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Ever since I watched Captain Marvel I’ve had a conspiracy theory that isn’t completely far fetched. My theory is that all cats on Earth are actually flerkins, they’re just staying on the down-low because they enjoy feeling like the little gods we treat them as. If you think about it, the green, Aussie alien dude (who’s name I forget) didn’t know what a cat was, that implies that all flerkins look like cats so for all we know all the cats on earth could be flerkins.
HELP HOLY SHIT MY DAD SHOWED ME THE MUSIC VIDEO COVER RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS DID OF LOVE ROLLARCOSTER BC WE WERE WATCHING THE FINAL DESTINATION MOVIES AND THATS THE SONG IN THE THIRD ONE BUT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
IVE ONLY SEEN THE FIRST THREE SO FAR BUT ALL WERE REFERENCED IN THE MUSIC VIDEO
THE ROLLARCOSTER
THE AIRPLANE
THE HIGHWAY BIG TRUCK PILEUP
THE CARNIVAL SCENE WITH ANDYS STORE AT THE END
AM I GOING INSANE?????? HAS ANYONE EVER LOOKED AT THIS BEFORE??????? HAS ANYONE NOTICED IT????????
FARAS-1947 : The Roswell Descendants and Their Message from 1947
Date: August 14, 1947
This report synthesizes the extraterrestrial Descendants' narrative concerning the past, present, and future of human civilization, their own development, technological advancements, and the predicaments they face. Their revelations illuminate a startling trajectory of human evolution and transformation.
Historical Disclosure:
The beings narrated a tale of humanity that stretches far beyond our current understanding. They spoke of a unified global government that, after a period of prosperity and crises, ushered humanity into a prolonged era of peace. During this period, humanity embarked on a path of self-evolution and cosmic colonization, spreading across the cosmos in pursuit of sustainable prosperity.
Stagnation and Despair:
Intervention in Time:
In a bid to further advance their civilization, they came up with an audacious idea—to intervene in their past and direct their own evolution. While this idea seemed preposterous, they soon discovered that they had already intervened in their timeline, thousands of years in the past. In essence, they were set to undertake a mission they had already completed, and the effects of which they were already experiencing.
Acceptance and Persistence:
Recognizing their inability to control the past, present, and future completely, they conceded to the inescapability of certain aspects of their existence. However, they remained active agents, carrying out their mission in line with several protocols. These included minimizing their exposure to beings of the past and ensuring the beneficial influence on their lives. The most critical protocol was the prohibition of disclosing future events to the past.
Current Scenario:
The beings' revelations fundamentally challenge our understanding of time, free will, and our place in the cosmos. This information, though perplexing and disruptive, presents an opportunity to reassess our perspectives on life, existence, and the universe. The question of how we navigate this newfound knowledge is a complex task that requires a careful, interdisciplinary approach that balances scientific inquiry, philosophical understanding, and ethical considerations.
Quantum Blueprint of Universal Knowledge:
The extraterrestrial entities, survivors of the Roswell crash, expressed a key motive for their mission - to pass on their consolidated knowledge of the universe to humanity. However, they did not intend to hand over this information readily. They presented a set of conditions before the disclosure of this knowledge. They have encrypted all the knowledge they intended to impart into a string of digital characters, a code, to be precise. This code could only be deciphered when humanity has successfully constructed a basic quantum computer and has navigated through several crises to form a united global government.
They gave the officer in charge something like a compact disc that they had been making in advance, and the instructions that told him how to decrypt and operate it were elaborated directly on paper.
The extraterrestrials underlined the significance of these conditions - they would inevitably lead to human unification and collaboration, steering clear of destructive wars. They confessed that they were already aware of the dazzling progress that humanity had made over the past centuries, thanks to this knowledge. However, they also admitted the disappointment and despair they faced when realizing there was nothing left to accomplish.
Expressing regret over the inability to encounter other alien life forms and the laxity of their information security protocols as a consequence, the extraterrestrial beings started to deteriorate one by one. Their lifespan was limited by their bio-suits, and as the end neared, they accepted their fate with solemn grace.
As they began to fade, they left behind the encrypted knowledge, a testament to their existence and a beacon for human advancement. Even in the face of death, their faith in humanity’s potential to grow and evolve was unwavering, their legacy and the mission of knowledge transfer was proof of this belief.
The person who obtained this information, which was leaked during the digitization of the archives associated with the Apollo program, left some notes. "If you look closely at the records leaked through PROMPTYPER ®, you can assume that somewhere underground in Area 51 is something like a little compact disc with this cosmic knowledge. But it's just an interesting inference. There's no telling if it's really there, or if it' There could be a few insignificant spaceships, a bio suit worn by aliens, and so on. Where the important disk is located seems to be classified as the most important information. The whereabouts of it are unknown." "We are unable to disclose the full text of this report format document, so we have asked GPT for a summary. I hope you enjoyed reading it."
FARAS-1947 :
Interaction with Extraterrestrial Lifeforms from the Roswell Incident
Date: August 7, 1947
This report details the surprising interaction with the extraterrestrial beings who survived the FARAS-1947 crash. Remarkably, these beings showed not only an ability to understand and speak English but also demonstrated an array of behaviors similar to human characteristics.
Upon discovery, these beings were compliant and cooperative. Their capability to communicate in English came via small micro-speakers embedded on the surface of their biological spacesuits. The sophistication of these micro-speakers led some scientists to initially suspect the use of telepathy. The beings wore what appeared to be biological spacesuits but without helmets. They said they abandoned their helmets to comply with their security protocols. But at the same time they added that if we wanted to find the helmet, we could. Despite not wearing helmets, they showed no signs of respiratory distress. However, unlike humans, they did not appear to respire through a mouth or nose, but rather through an enclosed system provided by the suit, located beneath their necks. Their eyes appeared to be largely black, akin to sunglasses. Upon closer observation, it was found that beneath this black exterior, they possessed eyes similar in form to human eyes. They described this aspect of their appearance as part of a biological containment system. When scientists illuminated their eyes, they could see tiny lights floating under their outer black eyes.
While generally expressionless, these beings occasionally displayed human-like emotions, such as sadness, light-hearted laughter, and smiles. Their ability to converse in English led to a degree of skepticism among some observers, who questioned whether this could be an elaborate prank.
They explained that they had deliberately crashed to bypass certain protocols of importance to them. Despite some suffering severe injuries during the process, they indicated they had foreknowledge of the outcomes before the incident occurred. The beings suggested that their survival was limited to the lifespan permitted by their biological spacesuits. They proceeded to share specific pieces of information they wished to impart before their anticipated demise. However, due to the sensitive nature of these discussions, they cannot be disclosed in this document.
shilo character study!!! poor little vampire rapunzel… share you theories about him here or there!!! that Is A Requirement. please. please talk to me about him.
The Concept of Death and Beyond (Part 1)
Hello! Please know that this piece contains thoughts about Death (obviously) and what I thought late at night would be a good conspiracy on the concept of After-Death! Please enjoy!
Death is a term that is used to define the end of our mortal lives, along with any living thing. That's it, your gone and you go to heaven or hell being judged and stay there for all eternity. Thinking about that a little deeper, would there be a different perspective to that loosely used term and that unknowable place afterwards. Earth is an environmental enclosure, a circular, living prison in which no human cant escape for too long with the bodies that we all possess. In a funny way of saying its so far as we know, its the Milky Way's zoo being the only known place able to preserve life and if aliens do exist outside our reach we'd be like the Bronx Zoo or every other zoo in Planet Earth. Its a way of perspective.
Death, when creatively thinking, is the end of our bound to this planet, like freeing an animal from a zoo back to the wild. To be free into the cosmos, to be weightless, calm, at peace with yourself. But in a possible world in which we could say that this was the case, what would happen if you weren't at peace? What if you were not a good person, being not judged by the angelic entities up above but instead from that voice within yourself that you hear in your mind at times of denial, stress and self hatred or even daily decision making during your time on Earth.
What if that is what judged you was yourself deep down not letting you forget and neglect those hateful things you've done until you truly, deeply forgive yourself for what you've done. What truly judges you is yourself and you cannot lie to yourself no matter how long you're willing to take because deep down you would know what you are. That's your ticket into the threshold of your new existence.
(I do not want to off-put anyone when saying anything about the earth being a "Zoo" or "Prison" or Heaven and Hell being not really that great. I'm a Catholic and live on this planet too as you know it's just my creative thinking and I personally thought it would benefit getting my point crossed in this little first part I thought of putting out there that's been on my mind for the past 2 days. But, with that out the way hope you have a wonderful day, stay safe, be creative and never let anyone crush those amazing thoughts in your head!)
(Also if you do like this piece be sure to let me know like or whatever the case and ill put out a part 2 of this. Love ya!)
Everyone that was on YouTube comments saying that feather belonged to Scrooge and started the clone’s theory.
Bet y’all that feather was from Webby
Conspiracy theory time
What if Alfred was the head of Court of Owls all this time and that's how he knew everything and he kept batman under his radar as he was a vigilante to make sure court of owls could be kept a secret. And when Bruce found out the truth he knew that the court of owls functioned from the very ancient arkham asylum and Wayne mansion because he sheltered the leader all this time, he blows everything up and erases everything, killing himself in the process.
But he doesn't say anything to any of his children in his last message in fear that Alfred will kill his children too.
Nobody doubted Alfred because he raised Batman and since Alfred basically had access to anything and everything thanks to Bruce Wayne's and Batmans reach and talented hacker "grandchildren", he could make sure nobody actually realized that "Court of Owls" wasn't just an urban legend but an actual organization with Alfred as head. Alfred later turns Batman and Little Damien Robin into Talons after their death. He wanted to turn Jason too but he was taken from grave before that.
Since Alfred was supposedly dead and wasn't supposed to survive the explosion of Bat cave he was in a dilemma since he couldn't have access to any of batmans kids and all the kids had their own head quarters.
I think the read plot twist will be if in the Game Gotham Knights, Alfred is revealed to be the head of "court of owls" all this time.
Conspiracies: Anthropology lenses
Discovering the dreaded conspiracy theory through an anthropological lens, these notes basically ask the question of where and how people created theories based on their mistrust of systemic agencies, or unexplainable events.
AGHHHH are they actually married??????
we can't know, but we sure can look at the rings and die 🤭
(ring on the right hand usually means engagement)
(not saying anything, but so far we have: 'no, that we're married... and together' - 'both, simultaneously' - 'and everything is true'; Nace liking my wedding art in January; Damon's 'boys kissing behind closed doors in chapters 3 and 4' photoshoot; Nace following a wedding photographer in February; and now rings)
I love the delicate shadow of she wanting me to be
-Conspiracy Theory
One of my most favorite quotes ever, it's beautiful. The movie is pretty great, too.
I’m tired of reporters letting politicians get away with claiming the election was rigged. The job of a reporter is to make sure the public is informed. This person is pushing disinformation. Shove your mic in their face and demand they provide evidence until they either give you some or admit they don’t have any. I want to see those people admit that they don’t have evidence. I wanna hear them say it.
(Part two of my message)
These are not the people I know. These are strangers who have been led astray and brainwashed by people who don’t think of anyone but themselves. My own family is almost unrecognizable to me. There are moments where I feel like I know them, when my grandmother will ask me to help her fill up her hummingbird feeder or sit down and tell me stories about her life or about my mom. Or when my papa will talk my grandma into letting me do something (yes, I’m a legal adult, but I’m still a kid to them) and then wink at me behind her back. But then they go back to being strangers, to people I sometimes feel uncomfortable just sitting down with. To conspiracy theorists, to people who, if they knew my whole belief system, might think I was evil. And it’s all because you value money over human beings. It’s all because you’re selfish. I miss the grandma who always bought me cotton candy when we went to the children’s museum, even though she knew I would get her car all sticky. Who taught me how to sew and helped me print off coloring pages and turn them into little coloring books. I miss the papa who would always carry an unreasonably big camera around his neck when we went to the zoo, who played basketball with me, and who let me ride on his lap while he mowed the lawn. I miss the people I knew. Those people are gone now, and I don’t know if I’ll ever get them back. I hope and pray that I will, but I doubt it very much. It’s a strange experience, watching someone become more distant every day, and yet still feeling them right beside you. Still getting encouraging texts and talking to them on the phone. It’s weird to sit right across from someone and recognize their face, but not the person behind it. It is extremely difficult, almost impossible, to come to terms with the fact that your family is gone when they’re standing right in front of you. It’s a kind of grief that is not easy to explain, and not recognizable to most people. But it is there. So, to everyone I addressed this letter to, to the people who have profited off of people’s radicalization, I don’t want an apology. I don’t want you to suddenly start fact checking and taking down disinformation. It is far too little and far too late. This is one of those mistakes that you simply cannot fix, no matter how hard you try. The only thing that you can do now is recognize what you have done, and let the guilt haunt you for the rest of your life, and I truly hope it does, because you stole my family from me, and I will never, ever forgive you.
How do we know that there ain't vampires?
What makes you think that vampires, beings that have little knives in their mouths, some being hundreds of years old, would let themselves get caught. How the hell would we know that vampires don't just blend in?
GUYS
so wait, if Vinayakan exists in the Kumbalangi Nights universe, then so does his filmography...
...And this movie came out in 2019, so we can assume it also takes place in the same year.
And we know that Vinayakan was in a movie called Iyobinte Pusthakam in 2014...
Which also starred Fahadh Faasil...
This implies that there exists, canonically, at least one movie in the Kumbalangi Nights universe, where the main character looks EXACTLY like Shammi!!!
No wonder my guy is so narcissistic!! Fahadh Faasil canonically exists in the Kumbalangi Nights universe!!!