you’re taking the blame.”
A: “This was your idea!”
A: “Hey–it’s okay, what’s wrong?”
B: “I’m sorry–I just thought something had happened to you. I don’t know what I would do …”
A: “I’m fine; I’m right here, see? Everything’s okay.”
A: “Is that my shirt?”
B: “Uh . . . maybe?”
A: “… you look better in it, anyway.”
A: “Hey–what the hell! You can’t just barge in here like that!”
B: “… Did you seriously just throw a ninja star at me?”
A: “It’s your fault for interrupting me! I was practicing my aim!”
B: “No kidding–you missed me by a mile.”
A: “Get. Out!”
A: “Ugh, kill me.”
B: “What’s wrong now?”
A: “Does something have to be wrong whenever I want to die?”
B: “Generally, yes.”
A: “… I’m bored.”
A: “You make some cute noises in your sleep.”
B: “W-what? Why were you watching me sleep? And besides–I don’t talk in my sleep and I never have!”
A: “Never said nothin’ about talking, sweetheart. Maybe some … moans.”
B: “ … I am going to kill you.”
A: “Do you ever think about . . . space?”
B: “. . . Are you high?”
A: “… Very.”
A: “I don’t dance.”
B: “Aw, c’mon! It’ll be fun!”
A: “I’m serious–I will embarrass you and the entirety of the human race in the process.”
B: “You can’t be that bad.”
A: “Oh, believe me, I am.”
A: “Uh-oh.”
B: “You broke it!”
A: “No–this is your fault!”
B: “C’s going to kill you!”
A: “This was your idea, jackass!”
A: “Hey–are you listening to me?”
B: “What? I can’t hear you from down there.”
A: “I AM NOT THAT SHORT, YOU JERK!”
B: “Oh, I can hear you now. And yes, you really are.”
“I don’t like her when she’s around him. Her confidence disappears, and she becomes a whimpering ghost of herself.”
“Well, who do you think gave her her confidence in the first place? As far as he’s concerned, in his mind, he’s just taking back what’s rightfully his.”
scenarios:
lying on the couch on top of eachother, one combing their fingers through the other’s hair as they watch a movie
waking their partner up for work when they notice their alarm didn’t go off
alternatively: allowing their partner to sleep in because they were overworked anyway and need the rest.
one waking up before the other, so they make up their side of the bed and can’t help but tuck in their sleeping lover as they do so.
giving the other a spoonful of the meal they’re cooking to test it out, holding their hand under their chin so nothing falls.
one is sick, so the other heats up a blanket in the dryer to give it to them while they rest on the couch.
listening to music together while they both take the day to clean around the house (maybe even getting a little distracted to dance instead)
calmly reassuring the other it’s okay when they drop a glass, gently checking their hands for any injury.
wiping a bit of frosting (or smth else) off of their cheek while eating and taking it for themself
smiling across the table when their cheeks are full of food and look quite cute.
dialogue:
“can you turn the heat on? i’m getting cold…”
“you were talking about that table there being a little…bare, so i got you some flowers to put in it’s space.”
“stop singing into the broom and hurry so we can watch this movie!”
“you always fall asleep halfway into the episode.”
“move your blanket, i wanna lay down on your lap.”
“sweetheart, you look cute, but i’m gonna need the sweater.”
“i know we had it for dinner last night, but…” *sighs* “the things i do for you.”
“did you just put my hoodie in the wash?!” “yeah.” “love, my phone was in there!”
“come here, hold my hand.” “you’re washing the dishes.” “..i can do both…”
“i hope you don’t mind that i took that painting down, but i thought that picture of us looked a little better…”
“For you, I’d throw it all away. My morals, my goals, my life. I would. Please don’t ask me too.”
“I’ve never thought of you in a negative light before now.”
“Well, no one can deny I was professional up until the end.”
“Sometimes I nod and pretend I understood what you just said.”
“How were they able to hide a facility this big?”
“I didn’t actually think my conspiracy would turn out right. It’s just something I wrote as a part of my job.”
“I’m being hunted down for mistakes that you made.”
Anonymous said: Hi, thank you for all you do! I was wondering if you would have some dark quotes? I feel like there’s only light, airy ones floating around
Some of these are very negative and, well, dark, so if you’re not one for this sort of thing, please proceed warily.
Love
“She’s a saint with the lips of a sinner. She’s an angel with a devilish kiss.”
“If you don’t fight for what you love, you cry for what you lose.”
“I love you, as certain dark things are to be loved. In secret, between the shadow and the soul.” - Pablo Naruda
“Light is easy to love. Show me your darkness.” - R.Queen
“Hell sent us the most evil disease, and we humans called it “love” “- Conny Cernik
“You know that place between asleep and awake; that place where you can still remember dreaming? That’s where I will always love you. That’s where I will be waiting.” - Peter Pan
“But my dreams aren’t as empty as my conscience seems, to be. I have hours; only lonely. My love is vengeance that’s never free.”
“They told me not to play with fire, and I should’ve listened because I got burned by your soul and you left me in the ashes.”
“Until we’ve seen someone’s darkness we don’t really know who they are. Until we’ve forgiven someone’s darkness, we don’t really know what love is.” - Marianne Williamson
“We’re all searching for someone who’s demons play well with ours.”
“He saw the darkness in her beauty. She saw the beauty in his darkness.”
“I don’t really get why everything has to end. Nothing can be perfect but instead of quitting, People should try to fix their problems instead of leaving. Love is a really wonderful feeling but most people don’t know the real meaning.”
“He looked at me as if I were the only star in her darkest night and he kissed me as if I were the air that filled her lungs.”
“Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift.” - Mary Oliver
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“Do you ever look up and wonder what happened to all those stars?”
“This is bringing back so many memories for me.”
“Not everyone can befriend a sentient celestial being.”
“I feel like I’m out of the loop here and I don’t like it.”
“Just one step at a time. That’s all you need, but if you don’t start now, when will you?”
“Nothing feels better than doing everything you needed to.”
“I wasn’t really worried about you. I knew you could do it.”
The zombie apocalypse has begun. Only, instead of grunting, the zombies all constantly sing the last song they heard before they died. Surprisingly, many of them sound quite good.