I Made A Strawpage Cause It Seems Like Everyone Has One :3

Goddamn why are the only bitches I get 2 dimensional

bnois

the favouritism in this one is so blatantly obvious

Come on tell me he wouldn’t be down to eat hot pot while baked and then cuddlefuck

I wanna smoke weed with Xavier so bad

brother the last bit of that response about mc being a guy was like a punch to the gut. i can’t be thinking about frotting w big brother Caleb or I will go insane

i really do think the sexual tension is much worse if you’re caleb’s little brother rip. like neither of you really talk about it and it just happens and it’s the first time you’ve really seen caleb’s dick and he is just . soo much bigger than you. and it is craziness whengmsj. it feels like he’s fucking you even as he just slides it over yours. God

I just have to get this off my chest but I viscerally, physically, and spiritually need to be sandwiched in-between and stuffed by jealous Xavier and jealous Caleb just let them take their jealousy out on my holes while they prasingly degrade me or just swap back and forth on who praises and who degrades me at that moment until they either feel better or until their worn out and I've been filled up multiple times till it's leaking out of me like a river from how much they pumped in me (obviously wIth generous aftercare too because ohhhh boyyyyy it would be needed)...the absolute chokehold these two have on me (´TωT`)

I'm sorry if this doesn't make much sense it's horny hours for my sleep deprived brain right now and I'm going to go sleep now but I hop you have a wonderful day and or night wherever you live and please make sure to eat something and to drink some water if you haven't yet ^^

Anon I love the way your mind works 😭❤️ I Need this so bad omfg

When I have the time I’m absolutely gonna write something for this 😮‍💨😮‍💨

lonely millionaire

synopsis: sylus likes when you spend his money.

tags: suggestive (mdni), sylus sits you on his lap while you drain his bank account, it's for a cute reason though, dry humping, size difference, teasing, sylus is a scoundrel, use of "kitten" and "sweetie" cause we stick to the canon over here pairing: sylus x reader, reader is mc word count: 640

a/n: i don't really have anything to sa—omg this is my first non-caleb post! but yeah i've been thinking of this for a while. this is the most explicitly sexual thing i've written with worse to come

“Why don’t you get that one, too?” Sylus rumbles into your neck, pointing to a luxurious dress on your screen.

You’re seated on his lap in the bed you share, his legs caging your smaller frame while he peeks over your shoulder at the laptop in front of you. For the last 40 minutes, you’d been browsing the website of the most exclusive boutique in Linkon. It’d been Sylus’s idea—To get you something nice for being such a good hunter, he’d said—but as he urges you to keep adding opulent pieces to your cart—dresses, skirts, shoes, you name it—you start to suspect an ulterior motive. 

Restless, you turn around to face him. But before you can speak, he steals your lips in a lewd, wet kiss, his thumb holding your chin in place while he swipes his tongue through your mouth. 

“Hmm?” he hums when he releases you, expectantly peering into your eyes. 

Dumbfounded, you stare up at him before his slow smirk jolts you back into your right state of mind. “Sylus! Stop distracting me. You’re enjoying this, aren't you?” you accuse with a glare. 

“I don’t particularly enjoy being your distraction, kitten. I’d rather have all your attention in the first place,” he replies, wearing an infuriating look of triumph. 

“You know what I mean,” you whine, thwacking his shoulder in exasperation. “You have me in your lap while I spend enough to buy a house on things I don’t need. I don’t get it—are you enjoying this?” 

Sylus blinks lazily. Slowly, he chuckles before rolling his hips into the plush of your backside. “You’re well aware of how much I'm enjoying it, sweetie.” 

Startled, you jerk your hands to his thighs, the laptop landing onto the bed with a soft thud. “Sylus,” you breathe, a whimper escaping you as he grinds upwards again. “I-Is this really okay? You’ve been so tired lately, you can’t hide it from me. What if I spend too much and you have to work harder?”

Sighing, Sylus snakes one thick arm around your waist, pulling you further back into his chest. As he splays his large hand across your belly, you feel his body warming yours, making your core clench with need.

“Kitten,” he drawls, nuzzling your shoulder. “When I’m out there making Onychinus deals, putting my life on the line just to come home coated in someone else’s blood—it gets…tedious, sometimes. Sometimes I wonder if I should give it all up so we can start fresh somewhere new,” he confesses, pressing an open-mouthed kiss to your neck. “But having you here with me, knowing I'm putting my life on the line for you? So you can spend what I earn for you, so I can give you all the pretty little things you could possibly ask for? It makes it worth it, kitten. It brings me…peace. Satisfaction.” 

Throughout his musings, he’s been rubbing you harder and harder against his rigid length. Feeling it pulse beneath you, you moan softly and reach your arm back, threading your fingers in his hair. “As long as…as long as you like it,” you pant. “Want you to be happy.”  

His deep chuckle hits your neck, sending shockwaves down your spine. “Won’t you help me relax, then? After all, I've been so tired lately,” he mocks, nipping your ear. 

“Now,” he starts again. “How about you look at the accessories page next, hmm? Let’s see the handbags.”

It’s an hour later when Sylus is finally satisfied with the subtotal of your shopping cart. 

He holds his card out in front of you while you type in the information, and once the order goes through, he captures your lips in a kiss, tender but claiming. 

“What’s your schedule for tomorrow look like, sweetie?” he rumbles, pressing you close. “I think I’d like to look at some jewelry.”

Caleb has BPD and Xavier is autistic you can’t convince me otherwise

Infold stop being cowards and call Caleb a siscon in the English ver

Caleb having so much surveillance on mc is so hot.. need that in my life

Plz elaborate on your opinions!