We’re Up To Almost 8 Completed Chapters Of The Fake Marriage AU :D

Liquid Courage

Tricky Easter

Loki looked at his beloved and Jane. “Could you repeat that?” he asked.

“We would appreciate it if you hid the Easter eggs,” Jane said then Darcy added, “In locations where the children can find them. With your magic, you could do it in under a minute.”

“And when you say where the children can find them you mean what exactly?” Loki wondered in amusement.

“The living room and hallways,” both women responded.

“And don’t spell them to roll away when they’re found,” Darcy added.

Loki shrugged and nodded. He took the mass of filled Easter eggs and one by one they poofed off.

“Now, we have five minutes before Tony unleashes the horde,” Darcy said and plopped a bunny ears beany on, “Wanna help decorate the cupcakes?”

“Darling, we are going to have a long discussion about getting me into using my magic for mundane things,” Loki trailed off.

Darcy grabbed her second bunny ears beany and plopped it on Loki’s head. “Do you want our son to have a fun, happy day?”

“Of course,” Loki responded.

“And a day that makes him so tired that he’ll stay asleep throughout the night in his bed?” Darcy asked rather teasingly.

Loki blinked then sat down at the kitchen island. “Give me the cupcakes.”

I hate that being a woman means that your emotions are not your actual emotions half of the time. tf you mean I can’t trust myself? tf you mean it’s not me but some hormonal bitch ruling my life?

I hate it so much I wanna cry (and I’m also on my period so what if all of the above are not my feelings and just some bs?)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

Darcy/Loki L.: (Tasertricks) Funny That Way (link above) by LuvaGoodMrE

Ink & Parchment https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8247729/1/Ink-And-Parchment by The Goddess Of Art

I Don’t Like You https://archiveofourown.org/works/1047142/chapters/2094112 by PeachyLana

Suddenly, Darcy https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9176868/1 by magwitch

In the Service of Liars and Killers https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8099128/1/In-the-Service-of-Liars-and-Killers by MildredJosephine

A Morbid Taste for Ice https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8433193/1/A-Morbid-Taste-for-Ice by sitehound

The Green Gentleman https://archiveofourown.org/works/6166957/chapters/14129611 [Part 2 of the The Yggdrasil Chronicles] by smac89

The Sound of Heartstrings (AU) https://archiveofourown.org/works/2369780/chapters/5233052 by mischiefgoddesscomplex

There’s a God Under My Bed https://archiveofourown.org/works/3154949/chapters/684782 by Q_it

This is Gospel https://archiveofourown.org/works/4610874/chapters/10508925 [Part 1 of The Yggdrasil Chronicles] by smac89

For the Laughs (AU) https://archiveofourown.org/works/2610728/chapters/5818274 by AnnieMar

Blue https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8000611/1/Blue by StarTrekFanWriter

They Say Fortune is a Wheel (AU) https://m.fanfiction.net/s/7456452/1/They-Say-Fortune-is-a-Wheel by LuvaGoodMrE

  Darcy/Pietro Maximoff: (QuickTaser)

Regular Miracles https://archiveofourown.org/works/4408577/chapters/10012373 by Dresupi

Give With My Take https://archiveofourown.org/works/4927531/chapters/11306572 by Dresupi

  Darcy/Steve Rogers: (ShieldShock)

The Apple (Tony Stark is her dad) https://archiveofourown.org/works/3453593/chapters/7576244 by Valeris

The reports about my love life have been greatly exaggerated https://archiveofourown.org/works/3711628/chapters/8216284 by Amerna

I Climbed The Tree To See The World (When The Gusts Came Around To Blow Me Down, I Held On As Tightly As You Held On To Me) https://archiveofourown.org/works/531466/chapters/942682 by sarcastic_fina

Skipping https://m.fanfiction.net/s/7244706/1/Skipping by missmissa85

  Darcy/Steve/Bucky:

Ice & Fire (Tony Stark is her dad) https://archiveofourown.org/works/1999119/chapters/4331559 [Part 1 of the Ice & Fire series] by SteeleHoltingOn

  Darcy/Bucky Barnes: (WinterShock)

Three Weeks, Ten States, and One Million Reasons to Fall for You https://archiveofourown.org/works/4846088/chapters/11102069 by leftennant

We’ll Run Like We’re Awesome (Tony is her dad) (Part 1 of the Run ‘Verse Series) https://archiveofourown.org/works/771491/chapters/1448078 by themonkeycabal

You put your arms around me (and I’m home) [A collection of Darcy/Bucky oneshots, drabbles, and prompt fills.] https://archiveofourown.org/works/1589105/chapters/337711 by sarcastic_fina

  BONUS: Kat Dennings/Chris Evans:

boston tea party https://archiveofourown.org/works/3797185 by sevenfoxes

intolerable acts https://archiveofourown.org/works/4553757 by sevenfoxes

  Kat Dennings/Tom Hiddleston:

Don’t Try This at Home https://archiveofourown.org/works/1108823 by PeachyLana

And The Norse God (Max Black/Loki) https://archiveofourown.org/works/1512389 by PeachyLana

We That Are True Lovers https://archiveofourown.org/works/1050777 by cellard00rs

A-Tisket, A-Tasket https://archiveofourown.org/works/1387741 by cellard00rs

This took way longer to make than it should have. Coding was hell. This is for @mrgrynche and whoever else is interested! I hope you enjoy them as much as I do! NOTE: “We’ll Run Like We’re Awesome” isn’t Darcy/Bucky…yet (my mistake) Bucky doesn’t enter the equation until part 14 of the whole ‘Verse series; the series is centered around Darcy’s relationship with Tony initially but evolves into Darcy/Bucky later on (patience is a virtue with this story). I would suggest reading the whole series from the beginning to avoid confusion, but if you wanna skip to part 14 that’s cool too.

Hi! Can you do one where Kouka is talking with Kamui and Kagura about their boyfriends?? You don't have to if you think is not a good idea C:

I don’t know if I made Kouka in a nice way, but I  tried! and I have a day off from college today, so I’ll try to do more text messages!

save this middle aged man

Laxana!!!!!WOW!!!!

WWII AU Laxana~! Had a lot of fun with this one

Request for lilithkiss and queenofsatsuki

monster mash

Pairing:  Darcy Lewis/Loki For:  @sweetsigyn October 8: Godzilla AU/Fusion Rating:  T Word Count:  1506

A/N:  Special thanks to @leftennant for helping me out TREMENDOUSLY with plot things.  (seriously, this fic wouldn’t even be here if it wasn’t for her.)

Summary:  

Darcy finds herself trapped under a collapsed building after a huge monster begins destroying Manhattan.

Not to worry, it’s Loki to the rescue, and as per usual, his diplomacy skills are decidedly lacking.

Read a snippet:  

Darcy cowered in the rubble of the building, both thanking whoever was listening for sparing her life and cursing the fact that she was the only person in this bank that was still alive.  Which substantially diminished the likelihood of being rescued.  

And that thing… that Godzilla meets Cloverfield mashup of a nightmare was still roaming the streets outside.  Not anywhere near her, thankfully.  But she could hear the crashing and roaring from her current position.  

What she wouldn’t give to see one of the Avengers right now.  

Thor especially.  

She knew he was probably off doing big world-savey things.  But she was kind of up shit creek right now, and if she didn’t figure out a way to get out of ground zero, she might not get a chance to see it happen.  

She took a deep breath and went back to trying to unpin her leg from the beam that had fallen on it. It wasn’t painful.  Just really, really stuck.

“Here you are.  Typical.  Lying about when people are looking for you…” The voice was so familiar, she could almost cry, but instead she turned to see if it was actually there, or if she was hallucinating.  

“Loki?”  She squinted in the low light, but thought she could see the outline of his form.  

“In the flesh… or I suppose that’s really more of a colloquialism in this case… since I’m actually here as one of my mirror doubles…”  

She frowned.  "I don’t think you can help me, then.  I kind of need someone with a particular skill set.  Namely, being corporeal, tangible and able to lift this beam off my leg.“  

[Read the rest on Ao3]

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