Darcy/Loki, First Time Together

I'm in shock!Why?Because I can't draw something like this!Why I can't?Because I'm a very lazy))

Seconding everyone else requesting Kanej smut! I loved your HCs :)

well well well dear Anon, here's some more of Kanej Smut HCs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Part 1

Kanej Smut Headcanons Pt. 2

Based on several Kanej related questions a friend of mine asked & our discussion.

Q. Once Kaz and Inej are okay with doing everything, who do you think gets easily horny? Like the first to be turned on and initiate sex.

I'd say Kaz more easily gets turned on and he's the horny one but Inej initiates things more. She's kinda the possessive and needy one, asking him to do her, touching his thigh, biting her lips and all.

Meanwhile Kaz doesn't ask for it much but is always ready to do it if she wants. But the times he does ask, ohh you know he wants it bad..grabbing her by the waist, pulling her to his lap or backing her in a corner.

Q. Okay, so from the two who likes suggesting weird places to have sex?

BOTH.

Inej dragging him by his tie to the nearest corner, Kaz bending her over his desk, in the alleys, during missions..once they get more used to touch, they won't be able to keep their hands to themselves.

Kaz seems like the cheeky type.

Like if someone were to find out and makes a sour face, he'd not be ashamed, very smug actually 😂

Jes: Don't tell me you guys did it in the kitchen during the job 😶

Kaz: 😏

Q. Okay so who from the two would seduce the other when they’re busy?

Definitely Inej.

Imagine future Kanej entering politics and they're having some kinda meeting with some higher ups.

And Inej is touching him underneath the table. Kaz trying to maintain his composure but Inej can totally guess from his clenched jaw and stoic expression.

And he hurriedly ends the meeting with some dialogue like "my wife doesn't like staying too long at such events".

Q. Okay, so who from the two would suggest new things in bed?

Me: Kaz more openly. Inej will be shy at first but Kaz will make her tell him cuz he'll do anything for her.

Friend: YESSS! I think Inej would like to suggest things but she’s shy to admit it cause some stuff is unholy and I can see Kaz teasing Inej like “Am I still speaking to the pious and holier than thou wraith??”

Q. And I think we all agree that they both masturbate when they’re not with each other right? 😳

THEY DO.

Me: Inej trying her best to keep quiet in her Captain's Cabin as she gets herself off.

Friend: Kaz going into his room and locking himself in, doing stuff while he’s in bed trying to keep it down cause of the people at the slat.

Q. Okay who from the two enjoy sleepy sex?

Both.

Me: Sometimes Kaz is too tired and Inej just tells him to lie down and sucks him off then rides him.

Friend: AGREED! Inej is always the one sneaking up on top of him dead early in the morning or she slips beneath the blankets and sucks his 🍆

Me: And sometimes Inej is back from the sea and tired. So Kaz helps her bath and change, takes her to bed, fucks her good and then they sleep 🥺

Friend: YES!!! Him slowly slipping off her clothes, lingering his fingers over her smooth skin and leaving tiny kisses on her shoulders. And she just lets him take the reins and do whatever he wants to her. I can picture her saying “go on, don’t hold back.”

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(My first attempt to make a gif on my own

and I need treats from COLLEGE, basically ‘ u  ‘) 

(I MADE THE REVERSE ONE HERE!!!)

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Lemon Wedges

“With or without training wheels?” Darcy asked as she brought out a bottle of Stark’s best tequila.

Loki shrugged behind her, eyeing the rise of her skirt as she stood on tiptoe to reach the shot glasses on the shelf behind the bar. “Training wheels? I do not take your meaning.”

Darcy glanced at him as she placed the glasses down on the counter. “Salt and lemon to make the tequila go down easier. Some use them and some don’t.”

“I’ve never needed anything like that before now, so I’ll pass on the training wheels.”

He watched as she poured the shots and handed him his glass. His left eyebrow quirked a bit when she licked the top of her hand and poured some salt on it.

“You know, Darcy, if a simple lick was all you needed I’d have been pleased to assist.”

He had to resist a laugh when she shot him a half-disgruntled, half-aroused look.

“You, sir, can keep your magical tongue exactly where it is!” She reached across the counter to grab a lemon wedge from the bowl Tony kept there and dropped it next to her glass.

“Magical, is it? Last night it was also amazing, fantastical and what was it you said? Oh yes, your second favorite organ of mine.”

Darcy turned bright red. “Loki!” She hissed, glancing around to make sure they were still alone in the living room. She wasn’t embarrassed by their relationship, far from it, but everyone didn’t need to be privy to all the details.

“Your words, darling, not mine. And you certainly weren’t shy about using them last night.” He raised his glass, “Shall we?”

She shook her head with a smile. This semi-reformed villain of hers kept her on her toes for sure in both word and deed. And she enjoyed every moment.

Picking up her shot of tequila she toasted in his direction.

“To us,” she said before licking the salt off her hand, knocking back the tequila and stuffing the lemon wedge into her mouth.

“To us,” he repeated, taking his own shot and watching her with amusement. Darcy smiled then, a wide, lemon filled smile that made him laugh.

He leaned down and kissed her on the nose. “Don’t ever change, Darcy.”

She realized that it was not their first force connection on this occasion.He laid his hands on her waist so relaxing .

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monster mash

Pairing:  Darcy Lewis/Loki For:  @sweetsigyn October 8: Godzilla AU/Fusion Rating:  T Word Count:  1506

A/N:  Special thanks to @leftennant for helping me out TREMENDOUSLY with plot things.  (seriously, this fic wouldn’t even be here if it wasn’t for her.)

Summary:  

Darcy finds herself trapped under a collapsed building after a huge monster begins destroying Manhattan.

Not to worry, it’s Loki to the rescue, and as per usual, his diplomacy skills are decidedly lacking.

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Darcy cowered in the rubble of the building, both thanking whoever was listening for sparing her life and cursing the fact that she was the only person in this bank that was still alive.  Which substantially diminished the likelihood of being rescued.  

And that thing… that Godzilla meets Cloverfield mashup of a nightmare was still roaming the streets outside.  Not anywhere near her, thankfully.  But she could hear the crashing and roaring from her current position.  

What she wouldn’t give to see one of the Avengers right now.  

Thor especially.  

She knew he was probably off doing big world-savey things.  But she was kind of up shit creek right now, and if she didn’t figure out a way to get out of ground zero, she might not get a chance to see it happen.  

She took a deep breath and went back to trying to unpin her leg from the beam that had fallen on it. It wasn’t painful.  Just really, really stuck.

“Here you are.  Typical.  Lying about when people are looking for you…” The voice was so familiar, she could almost cry, but instead she turned to see if it was actually there, or if she was hallucinating.  

“Loki?”  She squinted in the low light, but thought she could see the outline of his form.  

“In the flesh… or I suppose that’s really more of a colloquialism in this case… since I’m actually here as one of my mirror doubles…”  

She frowned.  "I don’t think you can help me, then.  I kind of need someone with a particular skill set.  Namely, being corporeal, tangible and able to lift this beam off my leg.“  

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So maybe one day, Kitty won’t be able to hold it anymore. 

(A reverse from this ‘ 3 ‘)