Laxana!!!!!WOW!!!!

Seconding everyone else requesting Kanej smut! I loved your HCs :)

well well well dear Anon, here's some more of Kanej Smut HCs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Part 1

Kanej Smut Headcanons Pt. 2

Based on several Kanej related questions a friend of mine asked & our discussion.

Q. Once Kaz and Inej are okay with doing everything, who do you think gets easily horny? Like the first to be turned on and initiate sex.

I'd say Kaz more easily gets turned on and he's the horny one but Inej initiates things more. She's kinda the possessive and needy one, asking him to do her, touching his thigh, biting her lips and all.

Meanwhile Kaz doesn't ask for it much but is always ready to do it if she wants. But the times he does ask, ohh you know he wants it bad..grabbing her by the waist, pulling her to his lap or backing her in a corner.

Q. Okay, so from the two who likes suggesting weird places to have sex?

BOTH.

Inej dragging him by his tie to the nearest corner, Kaz bending her over his desk, in the alleys, during missions..once they get more used to touch, they won't be able to keep their hands to themselves.

Kaz seems like the cheeky type.

Like if someone were to find out and makes a sour face, he'd not be ashamed, very smug actually 😂

Jes: Don't tell me you guys did it in the kitchen during the job 😶

Kaz: 😏

Q. Okay so who from the two would seduce the other when they’re busy?

Definitely Inej.

Imagine future Kanej entering politics and they're having some kinda meeting with some higher ups.

And Inej is touching him underneath the table. Kaz trying to maintain his composure but Inej can totally guess from his clenched jaw and stoic expression.

And he hurriedly ends the meeting with some dialogue like "my wife doesn't like staying too long at such events".

Q. Okay, so who from the two would suggest new things in bed?

Me: Kaz more openly. Inej will be shy at first but Kaz will make her tell him cuz he'll do anything for her.

Friend: YESSS! I think Inej would like to suggest things but she’s shy to admit it cause some stuff is unholy and I can see Kaz teasing Inej like “Am I still speaking to the pious and holier than thou wraith??”

Q. And I think we all agree that they both masturbate when they’re not with each other right? 😳

THEY DO.

Me: Inej trying her best to keep quiet in her Captain's Cabin as she gets herself off.

Friend: Kaz going into his room and locking himself in, doing stuff while he’s in bed trying to keep it down cause of the people at the slat.

Q. Okay who from the two enjoy sleepy sex?

Both.

Me: Sometimes Kaz is too tired and Inej just tells him to lie down and sucks him off then rides him.

Friend: AGREED! Inej is always the one sneaking up on top of him dead early in the morning or she slips beneath the blankets and sucks his 🍆

Me: And sometimes Inej is back from the sea and tired. So Kaz helps her bath and change, takes her to bed, fucks her good and then they sleep 🥺

Friend: YES!!! Him slowly slipping off her clothes, lingering his fingers over her smooth skin and leaving tiny kisses on her shoulders. And she just lets him take the reins and do whatever he wants to her. I can picture her saying “go on, don’t hold back.”

SoC Masterlist

oh team natsu how i love u

Newt/Tina + Random Scenes: { 3/? }

YURI ENDLU MY BELOVED

ngl I ate so hard with this one holy shit

women’s bodies weren’t “made” to do anything, nature didn’t “intend” anything, no human action is “unnatural” and there is no inherent “purpose” to a human life

Lemon Wedges

“With or without training wheels?” Darcy asked as she brought out a bottle of Stark’s best tequila.

Loki shrugged behind her, eyeing the rise of her skirt as she stood on tiptoe to reach the shot glasses on the shelf behind the bar. “Training wheels? I do not take your meaning.”

Darcy glanced at him as she placed the glasses down on the counter. “Salt and lemon to make the tequila go down easier. Some use them and some don’t.”

“I’ve never needed anything like that before now, so I’ll pass on the training wheels.”

He watched as she poured the shots and handed him his glass. His left eyebrow quirked a bit when she licked the top of her hand and poured some salt on it.

“You know, Darcy, if a simple lick was all you needed I’d have been pleased to assist.”

He had to resist a laugh when she shot him a half-disgruntled, half-aroused look.

“You, sir, can keep your magical tongue exactly where it is!” She reached across the counter to grab a lemon wedge from the bowl Tony kept there and dropped it next to her glass.

“Magical, is it? Last night it was also amazing, fantastical and what was it you said? Oh yes, your second favorite organ of mine.”

Darcy turned bright red. “Loki!” She hissed, glancing around to make sure they were still alone in the living room. She wasn’t embarrassed by their relationship, far from it, but everyone didn’t need to be privy to all the details.

“Your words, darling, not mine. And you certainly weren’t shy about using them last night.” He raised his glass, “Shall we?”

She shook her head with a smile. This semi-reformed villain of hers kept her on her toes for sure in both word and deed. And she enjoyed every moment.

Picking up her shot of tequila she toasted in his direction.

“To us,” she said before licking the salt off her hand, knocking back the tequila and stuffing the lemon wedge into her mouth.

“To us,” he repeated, taking his own shot and watching her with amusement. Darcy smiled then, a wide, lemon filled smile that made him laugh.

He leaned down and kissed her on the nose. “Don’t ever change, Darcy.”

Hi! Can you do one where Kouka is talking with Kamui and Kagura about their boyfriends?? You don't have to if you think is not a good idea C:

I don’t know if I made Kouka in a nice way, but I  tried! and I have a day off from college today, so I’ll try to do more text messages!

nalu bedtime headcanons (with happy & plue 💤)

🪥 lucy’s the one who makes sure everyone brushes their teeth before bed. she’s got strawberry toothpaste and a glittery brush and does that lil swirl rinse and spit like a toothpaste commercial. natsu’s just watching like 😳 and then tries to copy every single thing she did.

🐟 happy uses enough toothpaste for five people and pretends it’s sea foam. he’s like “rawr i’m the minty ocean beast” and natsu’s like “me too!!!” and then it’s chaos. bubbles everywhere. lucy is not impressed but also giggling.

🧊 plue doesn’t even have a mouth but he still lines up at the sink. lucy gives him a pretend brushing and says “good job, plue!!” and he wiggles like he won a trophy.

🩰 lucy wears matching pajamas. like. real matching pajamas. with ribbons and bows and lil moon prints. natsu takes one look at her and his brain just blue screens. “you look like one of those princess dolls,” he says, voice full of awe. “what does that mean?” “idk. you’re just… pretty.”

🌙 natsu wears whatever he finds. sometimes it’s his shirt. sometimes her shirt. sometimes a really weird combination. once he slept in pants with only one leg. no one asks questions anymore. happy sleeps in a donut-shaped blanket like a smug croissant.

🛏️ they all dogpile into bed together. lucy’s in the middle because happy says she’s the “softest pillow with the best heart.” natsu latches on like a sleepy furnace. happy curls up on lucy’s stomach. plue is lovingly tucked in under his own baby blanket.

📖 lucy always tries to read before bed. natsu complains and says he’s bored, then accidentally falls asleep listening to her voice. happy’s tail flicks when he dreams. plue makes sparkly noises.

🔥 around 2am, natsu wakes up like, “do you need snacks? do you want fire? i could roast a marshmallow in here. should i fight something?” lucy’s like “go back to sleep.” he’s like “okay. but i’m on standby.”

🧺 they fall asleep holding hands under soft quilts. the room glows a little from the moonlight. it smells like clean sheets, warm breath, and a little bit of dragon. nothing scary gets in.

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me rn: being a kid and staying up late felt like you were unlocking some hidden magical level of reality… like everything was sparkling and secret and just for you. now i’m barely functioning on 3 hours of sleep because i stayed up writing bedtime headcanons for fictional anime characters and drinking apple juice out of a mug shaped like a bear.

anyway i’m on my period and going to bed at 7pm like a little victorian ghost child. honk shoo mimi to all who dream 💗🍼💭