Ah, Sadly All The These Creatures Are Feral, So Good Luck Trying To Talk To Them.

I imagine them doing this.

Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain

You think that's bad? My stepfather puts ketchup on everything, EVERYTHING.

My papa is a psychopath. This man only eats his French fries burnt. And I dont mean a lil crispy, I mean BLACK. The poor cooks that have to burn perfectly good French fries for this random Irish man. I have to live with this so now u do too.

No, it's fine, I don't think I can get up. I think the switch has taken the strength out of me, I think I'll stay on the floor for now, thank you though for the offer...

I'm sorry if I don't have a lot to say, tiredness normally accompanies the process. That and the whole, slight mental change.

Ahhh. Those were some good cartons of ice cream. I’m ready to get back to chatting with your roommates, @atlas539. I’ll rest here on this couch until you’re ready.

Hm. It’s sagging a bit, but I guess that’s to be expected…

More stuff!!! I've been on a role.

DND??!!!!! Plsss yap about dnd I love dnd. Especially concepts

I feel really bad for letting this fester in my inbox until now but after getting spoiled majorly about Arcane and seeing the creature in season 2 episode six, I feel enough inspiration to yap about my boi.

At first the original idea stemmed off from like a fallen Paladin or Cleric concept, where they broke part of their oath and became bound to the demon that made them break it. Then it became an unwilling gaurd dog thing I guess, Cleric/paladin has to do the demon's dirty work and is rewarded or praised for it, which corrupts them even more.

Then the character of Chauncey Cargavire came into existence. Cleric who broke his holy oath after helping a woman who turned out to be an arch demon in disguise <(This part is undecided). She reveals herself and Chauncey begs for her mercy, then she promptly plunges her hand into his chest, rips out his soul, splits it in half then puts one piece back. She keeps the other half, twirling it between her fingers as it blackens and shifts violently. She leaves, promising to be back with a present, and for a few days, he's left tired and running on half the battery till she comes back with his present, a large warhammer with ornate patterns portraying a monsters mouth. In the centre is an amethyst crystal embedded in the centre side faces of the hammer that seems to swirl to almost shift, but upon closer inspection, Chaincey realises that it is the other half of his soul, corrupted and changed, assimilated into the weapon.

I wanted to take inspiration from the same logic Master Splinter used for each of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when giving them their weapons, like how he gave Donatello the stick, a simple weapon that contrasts with his tech skills and intelligence. The Arch Demon gave Chauncey this weapon to feed into a darkness she could see in him, to encourage the Wrath and violence she wanted to break him with to make him a loyal tool.

I feel like I made this too long so I will finish the explanation in a part two in a few days.

If some idiot tries to mug me.

* starts swinging a backpack full of potatoes and carrots*

COME AT ME BETCH!!

Well @willynillynonsense , Quincy should be here in a sec, he's just getting out of his work uniform so, I'll leave you be.

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Hi, I'm sorry if I didn't make any noise coming in, still on work mode, William isn't it? It's nice to meet you, Atlas has told me so much about you. They also probably told you my name but, what's wrong with a proper introduction, my name is Quincy O' Callahan.

I have been listening to Malevolent episode 52 since this morning and only finished it now. I got my live reactions on text to it and bro, I was tweaking through most of it.

Outré Anima wich translates to Unusual Soul, I really like the name.

if anyone else read too much skulduggery pleasant as a child please tell me what your taken name was/is. mine was ezra glint

So, info is on the way for my FNaF AU's, be ready for a lot.