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Ok so I think at this point its basically confirmed that the theory of Hazel being a null is correct.
The idea of one-one making her to help the Apex learn a lesson and bring their numbers down is compelling. Especially since one-one...
Mr. Yeah you know what murder would solve the problem would absolutely do this. Morality (and personal agency) is not his strong suit. We don’t know how long Hazel has been with Tuba or how long its been since Lake and Jesse left the train. Its entirely possible that after Lake “tricked” him into thinking she had a number he realized he could put whatever “numbers” he wanted on any denizen.
But I have a different theory. What if One-One didn’t make Hazel.
...what if Amelia did. We know she was trying to make a car with Alrick in it so she’d have to try making people at some point. And as its been established...
She wasn’t very good at making things without turtles. What if Hazel was one of her attempts at making people. It could explain a lot. Hazel doesn’t remember her past but if she was created by the conductor (either one-one or Amelia) then she might just not have one, she could have come into existence at whatever age she is (I don’t think it was mentioned).
As for her number it could be as simple as Amelia not understanding how the number generation system works. A half-hearted attempt at figuring out how the train systems work.
collection of stuff i want to see in steven universe:
garnet and pearl from the old days
garnet and amethyst from the old days
rose and any/all of the gems from the old days
how pearl and rose met
how pearl went from being a pearl to being a renegade pearl
at least one episode that just talks about what the war was like generally
white diamond? pink diamond?????
amethyst meeting the other CGs
the first day of baby steven’s life
the CGs as babysitters
greg as a dad to a much younger steven
sadie liking a girl
sadie dating a girl (kiki??)
canon proof of the lars is trans headcannon
ruby and sapphire kissing on the lips
blatant exchanges of affection between pearl and rose
the rest of the CGs in spacesuits (we’ve already seen pearl’s)
garnet doing standup comedy
stevonnie in battle
more semi-sort of-temporarily-healed corrupted gems like centipeetle
centipeetle’s true form
pearl making the first strong step towards being gay for another gem
garnet and peridot fusion
steven fusing with a CG
steven fusing with any gem at all
lapis getting to have a genuinely good time with no troubles
more pearls
the first time rainbow quartz was made
the first time opal was made
that massive fusion w/ all the CGs and rose
was alexandrite a coping mechanism for the CGs in the earliest stages of their grieving?? did alexandrite ever even form before that??
greg steven and amethyst roadtrip time
pearl developing her swordfighting skills
connie saving the day
connie bringing peridot to the local library
where lion came from
visuals of homeworld
and much more! reblog with your own if you want :^)
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I don’t think words can express how much I adored, “sworn to the sword.”
Connie and Steven define equality in their relationship over and over again. Their trust and rhythm is completely in tune with one another. Demonstrated when they begin to fight together, they prove to be a pair that need no words in battle.
Steven was supportive and excited when Connie began to train, but his enthusiasm faded fast when Connie began to demonstrate her willingness to put herself at unnecessary risk for his sake. He didn’t want Connie to feel as though his life were any more important than her own. It’s a wonderful lesson. Because he didn’t say, “no, you’re more important than I am.” Instead, he just wanted to fight with her. Subtlety sharing the message that their lives have equal value.
Just because he had a Gem didn’t make him special. Just because she was a human didn’t mean she was fragile. He protects Connie because he loves her and because he is her shield, she can be his sword.
I love Steven Universe and I so glad that children have something like this to teach them values that truly matter.
I just wanted these in one place.
Jellyfish Lake in Palau. Apparently the jellies have lost their ability to sting because of lack of predators in the lake and you can swim with them!
Ok so Belos is definitely a human right? I mean all his “powers” are basically just fancy tech.
His staff is made of metal with a wire running through it. No idea where he got the glowy orb or what it is (aside from the obvious power source).
His petrification spell thing looks like he took it right out of a steampunk dystopian novel, complete with green lightning. Its clearly made of copper or bronze and those are flathead screws holding the statue to the base.
And the portal? Aside from being from gravity falls if you replaced the triangles with wings, that guy on top is actually welding it together. He has gas cylinders strapped to his back and the guy on the right is holding a drill. Not an magical equivalent, an actual drill you could buy at the hardware store.
Also worth noting that we never see him using spell circles. I know that a lot of other magic doesn’t seem to need them, like scrolls or the shared harm spell Lilith uses or their flash steps. But at least we see everyone else use the circles sometimes, he just doesn’t.
The interesting thing about this possibility - aside from everything (like how did he get here? Why can’t he go back without eda’s portal? Where did she get it? How long has he known about her key? What’s with the Azura books/movies being in both realms? How did he learn to harness magic like this? How old is he?) is that it raises the possibility that there’s a grain of truth to his claim of speaking to the titan. He would have had to start learning magic like Luz did right? Even Eda who is the ultimate wild witch had no idea how Luz’s magic worked or that it was possible before Luz showed up.
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OH MY GOD whyyyy did no one tell me you’re supposed to send thank-yous after interviews?? Why would I do that???
“Thank you for this incredibly stressful 30 minutes that I have had to re-structure my entire day around and which will give me anxiety poos for the next 24 hours.”
I HATE ETIQUETTE IT’S THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE THING FOR ME TO LEARN WITHOUT SOMEONE DIRECTLY TELLING ME THIS SHIT