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Being mated to a female and male elder yautja

They probably were just supervising a chiva and seen you walking around on earth and they just both thought they needed you or something corny.

They very much fight over you, they are exactly like siblings, bickering back and forth but stop as soon as your in sight.

They 100% compete with each other to get better trophies for you.

Imagine being sandwiched between these two hot slabs of meat?

They are heavy sleepers in the comfort of your home, so good luck trying to get up. They have you in between them, each have an arm wrapped protectively around your waist.

Since you now have a female added to your soon to growing collection, she’s protective. Doesn’t want no male near you aside from your other mate. She’ll snap and hiss at young bloods or elites who dare come near you.

If she sees a male trying to court you? He’s done. He’s not gonna be alive the next day and it’s not like anyone would bat an eye at a raging female.

Your male is more likely to hold you and cover your eyes while the female fights.

They LOVE dressing you up in their own clothes, each morning they fight over whose coat you should wear or whose bracelet you should wear. This is all happening while you just lay on the bed watching them fuss.

They both most likely have servants and they both most likely have mula equaling to a VERY VERY spoiled ooman.

Your female will want to brush and braid your hair. Your male messaging at your feet and other body parts.

They each have to have attention at the same time, so if your cuddled up with the female? The male is gonna mope around until you eventually invite him to join you both. Same goes for the female except she’ll just join you.

Your almost never alone, they ones at a meeting the others at home with you. If one’s supervising then the other is with you. If on a rare occasion you do end up being alone, it’s most likely something important they have to attend? Your mates will worry so very much, leaving a little army for you to be protected.

They both very much love you and very much

i was trying to collect more shitty ms paint doodles we all use and vibe with and then i realize i also have ms paint and can just MAKE some 

i don't need to expound. yall know what i'm thinking about.

sigh i feel so sad i want to write this

The arcana with an s/o who self-harms.

tw: Self harm mentions, scars. Arcana x GN! Reader!Comfort

Disclaimer: this is a self indulgent piece. If you struggle with mental illness, I do not recommend this behavior or endorse it. My private messages are always open if you are going through a rough patch, stay safe and have a good day <3

Lucio sat idly on one end of the table. You and your lover were visiting Nadia at the palace, looking for a fun day. She was unavailable at the moment, so you both enjoyed Lucio’s company whilst you waited. He waltzed down the table, and over to you. “O magician! Entertain your beloved count, IMMEDIATELY~!” 

Lucio grabbed your wrist to get your attention, You looked up. “ oh, what’s that peeking out of your sleeve? Did you get a tattoo and NOT TELL ME?” He said, with a false sigh. “ Wait! Stop Lucio, please just—“ 

You were too late, Lucio peeled down your sleeve to reveal perfectly placed cuts.

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Asra Alnazar:

Asra looked up at the commotion, expecting to see Lucio doing something stupid as per usual, but instead.. his eyes fall on the scars that litter on your arm. The blood drains from his face. Asra suddenly feels anger. Not for you, he could never be angry at you. But at Lucio, for immaturely embarrassing you, and at himself for not noticing your troubles.

“ Lucio! Let go of them, you greasy fuck—“ he begins, but stops. It dawns on him that no scars are THAT perfect naturally.

“ .. oh, [name]. You wouldn’t— you didn’t do that yourself, did you?” 

You can’t look up at him, and you bury your face in your hands. “ I’m sorry, Asra. I didn’t mean to.” You mumble. “ It’s alr- well, it isn’t, actually.”

“ You’re so wonderful , [name]. You’re loved more than you know.” Asra rubs circles on your back, standing behind you and staring with concern. You couldn’t make out any words.

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Julian Devorak: 

He hummed idly as he reviewed some of the blueprints he had for the palace re-design. He chuckled, speaking confidently.

“ darling, is our fiendish Lucio bothering you? Why I oughta give him a stern talking to!” He proclaims. You breathe out, relieved neither had noticed. 

“ Oh? What’s that, an injury? Come, my dear. Let me take a look-“ 

Julian gasps at the straight pattern. For once in his life, he’s silent. Words fail him as he looks deep into your eyes, wondering what’s wrong. 

“ .. I- when- why- you..” He sighs.

“ [name]? Would you like to talk about this..” Julian shoots a glance at Lucio, “ alone, perhaps?” 

“ Julian, honey, I- you weren’t supposed to know, I was struggling and it was only supposed to be once.” 

“ No, [name]. We all get lost in the ether, but this is.. terrible. You can’t do this to yourself, for my sake. I really love you, name.” 

At this moment, he wants nothing more than to hold you close. He feels so astronomically bad about this, he wants to make you feel better as soon as he can.

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Muriel the outsider:

He hated Lucio. The anger and fury festered in the back of his mind, it almost exploded when Lucio messed with you.

But he couldn’t get any anger out of himself when he noticed the cuts. They were fresh, 

No words could’ve possibly relived his sadness then.

“ .. [name]?” His voice was timid, he’s surprised he managed to say anything. You ashamedly look up at him. 

“ .. I always thought you were the most beautiful person I’d ever seen.”

Muriel says that quietly and breathlessly, as well. He feared that if he talked any louder, he’d frighten you into thinking that he was mad at you.  He loved you so much, you were so important to helping him become a better person. ‘ so beautiful..’ he said once more under his breath, a sad expression shown on his face when his eyes looked back at the cuts again.

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I’ll make a part 2 with the palace group ( Nadia, Lucio, and Portia ) later. Before then, expect some fluffy posts since after this I’m in dire need of some wholesome content. This is one last reminder to stay safe, and know that you are an absolutely marvelous human being.

Well… in hopes of my account getting un-shadow banned, here is a naughty short fic I wrote.

William Afton X AFAB!Reader Smut.

“I had a dirty dream about you last night. I woke up hard, wanna hear about it?”

William, your boyfriend caught you completely off guard with the question. You were just finishing up your breakfast when he came into the kitchen.

You put your plate in the sink and wipe your hands, before letting out a sigh.

“Okay.. let’s hear it.”

William giggles before leaning on the counter, looking directly at you.

“Well, we were in some weird resort place, we had just gotten back from swimming and we decided to shower together.” He swallows, “The shower wasn’t anything sexual. It was quite wholesome. It was after.”

“William, get to the point” you laugh.

He blushes, “Okay..You had sat on my face, letting all your weight on to me. Your hands were digging at my hair and you couldn’t stop cumming on my face. I was in heaven.”

You blush, you knew he always wanted you to do that but were always afraid.

William tilts his head as he watches you think.

“Wha’dya think?” He asks.

You swallow, “Interesting.. isn’t that one of your fantasies about me?”

William nods, “Always has been. But you know me,” He puts his hands up in defense, “I wouldn’t make you do something you’re not comfortable with, but it’s nice for a man to dream.” He chuckles.

Your eyes wander down at his obviously painful boner through his pj pants.

“Well.. it looks like you’re in need.” You tease.

He was blushing up to his ears at this point.

“Come on, let’s go take care of this.”

William lays down on the bed completely naked, his cock dripping precum already.

You, also naked, climb on top of him.

“Are you sure you’re comfortable with this?” He asks.

You position yourself above his red face.

“Yes, now shut up.”

Before he could respond you lowered your full weight onto him. His warm tongue immediately gets to work, licking and sucking on every part of you.

You hold onto the headboard, letting out a sigh of relief.

“Fuck, William..”

His tongue moves inside of you, his nose tickling your clit.

His moans under you cause vibrations that send shocks through you.

One of William's hands holds onto your hip, while the other moves down and starts stroking himself.

You slightly hump his face, chasing your high. He moans in approval, his mouth moving to give extra attention to your clit. “

“Yes! Don’t stop-!”

William sucked and swirled his tongue around you, the moans coming out of your mouth were pornstar-like.

Williams' hand moves faster on himself, his hips bucking up.

“Pleaseee- fuck!” Your legs shake, almost giving out as your orgasm hits you hard. Squirt and cum hit his face and he immediately cums himself, some of it landing on your back.

Back with more of what Will likes to do with his willy.

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When William gets hard, he gets hard I'm talking ROCK hard.

His length when flaccid is around 5 inches but when it's erect it's around 7-8½ (maybe even 9)

He will full on growl into your ear, like complete guttural growl.

Would definitely carve his initials into you <3

"Good slut. Letting me mold you to fit me only."

Most likely has a mixtape of songs JUST to play while rearranging your guts.

"Shut the fuck up, stupid bitch."

Loves to hear you scream his name but when he is extremely frustrated he'll make sure you stay silent.

Once he finishes fingering you he'll suck your slick off of his fingers.

Lots of slapping/spanking <3

Petnames ex; "baby" "love" "dear" "darling" "doll" "hon"

Definitely will write erotic phrases/names on your backside once you're fucked dumb

Will pull your hair whenever he wants to

He'll make it obvious as to when he's horny

When you both fuck in his office he'll have you suck on his fingers to silence you.

You guys i need help finding a kinda old fic :((

It was a overhaul x f! Reader fic and overhaul was role playing as a doctor giving y/n a checkup. After a while he decides that he needs to further examine readers vag and starts to thrust into her and when she moaned he said something along the lines of “ miss im very flattered but we need to keep it professional “ UGHH I BEEN THINKING OF THIS FIC FOR MONTHS PLS HELPPP

If you like the word “queer” reblog.

good day

let me offer u these two twts that remind me of erwin smith (everything pleasant reminds me of erwin smith actually)

that's all. thank

Well, Good Morning.

Pairings: Aaron Hotchner x plus size!reader

Summary: For the first time in a long time, you had a wet dream. But, why did this one feel so real.

Warnings: SoftDom!Aaron, Husband!Aaron (a warning within itself), oral sex (fem rec.), Vaginal fingering, Somnophilia, wet dreams.

Wc: 560

a/n: I have one more fanfic after this one to post before I'm finally done transferring the rest of my criminal minds ff to this account!

masterlist | AO3

TAGLIST: @alina02

Before you had gotten with Aaron, you used to have plenty of wet dreams. It was normal for a single woman such as yourself, but none of them had felt this real, and this goddamn good. Your husband laid between your legs, his hair gripped tight between your fingers as you bucked your hips against his face. He was eating you out like a man starved, but you found yourself only being able to let out miniature noises, even though you were desperate to be louder.

When you felt your whines finally raising in pitch, you realized that you were slowly waking up, and he was actually in between your legs.

"Aaron!" You gasped, one of your arms that were laying by your head on your pillow shot out to hold onto his messy morning hair. He was laying on his stomach, his hips grinding uselessly into the mattress, but at the sound of your voice alerting him, he opened his eyes. He didn't take his mouth off of you to respond, instead, he smirked around your clit, swirling his tongue around the sensitive bud.

It was rare that you and Aaron were able to get mornings like these to yourself, and it was even rarer that you were woken up with your husband having you for breakfast. It couldn't be any earlier than eight, the sun shining through your closed blinds comfortingly.

You whimpered in discontent when he pulled off of you, replacing his tongue with his fingers, stroking your slit up and down lazily, barely even pushing into your needy hole.

"Good morning," He smirked, the lower half of his face glistening with your wetness. You almost let out almost a chuckle of disbelief. Before you could greet him back, a finger breached you, a lewd squelch following it.

"God!" You gasped, your back arching at the intrusion. "Aaron--" You pleaded, gripping the pillow which your head laid. "More, please!" You moaned. "Why should I give it to you?" He grinned. "'Because-- because you started it!" You argued, but you couldn't really form a sentence, the feeling of being filled by his big fingers being too much.

"I suppose you're right," He agreed, lowering his face down so that his lips were placed around your clit once again. You sighed in relief, especially when a second finger joined his middle. You couldn't keep yourself quiet, not when he knew your body so well. When you had first gotten together, you didn't just fuck to fuck, he spent time getting to know your body, what you liked and you didn't like, even finding places that you didn't even know made you so sensitive. He was a great lover, and one hell of a man in bed.

You felt your legs tighten around his head, your moans raising in pitch, that pesky coil in your stomach threatening to snap under his ministrations.

And finally, just as his lips gave you clit a particularly harsh suck, you came undone, your eyes shutting even though you could feel him staring holes into you, groans of his own pleasure due to the friction against his hard cock helping aid you to your end.

Your chest heaved, spit wetting your bottom lip due to you sucking it between your teeth.

"Well," You chuckled, a hazy smile on your face.

“Good morning to you too.”

I’m struggling not to get addicted to what the rick did, but it’s hard guys.

life’s worth living

Hello there

Can I request some Rick sanchez × fem!reader headcanons?

-> Request type: Headcanons

-> Other notes: Ooc Rick maybe? Implied sexual stuff.

He 100% won't do PDA if you initiate it. But you might get a smack on the ass or heavy make out sension in public if he's feeling possessive. He loves letting people know you're his.

Doesn't usually get jealous & has way too much pride to admit it, but you've notice men who flirt with you or men you use to talk to suddenly disappear mysteriously.

Will immediately send the pervert or creep hitting on you to the Razor dimension without hesitation.

Will come into your room drunk one night crying about how he's scared of you either dying or leaving him for someone better.

Won't admit it but he doesn't think he's good enough for you.

No one in the multiverse is good enough for you. You're too perfect to him.

He loves taking you on adventures with him and Morty, he always takes you too cool alien restaurants and stores.

Will absolutely ask you too get high on some alien drug, but he won't force you to.

If you do get high 9 times outta 10 it turns into something more, there's no avoiding it with this man.

You guys usually fuck in the back of his spaceship.

You once almost died on an adventure and this man has been high alert ever since, this man's soul nearly left his body seeing you injured.

He always makes you any cool gadget you ask for (like he did child beth), and even takes you to other dimensions to try the more dangerous/risky stuff out.

A huge softie in private. He loves when you play with his hair. He'll occasionally lay his head on your lap when no one's home. He also loves having you on his lap. He 100% will pamper you with kisses.

He can't sleep at night without cuddling you. Once when you were on vacation he flew all the way to you just to cuddle, telling you how he hasn't slept since you left.

He loves seeing you wear his white jacket or blue shirt. He thinks it looks cute on you.

Probably prefers missionary or having you on his lap facing him. He loves the intimacy. He enjoys seekng your beautiful face and being able to look into your eyes or kiss you.

drunk! rick sanchez x (afab) saed! reader

TW: SA

basis of the fic is reader was saed as a child, significantly affecting reader’s ability to have an intimate relationship with anyone

sorry if this is formatted weird i have no idea how to post on tumblr

disclaimer this is in no way meant to romanticize sa! all i hope to do is bring comfort to those who have been victim to it. my condolences to anyone who is unfortunate enough to have experienced this, and please don’t hesitate to reach out to someone if you are currently suffering from abuse!

“Y-blueeergh—Y/n!” Rick spouted, droplets of an alcohol and spit mixture escaping from his mouth.

“What, Rick?” you hesitantly looked over at the drunk Rick.

“I’m- I’m so fffucking drunk right now, Y/n. I- I might shit my pants, I might do it” He belched.

“That’s- that’s interesting, Rick. Thank you for that information,”

“Y-yyea, Y/n,”

Silence spread throughout the room, though the intoxicating smell of alcohol remained.

“What- whatchya’ working on, Y/n?” Rick questioned as he stumbled his way to your desk.

“Just, uh, nothing. Nothing that’d you be interested in, I guess,” you responded.

“Are- are you fffucking kidding me? Let me s-see,”

You shuffled out of the way, giving Rick a clear view of your desktop screen. He gave a slow nod of approval, though he could barely register the words on the headache-inducing screen.

“Y/n. Say- say something funny. You’re funny, Y/n. Haaahahh,” he drunkenly rambled.

“Rick, I think- I think it’s time for you to go to bed,”

You began to push Rick out the door, using the sheer force of your weight to guide Rick’s drunken body.

“What the- what the fuck are you d-OOuhing?”

Instead of responding to his question, you carefully placed his arms around your neck. His place on the ground, balanced, now became completely dependent on you. Slowly, you began to walk towards his bed. His head lay atop yours. You tipped him over, allowing him to fall onto the bed.

“C-come on, Y/n. Lay- buUUrrrrgh- lay with me,” Rick requested.

“What?” you questioned, dumbfounded by Rick’s new, undiscovered affection.

“It- it’s alright, baby,”

The pet name was completely unfamiliar to you, and it send uncomfortable shivers down your spine.

“Rick, you’re drunk,”

“YeAAh, I fffucking know,” he replied hastily.

He grabbed hold of your wrist, sending your body into a state of shock and repressed memories. You feebly attempted to pull your hand back.

“G-God, Y/n, why so- blueergh- tense?”

Though he was ludicrously drunk, his sense of empathy was still intact.

“What’s- what’s wrong, what’s up with you?” He inquired.

“Nothing? What’s- what’s up with you?” You stammered nervously.

“No, no- something’s definitely- blueergh- up with you right now,” he insisted.

You uncomfortably avoided his gaze.

“Y/n, s-sweetie, what’s the problem?”

He propped himself up using your shoulder. He towered over you.

“Rick, seriously just- just go to bed,” you prompted.

“But- Euuurrhhhg- but- Y/n, I want you first,”

You stayed silent for a second, unknowing of how to respond to his rather seductive-sounding statement.

“Huh? What do you mean?” you said as you stepped backwards hesitantly.

“I- I mean I want you, Y/n. I want- I want you, you- blueerrgh- you fucking dumbass, Y/n,”

“Rick, you’re drunk. Just lay down, I’ll get you a cup of water or something,” you insisted, still strategically avoiding his gaze.

He groaned in response.

“You- you can never catch a fucking hint, Y/n. God,” he complained.

“I don’t know what you’re getting at,” you replied.

“I’ve done- blueerrgh- everything, Y/n. I’ve hit on you so many t-times you- you fucking moron. I even told you directly,” he said.

“Rick, I- I don’t know if I can,”

“Why- why the fuck not?”

“I don’t know,” you explained, half-assedly.

“What the- blueeegrh- fuck type of explanation is that?”

“Fuck, Rick, use your context clues or something,” you sighed, having already given up on having a sensible conversation.

“Alright, Y/n, we- we can do this later. Just- just lay with me, we don’t have to- bleeurgh- do anything,” Rick requested in a soft tone.

“Okay, okay,” you hesitantly accepted.

You climbed into the bed, feeling Rick’s tall presence beside you. He carefully slid his arms by your side, pulling you closer. Your tired body quickly became known to you again.

“God-bueeerrghhahh-damn angel cakes, you smell like fucking heaaaven,” Rick whispered, almost to himself.

You gave a tired giggle before instantaneously finding sleep in the tempting comfortability of Rick’s mattress.

timeskip the next morning

The faint sound of rustling beside you disturbed your peace of mind, allowing reality to seep into your head. You rubbed your fatigued eyes, slowly opening them. Rick stood there, staring strangely at you. It was more a look of agitation than curiosity.

“Mind telling me why the fuck you’re in my bed?”

“Wh- what? I don’t know,” you replied groggily.

Your memories came flooding back to you. The memory of Rick admitting he wanted you was one of the first memories to find it’s way back.

“Eurrgh- I remember now,” you said.

“What? Remember what?” Rick interrogated.

“God, nothing. Don’t worry about it,” you said, your morning fatigue still affecting your mood.

You had to admit, it was a bit strange to be around Rick after that. It also gave you a strangely familiar feeling of uneasiness. You hopped out of the bed, starting out of the bedroom. You abruptly stopped and turned to face Rick.

“Rick, do you remember last night? At all?”

“No. Fuck, have I ever remembered a blackout, Y/n?” He retorted with an agitated tone.

“That’s good,” you said in reply.

“…What? What the- blueerrgh- fuck do you mean ‘that’s good’?” Rick questioned.

You shrugged and continued on your way out the door.

another timeskip yea

Rick hastily made his way to the couch, where you lay napping. He transmitted himself into your brain, where he could view all your past memories. He started, of course, with the previous night. He found himself cringing at his own half-assed ‘confession’. Succumbing to his curiosity, he found himself going deeper into your memories. He had unknowingly found the “repressed memories” section of your brain.

Rick left your brain in dismay. A sudden understanding washed over him, and a feeling of guilt with it. He shook you awake gently.

“H- blueeerrgh- hey Y/n, I was about to get some ice cream from the Gloppydrop System, you- you should come with. If you want, I- I don’t care,” he said, grabbing his portal gun nonchalantly.

“Yea, I guess I’ll tag along… if you want,” you agreed, rubbing your eyes.

“O- eurrrrgh- okay. Hurry your ass up,”

i do plan on making a second part to this

feel free to send fanfic ideas

Distractions (Rick/reader smut)

I tried i hope it met your expectations 

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Good Vibes (Rick/reader Fanfic)

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Master list:

This is my master list of fanfics that I enjoy reading! I will continue to add to it as I read more or maybe write my own! Most of these fanfictions are of ao3 or tumblr

Rick Sanchez x Reader:

Ricky Doll by rickssugarplum: You’ve missed Rick for so long and you have a Rick Plushie to fill the void. Rick finds out.

Rest Easy by sammys_lover: You’re frightened by a storm that’s way too huge for your liking. 

Innuendos by Hoodoo:  You just needed to get some grocery shopping done. Rick turned it into a thing.

Long:

F*CKING YOUNG / PERFECT by baconprincess:  The Smith-Sanchez family meets the new neighbors. (11 Chapters, but unfinished)

Curiosity by PsychoLolita: You get swept into Rick and Morty’s lives thanks to a favor from Beth. It isn’t until you see Rick using his trusty portal gun that you decide to find out for yourself just what kind of scientist Rick Sanchez is. Along the way, you find yourself falling for Rick’s unorthodox ways and personality. Even though he seems disinterested in you, it all feels like a strange deja vu. On the other hand, Rick knows something that you don’t, and wants to keep it from you (and Morty) at all costs. Will things go completely awry, or will you settle with what the future holds? (15 Chapters, but unfinished)

Rick Sanchez x Reader (Smut):

…the line broke, the monkey got choked… by Hoodoo: You catch sight of an old guy with a Mohawk. He catches sight of you too, and makes a daring suggestion.

Heat Wave by Hoodoo: It’s too damn hot. You decide to surprise Rick in his garage with some sexy times. Maybe that’ll cool things off?

Honey, I’m Home by daddyzanchez: You knew the sound of a portal opening in your sleep, could recognise it in a crowd and it made you giddy. Rick being home after a long adventure with Morty meant that he was short on a dose of you, making him a little rougher than usual, and you loved it.

Interrupted Plans by daddyzanchez: Rick portals home briefly (despite having plans) to take care of you. 

Slow Sex or Mushy Pancakes by daddyzanchez: Rick gets pissy about having to choose between sex or mushy pancakes, so he chooses the next best: A quickie and non-mushy pancakes. 

Did You Read It In Cosmopolitan? by daddyzanchez:  Rick is away on adventures a lot, making your sex-life consist of a little too many quickies. You want slow for once - you’ll never believe what happens next!

More Than Just A Dance by daddyzanchez: Your apartment is in for a Spring cleaning, so when you are mopping the floor whilst shaking your ass to a groovy beat, Rick sees you and orders a dance for himself. 

Steampunked by Hoodoo: Rick and reader get dolled up, but sneak away from festivities for some naughty fun. 

Good Vibes by rick-frickers: Written from a request: Can you do a Rick/Reader fic incorporating a vibrator?

There’s a first time for everything by ricks-frickers: Written from a request: Please write one of your sexyass female self-inserts of Rick taking a young woman’s virginity

Provocateur by PsychoLolita:  Rick wants to spoil you on an expensive lingerie shopping trip when decides he can’t take the heat anymore, and pulls you into a dressing room stall for a little fun.

Hard Candy by PsychoLolita: You and Rick Sanchez have been flirting for months. When you pay him a visit this time, he’s working on a “special candy for Summer” that he insists you don’t touch. But how can you resist trying one when he isn’t looking? You can’t- and he’s the only one who can quench your thirst after you realize the candy was actually an aphrodisiac.

Tequila Sunrise by PsychoLolita: You’re secretly into some kinky stuff, but you’re too shy about it to bring it out on your own. Rick C137 knows exactly what to do. 

A Woman’s Place by rehpicllib: Rick’s kind of sexist. But still manages to fuck you up.

You Asked For It by Hoodoo: You make a request of Rick: can you have a night of hardcore fluffy sex? Can he do that? And then contrariwise, what about the opposite of hardcore fluff sex? Chapter 2. Requests from an ask, first chapter fluffy sex, second chapter hardcore sex (with detoxified Rick and Toxic Rick) (2 Chapters)

Up In The Air daddyzanchez: Your job as a flight attendant suddenly gets a little more exciting (and shameful) as a tall, strange man with spiky blue hair gets onboard… (4 Chapters, but unfinished) 

Extra Credit by GoldenSnowflake: As the clanking of plates and silverware gathering food filled the air, a tall, slim figure swept into the room and took the chair opposite of mine. He stared and I blinked at him, my fork in my mouth. “Who’s this?”“We’re partners for a project,” Summer muttered as if he should’ve known better, despite the fact it didn’t seem like she warned anybody that I was coming over at all.

Sext by Hoodoo: Rick got a piercing. It’s wrecked a month’s worth of havoc on his sex life, until tonight.

Hair-pulling+ by Hoodoo: A short, filthy fic about being fucked from behind by Rick, with him holding onto my ponytail. Just some nice hair pulling and dirty talk.

Mint Chocolate Chip by Hoodoo:  It’s summer and it’s too hot. Ice cream should make it better.

Erotic Advent by Hoodoo:  24 days of new sex toys for Rick/reader!

Zero G by Hoodoo: You always wanted to have sex in anti-gravity. Rick makes that happen.

Focused on masterbaiting:

Tracker by NikkiDoodle:  Rick catches you during your alone time. But how does he know what you’re up to? 

Desperate But So Far Away by daddyzanchez: Rick is not able to be reached right now which is a bummer. You have had your hand in your pants for an hour or more but your orgasm was just not happening. 

Better Than Fantasy by NamelyCranberries: Rick catches you masturbating. Lend a Hand by deliciousdeaddove:  You walk in on something interesting… 

House sitter by deliciousdeaddove:  You’re watching the Smith’s house while they’re out of town. Your mind drifts to one of the usual occupants and you become carried away. Then you’re caught. 

Caught Rick-Handed by CrazyRaynebow:  Rick walks in on Reader masturbating and well… what else is there to say?

Focused on eating out:

Originality - A New Year’s Eve Story by daddyzanchez:  How does one enter the new year with Rick Sanchez? A Slip Of The Tongue by daddyzanchez: It took a moment before you realised what you had just said but when you did, your heart dropped and it felt like a train was hitting you at maximum speed. Distractions by rick-frickers: Written from a request: reader/Rick with reader as Morty’s tutor or something and the tutor and Rick have been flirting (which Morty notices) and Rick goes under the table and goes down on tutor and she’s gotta play it cool so Morty doesn’t notice and Rick’s really into it but also wants the girl to make a lot of noise so she’ll feel embarrassed. And later the reader gets her revenge and does the same to Rick when he’s in the garage or something! 

Period:

Monthly by NikkiDoodle: You’re on your period and hate it. But that didn’t stop Rick. (3 Chapters)

Bloodhound by Jinkies_Lydia:  This story is about period sex. If that is not your thing turn around now. Takes place after season 2 episode 7, “Big Trouble in Little Sanchez”. The Reader comes onto Rick at her bloodiest time of the month after a wild ride previously with Rick after killing his other clone bodies, drenched in his own blood. 

Monthly by GoldenSnowflake: “She’ll be watching the house while we’re gone,” Beth explained pleasantly.Long limbs draped across the back of the sofa and the coffee table, Rick looked at me with the barest hint of interest. “She’s cute,” he assessed, turning back to the television. “Just make sure she stays the hell away from the garage.” A little odd or not, the Smiths paying to housesit while they’re gone is nothing less than perfect timing. Except for the fact that Mother Nature doesn’t care whose life she’s ruining. Oh, and neither does Rick.

Day 4 | Sukuna Ryomen | kinktober 2021

kinktober 2021 masterlist

4th October - Voyeurism

paring: ryomen sukuna x f!reader (x satoru gojo)

summary: you and sukuna had been seeing each other for a while but decided to keep it a secret from the rest of the jujutsu sorcerers. 

until sukuna see’s gojo eyeing you, that’s when he decides he doesn’t want to keep it a secret anymore

words: 4.4k

a/n: doesnt follow the canon of the show, sukuna and itadori are separated. 

warnings: no spoilers, 18+, smut, (unaware)voyeurism, unprotected, possessive and toxic sukuna, alcohol

← day three | mirror | hawks                            day five | size kink | erwin smith →

The beat of the music thumped the air around you, it was so loud that you could feel the bass of the song in your chest. 

Of course Gojo would rent an entire nightclub for Halloween, anything to flex his bank account on everyone. 

He even put a large tab behind the bar - large hardly described how much it really was, you and Nobara figured out that everyone would have to order around 43 cocktails each until it even came close to running out.

Unfortunately, some people had taken that as a personal challenge. Ryomen Sukuna was people.

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Day 5 | Erwin Smith | Kinktober 2021

kinktober 2021 masterlist

5th October - Size Kink

paring: werewolf erwin smith x f!reader

summary: upon discovering the commanders secret, you escape into the forest. a fight for your life becomes a bit more than what you expected.

words: 5.3k

warnings: no spoilers for any season, 18+, smut, size kink (obvs), bulge kink, predator/prey vibes, manipulation, kinda-monster fucking, descriptions of physical transformation, choking, praise, blood and wounding.

← day four | voyeurism | ryomen sukuna        day six | daddy kink | akitaru obi →

It was the biggest mistake of your life, walking into the Commander’s office that late at night.

Despite your growing adoration for the man your intentions had been completely innocent, it was a simple question about the upcoming mission in a few weeks.

With a wary glance out of his large glass window, he promised you a few minutes of his time. A few minutes had turned into an hour very easily - you really shouldn’t have got him talking about his strategies, that was the best way to make him lose track of time.

A gaunt expression had come over him when he stopped talking mid-sentence, immediately you’d been concerned about him, “Are you okay?” you asked when a large hand clutched his jaw.

You’d asked him so sweetly, and your empathetic eyes studied him with such worry that guilt instantly washed over him.

How could he be so foolish as to lose track of time? Especially on a full moon!

“Out!” he barked at you, pointing a long finger towards the door that led to your safety. His unexpected aggression had thrown you slightly and you were rightly shocked at his uncharacteristic tone.

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Confidence (Erwin Smith x Reader)

Words: 1k

Tags: Slight angst, fluff

You’ve been avoiding Erwin all week because of your latest acne breakout. He makes sure to set the record straight 

Requested by: Anon

Read on Archive of Our Own

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you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

I need help to find a fic, reader is afab and is getting chased by the slashers and they flash the slashers(show tem tits to the slashers) if any of you guys know please tell me the name

I wasnt tagged either,but seemed interesting

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search your name on pinterest + aesthetic and use the first 9 images.

Thank you for the tag @idkmanijustwannawrite

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