Luffy Knows Maybe He Shouldn't Play Up Being Dumb But He Still Pretends That He Can't Peel A Tangerine

People watch 100 vs. 1 and don't fall in love with Erza? Seems fake.

Another must read for tasertricks fans. Not only do you get Darcy, Loki and the Avengers you get New Orleans and Mardi Gras. Darcy trolling Loki while buying him human clothes still makes me giggle.

can u recommend the best pepperony fanfic that u ever read? thanks:)

oh man, idk about the best because I have too many favorites, but here are my (@pepperonys) top 10 personal favs:

A Kink in the Armor by outtabreath (warning: very NSFW)

Copra Cabana by CSI Clue

Drive by roboticonography

Mnemosyne’s Lock by VR_Trakowski

My Heart in Your Hands by secondalto

Nutcracker by cincoflex and VR_Trakowski

Palmer’s Kiss by VR_Trakowski

Ring of Fire by NyxEtoile and OlivesAwl

scenes from our mansion, after the war by jaegermighty

Travel series by pukajen

monster mash

Pairing:  Darcy Lewis/Loki For:  @sweetsigyn October 8: Godzilla AU/Fusion Rating:  T Word Count:  1506

A/N:  Special thanks to @leftennant for helping me out TREMENDOUSLY with plot things.  (seriously, this fic wouldn’t even be here if it wasn’t for her.)

Summary:  

Darcy finds herself trapped under a collapsed building after a huge monster begins destroying Manhattan.

Not to worry, it’s Loki to the rescue, and as per usual, his diplomacy skills are decidedly lacking.

Read a snippet:  

Darcy cowered in the rubble of the building, both thanking whoever was listening for sparing her life and cursing the fact that she was the only person in this bank that was still alive.  Which substantially diminished the likelihood of being rescued.  

And that thing… that Godzilla meets Cloverfield mashup of a nightmare was still roaming the streets outside.  Not anywhere near her, thankfully.  But she could hear the crashing and roaring from her current position.  

What she wouldn’t give to see one of the Avengers right now.  

Thor especially.  

She knew he was probably off doing big world-savey things.  But she was kind of up shit creek right now, and if she didn’t figure out a way to get out of ground zero, she might not get a chance to see it happen.  

She took a deep breath and went back to trying to unpin her leg from the beam that had fallen on it. It wasn’t painful.  Just really, really stuck.

“Here you are.  Typical.  Lying about when people are looking for you…” The voice was so familiar, she could almost cry, but instead she turned to see if it was actually there, or if she was hallucinating.  

“Loki?”  She squinted in the low light, but thought she could see the outline of his form.  

“In the flesh… or I suppose that’s really more of a colloquialism in this case… since I’m actually here as one of my mirror doubles…”  

She frowned.  "I don’t think you can help me, then.  I kind of need someone with a particular skill set.  Namely, being corporeal, tangible and able to lift this beam off my leg.“  

[Read the rest on Ao3]

News reporter: This just in, the president's plane is missing. Government sources say a vortex opened up before the disappearance like the one in New York. Here's the video...

Darcy: LOKI!

Loki: Not me! That's my trick but it wasn't me!

Tony: White House is on line one. What should I say?

Happy Mother’s Day!

English is not my native language.

Seconding everyone else requesting Kanej smut! I loved your HCs :)

well well well dear Anon, here's some more of Kanej Smut HCs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Part 1

Kanej Smut Headcanons Pt. 2

Based on several Kanej related questions a friend of mine asked & our discussion.

Q. Once Kaz and Inej are okay with doing everything, who do you think gets easily horny? Like the first to be turned on and initiate sex.

I'd say Kaz more easily gets turned on and he's the horny one but Inej initiates things more. She's kinda the possessive and needy one, asking him to do her, touching his thigh, biting her lips and all.

Meanwhile Kaz doesn't ask for it much but is always ready to do it if she wants. But the times he does ask, ohh you know he wants it bad..grabbing her by the waist, pulling her to his lap or backing her in a corner.

Q. Okay, so from the two who likes suggesting weird places to have sex?

BOTH.

Inej dragging him by his tie to the nearest corner, Kaz bending her over his desk, in the alleys, during missions..once they get more used to touch, they won't be able to keep their hands to themselves.

Kaz seems like the cheeky type.

Like if someone were to find out and makes a sour face, he'd not be ashamed, very smug actually 😂

Jes: Don't tell me you guys did it in the kitchen during the job 😶

Kaz: 😏

Q. Okay so who from the two would seduce the other when they’re busy?

Definitely Inej.

Imagine future Kanej entering politics and they're having some kinda meeting with some higher ups.

And Inej is touching him underneath the table. Kaz trying to maintain his composure but Inej can totally guess from his clenched jaw and stoic expression.

And he hurriedly ends the meeting with some dialogue like "my wife doesn't like staying too long at such events".

Q. Okay, so who from the two would suggest new things in bed?

Me: Kaz more openly. Inej will be shy at first but Kaz will make her tell him cuz he'll do anything for her.

Friend: YESSS! I think Inej would like to suggest things but she’s shy to admit it cause some stuff is unholy and I can see Kaz teasing Inej like “Am I still speaking to the pious and holier than thou wraith??”

Q. And I think we all agree that they both masturbate when they’re not with each other right? 😳

THEY DO.

Me: Inej trying her best to keep quiet in her Captain's Cabin as she gets herself off.

Friend: Kaz going into his room and locking himself in, doing stuff while he’s in bed trying to keep it down cause of the people at the slat.

Q. Okay who from the two enjoy sleepy sex?

Both.

Me: Sometimes Kaz is too tired and Inej just tells him to lie down and sucks him off then rides him.

Friend: AGREED! Inej is always the one sneaking up on top of him dead early in the morning or she slips beneath the blankets and sucks his 🍆

Me: And sometimes Inej is back from the sea and tired. So Kaz helps her bath and change, takes her to bed, fucks her good and then they sleep 🥺

Friend: YES!!! Him slowly slipping off her clothes, lingering his fingers over her smooth skin and leaving tiny kisses on her shoulders. And she just lets him take the reins and do whatever he wants to her. I can picture her saying “go on, don’t hold back.”

SoC Masterlist

I've come fourth to ask the council if any of you know fake dating nalu fics? I would happily gobble them all up if you have reccs 👉👈

~Kagura, Okita hasn't told you that....~

(till Manga chapter 551)

1. After you two meet at cherry‐blossom viewing, you become special one in his eyes.

   Nobody can’ fight with him like you do.

2. He likes to treat you or compete with you because he likes to do.

3. When Sadaharu became wild, he was the first police who came fast and tried to stop Sadaharu.

4. When you were in trouble in the fight at Yagyuu’s home, he was the one who beat enemy and saved you.

From this day, when you were in danger, besides of your partners, he also came to save you at proper moment.

5. When he asked you which you hate more then you said both, he replied “ me too” after stopping a few seconds.(in animation)    Because he would like to team with you.

6. You two trust and know each other very much even both of you never mention.

7. You said you want traditional meals brought in courses, and he heard what you said.    Not perfect, but generous and not cheap.

8. He is not good at showing caring, and you don’t know at all.

 But he protects you when you are in danger.

9.  After he knew that you faked a disease, he “treated” you because he was angry about your idiotic idea to fake illness.

   We also know his love for you is real because he definitely realize you are faking an illness as he said…..

10.  When you worried that nobody would marry you, he was the one to divert your attention.       We don’t know if he really attended to propose or not…but he didn’t have to reply in that way.

11. When you two changed the body, he would like you to call him Sou-Kun, from both of your soul and body.       Sou-Kun is more intimate than Sougo, you know…

12. You can bring him courage and make him revive.

13. When you fell from cliff, he run really fast to your place and caught your hand without thinking about himself at all.      Even you asked him to let you go because he might die, but he didn’t.      See how much you mean to him~

14.  "we don’t need any dumb words of farewell"        It means that he would like to say farewell to you in his original plan.

      “not to lose to anyone else…”       He didn’t shout it out but he doesn’t want you to lose or get hurt when you fight with others.

15.  "By the next time we meet…“       He believes that you two will meet again, at the same time, he also made his promise to you.

He is really into you….