1. “I really dig you.”
2. “What are you, an idiot?”
3. “Um….it was me who dumped the confetti in your underwear drawer.”
4. “This is not the oddest thing you have seen me do.”
5. “Be happy.”
6. “You did what?!”
7. “Saddle up, this means war.”
8. Missed anniversary.
9. “I thought you were dead!”
10. “You big jerk! I love you!”
Enjoy!
YURI ENDLU MY BELOVED
ngl I ate so hard with this one holy shit
Encouragement
Luffy knows maybe he shouldn't play up being dumb but he still pretends that he can't peel a tangerine without making a mess.
He loves the flustered, indulgent look on Nami's face when he asks her to peel one for him, and he loves the smell of the fruit on her hands when she's done.
He just has to tease her, opening his mouth in quiet insistence that she feed him the slices by hand.
Every time he sucks the juice off her fingers afterward, and steals tart, sweet flavored kisses in her arms under the shade of her trees.
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obsessed with how nalu’s size difference makes everything 1000x hotter. like natsu just casually towering over lucy??? him leaning down all close when they talk, probably smirking like an idiot??? lucy standing on her toes to reach him but he still has to bend down anyway. disgusting. unacceptable. the way he could just scoop her up like it’s nothing and she’d get all flustered but secretly love it. she fits against him too well. i need to be tranquilized.
for @mischiefslady
“Good grief, you’re both such idiots…” Jane sighed heavily and pushed back from the desk, rolling her chair over to where Loki was helping Dr. Banner.
“Jane? Janey…what are you doing?” Darcy started to roll after her, pushing off one of the desks. She gave up a few seconds in, questioning why in the world she was actually trying to roll after her in a desk chair when she could just get up and walk.
Of course, by the time she reached her, Jane was already talking to Loki. “Listen. You are attracted to Darcy. She is attracted to you…you should just…take her out already.”
“JANE,” Darcy hissed. “JANE LOUISE FOSTER!”
“Louise is not my middle name…” she replied.
“Well, tell me your middle name so I can middle name you accurately!”
Jane shot her a look and turned back to Loki. “What do you say? Take her to dinner?”
Loki bit his bottom lip, looking down at the file in his hand. “I think that sounds…perfectly pleasant. Darcy?”
She was pretty sure she couldn’t feel her feet in that moment. “Yeah, okay. Sure.”
Sooo, a few years ago (somewhere in 2012), I wrote a lot, a lot, of Tasertricks fics. I had put some of them in a oneshot collection, and it was pretty rad. Then somewhere in 2014 I made a sudden decision and deleted it.
I’ve since reread this collection and, after some light edits, decided to post it back up. For good this time, hooray! If tasertricks oneshots are your bag, feel free to read this collection ;)
The first three chapters can be found on Ao3, called These Streets Will Never Look the Same.
The rest will be uploaded over this coming week. Enjoy my lovelies! x
Au where everything is the same except the baratie is a mcdonalds
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