“You’re sounding awfully bloodthirsty for someone whose life ambition is to move to a peaceful farm somewhere far away from everything and live in idyllic bliss with your true love.”
This is mad cute 😂
edit: found the site for y’all Under Lucky Stars
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“So… are… you…”
“A vampire? Yeah.”
“What? I wasn’t gonna ask you that.”
“What? Did you even know before I said that??”
“Of course, we’ve been together for three years. I was gonna ask if you were ok.”
“Why would you ask that?”
“Dude, you forgot your sunscreen. You look like you are about to die.”
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- “You made me cookies?” - “Everything we stand for ment nothing after all.” - “You stole what?” - “You aren’t pathetic.” - “A dragon ate your homework?” - “I was suppose die you dumb ass!” - “You looked at me differently.” - “You work at a zoo now? Neat.” - “I’m being dead serious. I’m a vampire.” - “I’m not pregnant!” - “So instead of being normal, you started a revolution?” - “You found a child?” - “Oh c'mon you would have murdered that guy too.” - “The stars are pretty tonight, aren’t they?” - “You ever seen something as cool as this?” - “You never did understand the concept of being wrong.” - “So wait- hold up- you’re a mermaid?” - “I thought you were dead!” - “I know you love me and all but stop threatening the doctor.” - “How. THE FUCK. Are you- so motherfucking tall?” - “Did you just? You just- oh my god!” - “Everywhere I go there is this crow! I’m telling you!” - “ You fell in love with a vampire prince and didn’t bother to tell me?” - “I shit you not.” - “You? You know how to shoot a gun?” - “My man, I am high as a kite right now.” - “You aren’t leaving here without telling me who hurt you so I can take out a can of whoop ass and unleash it on their ass!” - “You just kissed me.” - “But you hate avocados.” - “I may be a vampire but I am a vampire of the sun, not the moon.” - “Hold up- just stop- just- what are you actually doing? It’s 2 AM!”
“Sometimes I miss it. The power, the rush. The feeling of being unstoppable. But that was just that. Power. You’re my future.”
Hi there! I was wondering if you had anything for childhood best friends who grow up and realize they're in love? I've been looking everywhere but nothing has really tickled my fancy! Thanks so much!
1. They haven’t seen each other for an extended period of time and seeing each other again, sparks fly.
2. They go through old pictures, all nostalgic, and realization comes.
3. One of them starts seeing someone else. Cue jealousy.
4. Everyone assumes they are a couple already.
5. One of them is trying to find a relationship for the other and in the process realizes they are perfect for each other.
6. Fake dating! (This is my all-time favorite trope.)
7. They decide to get married because convenience.
8. Someone asks one of them to list the good things about the other.
9. They are separated for some time and just exchange letters/calls and it’s like getting to know each other all over again.
10. They are playing lovers in a play/movie.
11. They move in together and that changes their dynamic.
12. Truth or Dare. Spin the Bottle. 7 Minutes in Heaven… You know what I’m getting at.
13. They are forced to take care of an animal or a child together.
14. Magical means reveal what they mean to each other.
15. Kissing practice.
“Did I ever get a chance to say I’m proud of you?”
“Do you even want me around? ‘Cause you certainly don’t act like it.”
“Us misfits have to stick together or we’d have no one.”
“I shouldn’t be allowed to do anything when I’m this tired.”
“Look, you’re super clumsy and having you around this highly flammable project is like asking for trouble.”
“Bribing me with your cooking works every single time.”
A: “You suck!”
B: “If you’re lucky” *winks*
A: *sputters and blushes*
“I love you,” the rogue said, finally admitting their feelings. They held the princen’s hand and held their breath, waiting for a response.
“I… will get back to you on that,” the princen said, patting the rogue’s hand gently before they pulled away and turned toward the battle that waited for them.
“Woah, you look tired! Did you sleep at all last night?”
“Gee, thanks for compliment, and the concern.”