So Maybe One Day, Kitty Won’t Be Able To Hold It Anymore. 

Au where everything is the same except the baratie is a mcdonalds

Ultimate Tasertricks fic rec list (AO3 edition)

*means highly recommended **means IF YOU SHIP THIS YOU HAVE TO READ THIS ITS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH

Amazaballs series:

Blue series by startrekfanwriter

* Blue Multi-Chapter Darcy is characterised very well in this fic. Featuring Jotun!Loki, this fic is filled with a lot of Loki angst and feels

Fjolnir One-shot Part of the Blue universe. Loki confronts Odin, ensuring lots of Father-Son feels. Ends on a very sweet note. Vivid descriptions.

Mistletoe (a blue Christmas) One-shot Part of the Blue universe. Sweet and fluffy. Read this during Christmas (or whenever because its always Christmas in our hearts)

The Magic Kingdom  One-shot Part of the Blue universe.

Folkin’ Around verse by DemonQueen666  The entire series is one huge fic, going through Loki and Darcy building a friendship, to mutual crushes and FINALLY a relationship.

** Kill all the pretty lies Multi-chapter You have no idea, this fic is so well written and has amazing fanart illustrations of the chapters. Featuring fem!Loki and Darcy’s life outside of Jane’s sciencing. Very good read, I couldn’t put it down. Loki and Darcy friendship.

*Building a Playlist For a Friendship  One-shot This fic features the complications and difficulties maintaining a friendship with Loki pertains. Accurate characterisation of both Loki and Darcy. Very realistic situation too.

* a burning in your heart One-shot Featuring brotherly feels between Thor and Loki. As usual, very well written. Characterisation for our Asgardian princes are spot on.

Shadow Puppets  Multi-Chapter Loki and Steve develop a reluctant friendship after working together to get a boy. Seriously, this author gets her characters’ personalities on point.

* Ne'er Say We Die  Multi-Chapter Inter-realm awesomeness and pirate fun. Features lots of Asgardian goodness. Darcy and Loki finally get romantically involved. Again, captivating and well written.

** We Are Our Own Folklore Multi-Chapter This fic is more Loki-centric and involves him shape-shifting to fem!Loki again in order to survive and get back to Darcy. I also have 3 words for you to convince you to read this: Pole dancing Loki.

High Priestess In Red One-shot This is not really tasertricks but its part of the series and VERY well written. The language description is just…… poetry basically. This fic is Wanda (comic Wanda)-centric and features Loki as a magic instructor.

The Tale Of Winter’s Daughter  Multi-Chapter Again, not really focused on tasertricks but instead, their daughter. But still, a good read.

there’s more but I haven’t read them yet. here they are if you want to read them though. Stories Left For Another Day (incomplete) In the shadow of the crossroads (incomplete)

The Orion Triology by amidtheflowers

The Stargazer’s Deal One-shot So Darcy really likes stars and Loki is a manipulative little shit.

The Thief’s Downfall One-shot So Loki really likes Darcy and Darcy is a manipulative little shit.

The Liar’s Game One-shot Pretty descriptions and SHIELD is a little shit.

Killing Two Birds With One Word by Orlando23

The Measure Of A God Multi-Chapter Natasha is educated in the happenings of sexytimes and Darcy goes to her with some questions. I thought this is a really cute discussion between 2 of my fav marvel girls.

Midgardians Are Easy Multi-Chapter (incomplete) Darcy’s inner monologue is really funny, but not inaccurate at all. 

Fast Food by BuzzCat  So basically Darcy takes Loki out to enjoy midgardian cuisine.

Where You Go vs Where You End Up  One-shot Roommate AU. Darcy and Loki friendship. idk I thought this fic was really cute.

Weird But Good One-shot

Turning and Turning by of_raven_wings

** The Blood-Dimmed Tide  Multi-Chapter OK so OHMYGOD JUST GO READ THIS NOW. The writing is just amazing, its like reading art and the plot is sooo good and it really draws you in and just go read pls. Post-Avengers but realistic so the economy is down and everything is in ruins, Loki is a prisoner, Darcy somehow gets assigned to watch him. Mama Frigga is manipulative. Also, the butchering of Norse mythology but heh, Marvel does that anyway. Just so you know, this is VERY dark. Trigger warning for torture and sexual harassment/rape.

The Star-Filled Sky Multi-Chapter (incomplete) The sequel to TBDT. Personally, I feel that this fic is kinda slow and pales in comparison to the first one. The writing is still amazing but I find the plot too still. Also, I think this fic is even darker than the first if that is possible. Trigger warning for depression and cutting. 

Food = Caring = Food by fructosebat

** With Pie PLEASE READ THIS ONE ITS REALLY REALLY GOOD. The plot is very simple, really, but its simplicity is astoundingly captivating and wonderful and there is so much cuteness and fluff. The fic goes from Loki being a little shit to Loki being Darcy’s best friend to eventually them being lovers. Also, pie fixes mental illness.

Burned Risotto and Failure Cookies idk. I think that this fic would have been better if simply left at the end of With Pie. This fic is more domestic and focuses on Darcy and Loki’s relationship on Midgard. Also, Loki is still a little shit to Thor.

Darcy, Loki and the Yarn Store by Hermaline75 All human AU. Interesting plot, well written text. Loki has lots of issues and lots of sex. This series can be summed up in 4 words: Bisexual Loki likes sex.

* The Cat Formerly Known As Prince by ibided  Basically, Loki shapeshifted into a cat and manipulated his way into being Darcy’s pet. Also, ALMOST EVERY SINGLE PART IS REALLY FLUFFY with the exception of some which have Loki being a lil shit.

The Cat Formerly Known As Prince  One-shot 

The Former Prince  One-shot

A Generous Application Of Hugs And Kisses  One-shot

Question Time  One-shot

How To Win Friends And Manipulate People  One-shot

* Moments One-shot ASDFGHJKL FLUFF OVERLOAD

Dancing Lessons  One-shot

Whose Daughter? One-shot kinda hurt/comfort

* Tangled One-shot LOKITTY IS BEING TOO ADORABLE FOR HIS OWN GOOD OHMYGOD SEND THE PARAMEDICS IVE GOT A HEART ATTACK

In The Middle Of The Night Multi-Chapter

* Lokitty Chronicles by canterburyfic okok, I confess I may be biased towards all things Lokitty. But seriously, this series is really good!

That Darn Cat Multi-Chapter Really cute, kinda cracky, all in all very captivating. There is not a groundbreaking, million dollar plot to this fic but Loki(tty)’s interactions with Darcy and Avengers is enough to suck you in.

Salem, Avenger (incomplete) Multi-Chapter

* Darcy cycle by Aria Holy mama Frigga, all I have to say is that this fic is a literal masterpiece. The writing alone makes me want to orgasm, ITS SO BEAUTIFUL its like the mona lisa was put into words no joke. The plot of this series itself is quite simple and follows Norse mythology but its the writing style that makes this truly magical.

Sigyn (binding is not punishment) One-shot

Ragnarok (release tips the balance) One-shot

Magnanumous Completed Multi-Chapters:

Salve by Nemhaine42 Takes place immediately after the Avengers. Thor can’t nurse, Loki is hurt, Darcy helps. A really sweet and well written fic.

You Can Make Me Feel by anothersouladrift A bunch of connected one-shots inspired by single word prompts.

In Which Nobody Is Normal Because Normal Is Boring by IffyJr1512 Not really tasertricks, even though tasertricks IS involved. Told from Bruce’s point of view, this fic features cute Avengers shenanigans that Bruce pays witness to daily. I love this fic because of the writing style which is unique and these headcanons are truly adorable.

** The Subconscious Speaks Volumes by daxcat79 Ok so this fic is really good and well written. The plot is gets quite personal with our fav characters and contains lots of interesting twists. 1 word: inception.

* Black Ice by of_raven_wings Also the author of the series Turning and Turning, this author HAS SOME SERIOUSLY WICKED WRITING SKILLS. I can’t even with the intense descriptions that are so vivid and so poetic. Porn with plot, this fic is really amazing. Its very gentle and intimate.

That one time Darcy Lewis outsnarked the God of Mischief by Ambrosia Amazing sarcasm and snark from both parties. Smut. Well written and a wonderful fic in general.

 Magic for Beginners by Vera (Vera_DragonMuse) All human AU. This fic has a very captivating plot and comprehensible text. Loki is a magician and Darcy somehow becomes his assistant. Go read it, seriously.

** In the Service of Liars and Killers by MildredJosephine YOU HAVE TO READ THIS FIC OK. Taking place during the Avengers, Loki basically mind-controls Darcy into minionhood and he slowly falls for her. The plot is so well thought out and amazing I love this fic so much.

* Three Days by mischiefgoddesscomplex Go and read this now. Its very smutty, very sweet and very well written. The plot is not OHMYGOD CALL A MOVIE PRODUCER, in fact, its quite simple. Its the descriptive writing that really makes this fic stellar.

** Utter Darkness by ElegantMess  This is no joke, after I read this, I felt like I had been reborn. THIS FIC CAN HAVE MY CHILDREN. A wonderful combination of angst, smut and hurt/comfort, this fic is superb. The plot is engrossing and riddled with plot twists and the writing is beautifully colourful. Warning for pervy Loki, torture and feels.

Daily Disasters by concavepatterns Lots of snark, lots of sexual tension, lots of hilarious Darcy internal monologue. This fic is really good and features some hot sexytime.

 Watch Them As They Fall by mischiefgoddesscomplex This fic features the cliché fake marriage trope pulled off with the skilful writing of aforementioned author.

** Shine Without Fear by Yavannie Go read this now. Its really amazing and the plot pulls many Quicksilvers (you did not see that coming?) . This fic is told from several different points of view as our Avengers get separated. This is so well written and ridiculously original, I really love this fic so much.

** Not Without A Fight by concavepatterns Is it possible to marry fanfiction? Cos that is what I want to do whenever I read this. Loki is a little shit, Darcy is a dedicated friend and Jane is well… dying. This takes place during TDW and is basically how I was praying the movie would go.

 Little Visits by concavepatterns ok guys, really. see this person ^ here is repeated several times throughout this list because really, she’s a hella good writer. just read everything she write’s and you’re good. This fic is FRIGGIN BANANABALLS and I find really cute.

** A Morbid Taste For Ice by sitehound  THIS IS ONE OF THE FICS THAT GOT ME SHIPPING TASERTRICKS!!! It is legit so amazing and the plot is so organised and Loki is a lil shit but he’s also kinda sad cos reasons I will not give away JUST READ IT! This fic is like a murder mystery crossed with fantasy featuring OTP meaning PERFECTION.

** Captivated by leftylain Fun fact: did you know that if you use the filter on the side of the AO3 webpage and use kudos as the form of organisation, THIS FIC BECOMES THE FIRST BECAUSE IT IS THE MOST KUDOS-ED TASERTRICKS FIC ON AO3?! I think that speaks for itself. Go read this. Also, pre-Thor Prince Loki :)))

* Manic Taser Dream Girl by anniemar Post TDW featuring agent Darcy and fluff and smut and crack and I cannot with this fic just read please.

The Devil Wears Armani by crazynoona All human AU where Loki is Darcy’s hot sexy drool-worthy boss. There is a lot of hot smut in this. Very well written smut may I add. There are traces of plot.

Appeal to My Humanity by JessiokaFroka It says its not complete but it is don’t worry.

* Blame it on the Vodka by dhauren  Extremely very amazingly well written. Has lots of feels and Loki snark. Great humor and a unique plot. Go read this please.

** The Flip Side by paynesgrey  OK WOW so this fic has such an amazing plot that is totally one of a kind,  praise this author’s brain!!! Daddy Odin sucks, Loki is a mean shit even without a body and Darcy is the poor victim caught in the middle of it all. This is superbly written. Both Darcy and Loki’s internal monologues are spot on in character. MUST READ. Warning for torture and outrage of modesty(???) well if you possess someone’s body, it technically is an outrage of modesty and more i’m sure

Magnificent Incomplete Multi-Chapters: note: I will not review/rate these because they’re not completed yet but yeah, join me in painful wait for updates

Tied For Last by Phobos

The Thing by becisvolatile

Roses Through The Frost by MirandaInFandomland

The Poetic Edda (was almost entirely wrong) by PhoenixVictoria  

Bound In Their Bones by LadyofLate

There’s A God Under My Bed by Q_it

Make Your Move by concavepatterns

False Engagement by mischiefslady

Tattooed by mischiefslady

Disciple by writteninhaste 

Indispensable by Judge_Jury_Executioner 

Smoke & Mirrors by  LaTessitrice 

Everybody Wants To Rule The World by  fudebusho 

The Snow Globe by MischiefsLady

Ohmygod One-shots:

** A Little Wiggle And Bounce by leftylain Smut Loki is a manipulative little shit. Darcy strip teases.

* Don’t Mix Your Drinks by ThePenguinOfDeath Smut. 2 words: drunk sex

let me bite, says the serpent by VesperRegina Dirty talking Loki. heh.

* The Talk by Joanacchi Crack + Smut This is more between Thor and Loki. This is absolutely hilarious honestly. Thor asks Loki how to pleasure Jane properly. Loki demonstrates with a Darcy clone.

Not Exactly the Worst Birthday Ever (by a longshot) by leftylain Smut Ok, so just know that this author is literally the goddess of smut writing.

Tight Spaces by concavepatterns Smut Loki and Darcy get stuck in an elevator together. Things escalate (and i’m not talking about the elevator, that thing aint movin)

** Dear Darcy by crazynoona  Angst kinda, feels This fic will break your feels guarantee it.

Worship by mischiefgoddesscomplex Hot valentines day smut. Need I say more?

Darkness by of_raven_wings Hurt/Comfort, Angst THE WORDS ARE TOO BEAUTILFUL I CAN’T. Loki saves Darcy Warning: Rape

Sex On The Beach by MistressofLoki Smut thrown in with some crack for good measure. Loki misunderstands Darcy. (not that either is complaining well maybe thor is)

** Inn Mistaka by LadyCharliEM THIS IS NOT ACTUALLY A SHORT ONE-SHOT ITS A REALLY GOOD LONG STORY THAT IS SIMPLY AMAZING AND YOU HAVE TO READ IT. THIS IS UNDER ONE-SHOTS BECAUSE THE AUTHOR POSTED THE ENTIRE FIC IN ONE CHAPTER THUS IT QUALIFIES AS A ONE-SHOT.

** 23 Skidoo by SilverRumRunner THIS IS AMAZING I LOVE THIS GO READ! THIS LITERALLY COULD HAVE BEEN A DELETED SCENE FROM THOR TDW. (meaning, my brain has accepted this as headcanon)

Under Ether by Lunik Wonderful, hilarious crack. So Darcy is babysitting a Loki doped on drugs. That’s it. That’s the plot. (and I love it)

Libations of Defeat by paynesgrey Smut. So… impromptu outdoor sex.

To: Frosty by vindiya Fluff galore. An absotootly adorable fic that is a must read during Christmas time.

* Run Softly, For I Speak Not Loud or Long by Allecto & blackbird ok so someone actually recommended this to me and it is really amazing. Its a full blown story too and is very sweet. There is a sort of reference to the comics/mythology in the sense that Loki gets his mouth sown shut. Smut, hurt/comfort, fluff.

Definitely Not Human by LokiOfSassgaard Crackish Smut. Very, very awkward sex. Loki makes a fool of himself as Jotun sex has some… unexpected happenings.

Echo by ohmyloki  Ends on a very sweet note. This features in-the-process-of-trying-to-be-redeemed!Loki.

Of Pranks and Switching Bodies by MyNameIsDarcyLewis  Crack. So much crack. Basically our Hiddlestoner joke about Tom’s seemingly never ending legs and Tasertricks pull a Freaky Friday. Also, Loki is a sappy romantic.

** And Then Shawarma by SilverRumRunner  Fluff + Crack. This fic is a very much realistic way Tasertricks could possibly meet. Marvel should literally do a one-shot after this one-shot no joke. (AHEM AHEM HINT HINT MARVEL PLEASE) Immediate post-Avengers, the team eats Shawarma and Darcy babysits the megalomaniacal Norse god.

* Down the Rabbit Hole by psychollama Smut Darcy gets mind controlled by Loki and the Tesseract apparently ships Tasertricks. Very hot.

Blueberry by amidtheflowers  Smut On a hot day, Jotun sex is a very good idea.

* Thou Makest a Cunning Linguist by Tawryn  Crackish smut I can totally imagine Darcy doing this during sexytimes. Every time I read this, I have to continually pause and walk the second hand embarrassment off. I cringe for Darcy every time

**  I Find the Silence Bearable With You by spikewriter  This is amazing, beautiful, if slightly angsty, fluff. Its so well written and just wow. This fic explores each character’s own depths to their own extent. Wonderful Thor and Loki relationship dynamics and mouth foaming tasertricks budding friendship. 

~to be continued as new works arise~

       Hap, you still got that ring? (x)

Darcy/Loki, Mutual Pining

for @mischiefslady

“Good grief, you’re both such idiots…”  Jane sighed heavily and pushed back from the desk, rolling her chair over to where Loki was helping Dr. Banner.  

“Jane?  Janey…what are you doing?” Darcy started to roll after her, pushing off one of the desks.  She gave up a few seconds in, questioning why in the world she was actually trying to roll after her in a desk chair when she could just get up and walk.  

Of course, by the time she reached her, Jane was already talking to Loki. “Listen.  You are attracted to Darcy.  She is attracted to you…you should just…take her out already.”  

“JANE,” Darcy hissed.  “JANE LOUISE FOSTER!”  

“Louise is not my middle name…” she replied.  

“Well, tell me your middle name so I can middle name you accurately!”  

Jane shot her a look and turned back to Loki. “What do you say?  Take her to dinner?”  

Loki bit his bottom lip, looking down at the file in his hand.  “I think that sounds…perfectly pleasant.  Darcy?”  

She was pretty sure she couldn’t feel her feet in that moment.  “Yeah, okay.  Sure.”  

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Luffy knows maybe he shouldn't play up being dumb but he still pretends that he can't peel a tangerine without making a mess. 

He loves the flustered, indulgent look on Nami's face when he asks her to peel one for him, and he loves the smell of the fruit on her hands when she's done. 

He just has to tease her, opening his mouth in quiet insistence that she feed him the slices by hand. 

Every time he sucks the juice off her fingers afterward, and steals tart, sweet flavored kisses in her arms under the shade of her trees.

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They’re trying, bit by bit, exorcising their ghosts.

Kanej, a few years down the road.

Insecure Natsu oh how I love u