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i need judd birch to get popular because i need fics for him because i’ve read them all on here and i’m so obsessed i downloaded wattpad just to read fics
Let’s talk about Nightjars
they are these wonderful tiny predatory birds
With great camouflage for multiple environments
And lovely plumage dependent on their species
BUT BEST OF ALL IS THEIR MOUTHS, which look small then their beaks are closed (they’ve even got cute lil’ whiskers!)
BUT ARE ACTUALLY HUUUUGE
BEST BIRD
I am never going to forget the time when Big Mouth of all shows referenced Lego Ninjago Masters of Spinjitzu
I want there to be an episode of them in the new season where they take care of an egg or baby for a class project and while doing so they act like a divorced couple who still has feelings for each other but want to Ignore them but than rekindle there relationship at the end of the episode. Idk I miss them they didn’t deserve to break up. 🙁
Also I hate how jay was seen as being fixed and that’s why Matthew broke up with him, I’ve seen him acted less chaotic and unstable in other episodes I think the only reason he started to act “fixed” is bcs he felt comfortable to like things different than what’s the norm in his house hold around Matthew
Hi! This is My First Post on Here! I’m more of a Lurker When It Comes To Tumblr but I’d Love to Meet some People With The Same Interests As Me!
I’m 18, I’m Pansexual and Polyamorous (if you like what you see hit me up 😉), I’m a High School Senior, Graduating on June 6th! I live in Maryland, I have ADHD, I’m Liberal AF so Any Hateful Shit, You Will Get Blocked (Get The Fuvk Out Now), I’m a Professional Procrastinator, I’m Just a Girl Doing Her Goddamn Best
Here’s a List of My Fandoms I’m In (some of these I have intensive knowledge and love for and some of them, I watched it way back when and I have a few opinions on it but don’t get it twisted they still hold a special place in my heart)
My Hero Academia
Demon Slayer
Black Butler
Hazbin Hotel
Helluva Boss
Danganronpa
Kakegurui
Cells at Work
Yuri on Ice
Ouran High School Host Club
Sander Sides
Aphmau (Mystreet)
Monster High
Ever After High
FNAF
Heathers
Ride The Cyclone
Hamilton
The DC Universe
Big Mouth
BTS (from Debut - 2018)
NSB
Sabrina Carpenter
Melanie Martinez
Smosh
The Sims 4
Minecraft
Psychology
Just Dance
Greek Mythology
If you share any of those interests with me, let’s be friends! Have a Wonderful Day! Bye! 👋🏽
should i start writing like a judd fanfic. Idk why but cl he’s hitting diff this new big mouth szn.
Head canon: ambition gremlins are all Aro ace and there are other gremlins in Human Resources but the ones that are ambition gremlins get the job because they are Aro ace so they don’t even want to focus on sex or romance
Where in the fuck do I find people who like big mouth, aren’t creepy, and don’t ship fucking CALEB AND MATHEW!!!
as everyone does it, I'll do it too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Omg hii I saw that you are writing for Judd birch. I’m so happy to see that the tag is getting a little more active now. Could you please write a blurb for Judd x alt!reader where Judd and reader are just hanging out and someone in the birch family catches him being all soft and cuddly with reader?
Hii! I will tell you right now I just recently started watching Big Mouth so I don't know too much about many of the characters, but I will do my best! This is my first request on here and to be honest I'm really glad it's for Judd. I didn't think many people would want me to write for him so I'm excited. I hope you like it! <3
YOU BIG SOFTIE, YOU - Judd Birch x Alt!Reader
Characters: Judd Birch, fem!reader, Nick Birch, Diane Birch, Elliot Birch, Leah Birch
Warnings: light cursing
Contains: lots and lots of fluff
Judd Birch was not a people person at all, not even with his own family. He preferred to stay by himself, his only company being his battalion of raccoons and he was perfectly fine with that. He didn't need someone constantly nagging him. Now, cliche as it is, that all changed when he saw her. He would do anything for her, anything at all.
Y/n was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen, with her hair dyed dark crazy colors, bold graphic makeup, and band tees that never seemed to end. She, much like himself, didn't seem to care about social status or making friends at school. She wanted out of that hell hole as soon as physically possible.
The eldest Birch spawn had approached Y/n almost nervously after school one day with plans of asking her if she'd like to come meet his raccoons. But, alas, he chickened out. He couldn't believe that; that was something Nick did, not him! Eventually after watching Y/n for weeks the woman herself approached him outside during their lunch break, ready to beat him down if he was perving on her.
It was almost Christmas break, very cold outside. When Y/n approached Judd who was leaning against the side of the brick school building smoking a cigarette, his black and blue hair lightly blowing in the cold breeze, she could've fainted right then and there. He was beautiful. Y/n had only ever saw him from yards away, definitely not close enough to get a good look at his features. She liked what she was looking at and she liked it a lot. It would be such a shame if he really was perving on her.
Judd hadn't seen who he referred to as the girl of his dreams approaching until she spoke to him for the very first time.
"Hey."
It was such a small, simple greeting yet it caused him to lose all the breath in his lungs and start coughing violently. Y/n jumped slightly, startled at the sudden reaction. She quickly took a water bottle out from her bag and handed it to him, hoping to ease the burning he felt in his lungs. Judd chugged down half of it before handing it back to Y/n with a flushed face and narrowed embarrassed eyes.
"First time smoking?" Y/n joked lightheartedly, a small smile on her face as she glanced up at him from her bag.
Judd's face turned even redder and just nodded at her, stubbing out what was left of his burning cigarette.
Y/n sighed at his lack of words and had mentally decided that she apparently wasn't going to get any answers out of him, but she talked anyway.
"I've seen you staring at me for the past few weeks. Wanted to know what that was all about. Care to tell me?" She raises a thin drawn on eyebrow at him as she tucks her gloved hands underneath her arms to warm them up further.
Judd doesn't answer her immediately, stuck on what to say. Y/n waits a few moments more before sighing and starts to walk away.
'So much for that,' she thinks to herself.
"Go out with me."
Y/n stops in her tracks and whips her head around.
"I'm sorry?"
Judd is silent.
"Please?" He's hopeful.
Y/n walks back over to where he's still leaning against the school building. Her arms are still crossed as she narrows her brows slightly in confusion.
"Is that what you've been wanting? Because you could've just said so instead of being a creep. I mean, look at us." Y/n gestures to their alternative appearances. "It's like we're made for each other!"
Judd smiles, knowing she's joking but also getting a hint of seriousness from her words.
Y/n took Judd up on his offer of a date and the two have been pretty much inseparable ever since. They spent all their time together, skipping school to drive around, going to small diners around the neighborhood late at night for their little dates. But they kept in on the downlow. Both parties felt it was not necessary for people to know what wasn't any of their business. It wasn't until Christmas day that the Birch family found out Judd even had a girlfriend of sorts.
Shortly after school had let out for break Y/n and Judd had spent the day together at her apartment with her parents. They were very supportive of their daughter's relationship. As long as she was safe.
And safe she was. Y/n and Judd swapped gifts early on that morning seeing as she would be going on a small trip to a few states away to visit some family for Christmas. He had gifted her a new pair of large black boots, something she had been eyeing for a while, along with a new pocketknife for which she thanked him thoroughly and showered him with kisses. In turn Y/n had gifted him a lovely soft deep blue sweater and a chain necklace with her initial on it.
Judd loved the sweater she got him but he didn't love it as much as his new chain. He never took it off unless it was to shower. It had quickly become his most prized possession and he would die before he let anyone touch it, let alone take it. Unfortunately, that day came a lot sooner than he would've liked.
Judd woke up midway through Christmas day which resulted in an even later shower. He undressed and before he stepped in he put his chain in the same place he always did: on the little shelf above the sink, careful to make sure it didn't fall off to the side or down into the sink. But when he got out it wasn't anywhere to be seen.
Panic filled his heart and chest, his entire being really, as he searched the entire bathroom from floor to ceiling. After finding nothing he wrapped a towel around his still dripping form and slammed the door open. He almost slipped rushing down the stairs and into the living room where his mother sat on his father's lap and Nick and Leah were on opposite ends of the couch.
"Where the fuck is it?" His voice was harsh and his eyes narrowed, cheeks red.
Diane looked over at her eldest child from the television and smiled kindly.
"Where's what, darling?"
Judd huffed out a breath, impatient and worrying, afraid he might tear up.
"My chain. The one I always wear. Where is it?"
It's only then that he notices Nick with a small smirk on his face as he looks at his phone. His eyes narrow more and he frowns before lunging at his younger brother. The two wrestle for a short time with Judd easily overpowering his youngest sibling before he stands, wet hair ruffled messily and towel askew, held in place by only one hand as his other clutches onto the chain he retrieved from Nick's pocket.
"Stay out of my shit, dickface." He then stomps back upstairs to the bathroom and slams the door shut.
The remaining members of the Birch family all look at each other with curious eyes before Elliot speaks up.
"What was all that about?"
Nick, who is still out of breath with red cheeks, shrugs his shoulders and they all continue with their previous activities.
It isn't until Valentine's Day that the Birch family meets Y/n. The love-filled holiday fell on a weekday this year, meaning his siblings would be in school and his parents would most likely be spending the day out and about going on little dates. He thought he'd have the entire house to himself so he invited Y/n to come over so they could spend quality time together.
Judd and Y/n spent most of their time watching horror movies on the downstairs television, cuddled up under the many blankets that Y/n had brought over with neither getting up unless to use the bathroom or make more popcorn and snacks. It was a laid back, calm day, just how both liked it.
Both Judd and Y/n wished this day would never end.
But unfortunately it had to.
Y/n fell asleep on top of Judd sometime during their fourth movie of the day, her face buried in his neck with his arms wrapped tightly around her waist. He was starting to doze off himself when he heard the front door unlock and open quickly. As much as he wished his family wouldn't say anything he knew they would. But he wasn't going to take any chances in waking Y/n up so he stayed perfectly still and let them.
Nick and Leah were the first to enter the living room. Leah glanced at her older brother laying on the couch briefly before continuing on to her room. Nick on the other hand stopped in his tracks and stared at the girl laying on top of his brother for an ungodly amount of time before Judd raised a tired eyebrow at him. It was only then that he called out for Elliot and Diane.
Judd quickly reached his hands up and covered his girlfriend's ears, shielding her from the loud voices as his parents entered the room. They, too, stopped in their tracks upon entering the living room but instead of staring they both smiled and grabbed onto each other.
"Oh, Judd, you big softy! I knew there was something going on with you." Diane smiled sweetly at her son and his newly revealed sleeping love. "How long?"
Judd cleared his throat lightly.
"Few months."
Elliot spoke up next.
"Looks like you got yourself a nice one, son. Just like you father." He turns to Diane and the two start to snuggle together.
Judd grimaces and turns away.
"Gross."
But Judd knew his father was right. Y/n was a nice one. The nicest. And he wouldn't change her for anything in the world.
I finally finished it! I really hope you like this, and like I said I just recently got into the show, so I don't know too much about it. I wrote this purely based off vibes alone. Please let me know if there's anything I can improve and don't be afraid to leave comments or ask questions. Thank you so much! <3
SO TRUE
Hot Take: Big Mouth is a good fucking show and is actually super educational and inclusive about a wide range of topics, practically becoming the Sex Ed people never had.
It was mainly pearl clutching tumblr libs with right-wing evangelical christian ideas about sex who hated it. On top of that, most of the people who hated it never even watched it. The show supports trans people, openly talked about consent, was informative about genital hygiene, was super supportive of girls sexual development and insisted on kids taking responsibility for their actions as well as seeing sexual partners as people - not just objects. It's quite literally some of the most radical sex ed ever.
But some of you dunked on it cause it had an 'ugly' art style - as though that wasn't on purpose to stop actual creeps from being able to ruin this genuinely informative show with scores of underage internet fap.
I'm 31 years old and Big Mouth was one of the first shows I watched that talked about girls being horny without suggesting it was weird, hyper focusing on virginity or having one of the girls be sexually assaulted. As someone whose sex ed was in the early 2000's - that's fucking revolutionary.