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Kuai Liang/Harumi x fem reader who is really dense and doesn’t realize the two are attracted to her. So dense the two of them have to spell it out for her cause no amount of flirting is getting through her head.

sfw or nsfw I really don’t care.

NONNY I ACTUALLY LOVE THIS WE NEED SOME HARUMI CONTENT! Also enjoy my totally original and not punny at all title

Pyromance

Kuai Liang (Scorpion) x Harumi Shirai x Fem!Reader

TW/CW: None, fluffy stuff, some flirting, reader being oblivious

A/N: Given that there's only a small tidbit of info on Harumi in Liu Kang's timeline, I'm going off of what little is mentioned in-game and on Wikipedia. Also deadass I want a mandarin duck so fucking bad.

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You weren't sure why you were born the way that you were. But when a man with glowing eyes showed up at your crappy little cabin in the mountains, saying he was a god? Yeah, only you would have that kind of interaction.

You didn't believe him until he displayed his powers with fire and explained to you that your powers were only a danger to you.

Yes, powers. You had something called pyromancy, you could summon flames or heat things with your very mind and hands.

So when this "Liu Kang" told you about a clan in Japan called the Shirai Ryu? And that they would welcome you with open arms? You were hesitant to accept.

On one hand, your powers were dangerous, and if you continued to slip up you'd wind up burning your own cabin down, cause a wildfire or... hurt someone. That last one was your greatest fear.

But on the other hand? You'd never even been outside Montana. And Liu Kang wanted you to fly across the world to friggin' Japan? The thought scared you shitless.

You gave him your word that you would think it over for two days. Liu Kang offered to bring someone to you to explain how the clan worked, and you accepted the offer. Perhaps hearing from someone from there would help your decision along.

Liu Kang returned in a ball of fire, alongside him was a woman dressed in a gold and crimson kimono, her long, silky black hair hanging down past her shoulders, twin katanas slung from her obi.

This was Harumi Shirai, for whom the clan was named. Her husband, the Grandmaster of their clan, Kuai Liang was indisposed with new recruits, as was his younger brother Tomas.

She stayed with you, explaining the nuances of their clan and how open-minded they were to your situation. They offered to allow you to bring your comforts (which were admittedly few. You were a bit of a recluse out of necessity due to your powers.) to their compound if you accepted.

She was a beautiful woman, and her words and voice put your nerves at ease.

Of course, two days later. You accepted.

You found yourself in a bit of a culture shock, certainly. But true to Harumi's word, the Shirai Ryu were accepting of you in a way you never anticipated. Training with Kuai Liang allowed you to feel... normal. You'd never felt normal a day in your life. It was nice, to feel so in-place where you always were an enigma before.

Harumi and Kuai were very warm to you (pun intended!) as time went on and your skills flourished. You weren't one for combat, but you excelled in using your powers for defensive stances. When Harumi began teaching you to use her katanas (such an honor) she and Kuai were proud and impressed you used your flames now so effortlessly to ignite the blades without melting it.

To congratulate your progress, they had a custom blade made for you. You were honored that they accepted you so wholly and you found yourself wondering if you truly wanted to return to rural Montana after learning of all of the wonders you'd been blind to before.

What you never really realized though, was that Harumi and Kuai would often take time to spend with you, speak with you about things not related to the clan or your training.

Kuai would ask about your life, your hobbies. When you admitted you liked flowers, he gifted you two potted spider lilies.

Their alien appearance immediately enamored you, as you'd never seen them before, their bright scarlet colors catching the eye and brightening up your room.

And of course, with Harumi... She would join you in the baths. In Japan it was fairly common of course, just not as traditional as what was built in the Shirai Ryu compound.

You were never one for insecurities and Harumi loved that about you. In the baths you would talk about anything that would come to mind, and she would often find herself drawn to your hair, of all things. She adored touching it and putting the shampoo and conditioners in it for you, and combing it out. The color and feel of it beneath her fingers quickly became a favorite.

But despite all of this you were completely, frustratingly and blissfully unaware that Harumi and Kuai Liang were in fact romantically interested in you. Their little gestures were so obvious, it even had Tomas facepalming when nobody was looking because of how painful it was to watch you not even recognize their obvious intent to court you.

It became a topic of hushed gossip and side-betting amongst the clan, wondering who would crack first, or when--if ever--you realized what they were doing.

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"I swear... She's so sweet... but so dense!" Harumi laughed, the back of her hand over her forehead as she laid on their bed.

Kuai Liang shook his head with a smile as he undid his robes, leaving his torso bare as he looked at his wife. He shared her humorous exasperation with your oblivious nature, but still found it endearing.

Kuai knelt on the bed and leaned over Harumi, giving her a soft kiss to her lips as she sunk her fingers in his dark hair, tugging it free of its tie; allowing the dark strands to fall around his face as he smiled down at her.

"Perhaps it is time we drop the subtlety, my love." Kuai said softly, resting on his elbow as he looked down at Harumi.

"Do you think we should?" She hummed, trailing her knuckles across his jawline, reaching up with her fingertips to gently trace the scar going down his face.

"I don't see why not. Otherwise we will be performing this dance for some time." He grinned.

"Kuai, what if she isn't interested?" Harumi sighed sadly, her brows raising in concern.

"Then we respect her wishes and accept her friendship instead. I would be glad for her companionship either way." He said simply.

Harumi's beautiful, Cupid's bow lips curled into a smile.

"You're right. Either way, having her close is a blessing. One we will accept no matter the context. We can speak with her in the morning."

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You were standing beneath the sakura and plum blossom trees surrounding the sizeable pond in the compound. It was your favorite spot to be because it had the least traffic and the small bridge going over it was perfect for watching the koi as they danced beneath the water.

But your favorite place to sit was beneath the trees near the shoreline. Due mostly in part to the small flock of Mandarin ducks that called the compound home, the little feathery critters took a shine to you, especially after you nursed one of their flock back to health when her poor little leg got broken.

That and, well. They knew you had grapes at the ready, plus a small container of oats you'd feed them out of your hand.

The Mandarin ducks were the most gorgeous you'd ever seen; the males' colors were like a silky orchestra of hues and cute little plumages that admittedly looked a tad silly, but still looked beautiful. The females were lacking in the colors the males had, but you adored their little spots and speckles.

Oftentimes, you'd wind up with one of the younger males cuddled comfortably in your lap, tucking himself under his wings to nap on the silk of your robes while you stroked his feathers.

And it was here that Harumi and Kuai Liang found you, sitting beneath the trees, blossoms that had been shaken loose by the breeze falling around you like a beautiful rain as you fed the ducks from your palm, laughing to yourself as their little bills tickled your hand.

They stood there, merely watching for a few moments until Kuai nudged Harumi on, and they slowly made their way to you as a young female duck hopped into your lap, trying to snitch some extra snacks from you.

Their footsteps were light, to avoid frightening your feathery little companions as they closed on you.

Harumi spoke your name softly and you looked up with an abashed smile. "Oh! I would get up, but..." You looked done at the female water fowl in your lap, as she snuggled down, her tail feathers wiggling contentedly.

Kuai couldn't help but chuckle as he and Harumi sat next to you. The little birds seemed so fond of you. It was cute.

He slowly reached out to try and pet the female in your lap, but she puffed up and made a rather angry noise that plainly said "back off", which made you and Harumi giggle.

"It would seem your charm does not work on all women, my love." Harumi smirked.

"Yes, yes, that is painfully obvious." Kuai replied with a smile, shaking his head as the duck turned back around in your lap, accepting your soothing pets to her feathers.

"Is something the matter?" You ask them curiously.

Harumi and Kuai Liang exchange a long, silent glance which slightly concerns you.

"Kuai and I discussed something last night." Harumi told you.

"Okay..."

"And we both decided to ask you something." Kuai continues. "You understand the things we do for you? Not the training, but the smaller things."

"Like... My sword? And the flowers?" You say, your brows furrowing slowly.

"Yes." Harumi chuckles. "Do you understand why we did those things for you?"

You tilt your head. "To... be... nice?"

Harumi and Kuai chuckle together, grinning at one another at how sweetly oblivious you were. They look back at you and Kuai talks. "And you don't have any other inclination, dear? At all?"

Other inclination? What could--did he just call you dear? What could he be talking...

Your eyes get big and you cover your mouth in sheer horror, your face flushing in embarrassment as you awkwardly look away.

"Oh."

Harumi giggles and has to cover her mouth and cough to chase it away, Kuai Liang merely shakes his head and chuckles softly.

"We've been trying to court you. You're a wonderful person, an amazing woman." Harumi says, giving you a soft look. "We've both been rather... Smitten with you, as of late. We'd hoped you'd realize what our intentions were on your own, but..."

You cover your face and make an embarrassed squeak. "Oh, my god..."

"However." Kuai Liang said, holding his hands up. "We both agreed last night that if you do not reciprocate, we will still gladly accept your friendship."

Your hands drop and you look at them, the surprise evident on your face as you watch Harumi smile at you, her hand slipping into Kuai's.

"We hold nothing but respect for whatever decision you shall make." She told you.

You couldn't believe it. It just seemed so unreal..so unreal that these two amazingly strong, wonderful, beautiful people took a look at you and decided that they wanted you?

You. Of all the people they could possibly pick? A little country bumpkin from Montana?

You look down, petting your little duck friend as she contentedly snuggled you, a couple of her flock-mates snuggling your left thigh.

You close your eyes and take a deep breath.

"...I... I'm open to trying?" You finally say, giving them a shy smile.

Harumi and Kuai's tense postures dropped as they both smiled widely, and Harumi leaned in to kiss your cheek happily.

"We will do our best to prove everything we mean to you." She swears.

Kuai Liang moves towards you and leans in to do the same, his hand brushing your cheek. "We will do everything--"

He was cut off by the female duck in your lap turning around, her tail wiggling and her feathers fluffing up as she opens her mouth and makes more angry noises, making Kuai lean away from you before she is angered any further.

"Ah... The only woman you cannot charm!" Harumi teased as the two of you broke out laughing; whilst Kuai was still unable to give you the small display of affection his wife had given you, all because of the feathered menace that took residence in your comfy lap.

He merely glared at the offensive little bird in your lap as she snuggled back down, staring Kuai back right in the eye as if to say "try me".

Happy pride

Y’all know the Dangerously Yours audio that’s like “You will live a long time yet Cathrine. An eternity without me”?

That’s Kuai Liang and Bi-Han because more than likely their war will end by them killing the other.

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(definitely not going to heaven lmao)

Credit: audgracio on TikTok

THIS SPECIFIC SHOT OF JINX HOLDING ISHA TIGHTLY IN HER ARMS, AND SEVIKA INSTINCTIVELY USING HER ENTIRE BODY TO SHIELD THEM FROM THE EXPLOSION HAS A COMPLETE AND UTTER CHOKEHOLD ON MY HEART 🥺💔

I SWEAR IF ANYONE HURTS THEM I’M GONNA 🔪🔪🔪

𝙽𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚠𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗 + « 𝚜𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚔 𝚙𝚎𝚎𝚔 » [ 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 ; 𝗗𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗗𝗮𝘆 ] 𖦹𝙍𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 = ello !! can i request for a short bi-han fic / headcanon (mostly fic) with his newly married wife ? thankies :)) ๏𝘧𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 ๏𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 = like one sentence about sex. ๏1101 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴 ๏𝘈/𝘕 = I finally finished this request and I slightly added my personal touch at the beginning. ๏𝘈/𝘕 2 = I tried to make Bi-han as similar as possible to the image I have of him, hope y'all and "Anon" like it ! I HAD SO MUCH TROUBLE WITH THIS POST OMG I WANNA CRY 🧍🏻‍♀️

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𝐈𝐈 :: 𝙉𝙚𝙬𝙡𝙮 𝙬𝙚𝙙

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⇰ Let's start with the beginning. Honestly I think there would only be two situations where he would get married. The first one ? A marriage of convenience, Bi-han would surely marry a woman of power, but not too much because he to be the powerful one, who could give him men for the Lin Kuei, even if he doesn't really like the idea of them not having Lin Kuei’s blood.

⇰ The second would be out of love, although love is a great mister for this man. I think you two would be childhood friends or something. The man he has become would certainly not be capable of creating such a bond so to have such a relationship with him you would have to have been there in his most distant memories.

⇰ If we follow the second option i believe that he would have developed a childhood crush that he would’ve kept hidden until adolescence when other men started to turn around you. Then he surely started showing others that they have no chance and that even if you don't know it, you will end up with him.

⇰ Bi-Han has always been possessive and jealous although he won't show it to you. He's not jealous of others or anything, but doesn't want anyone to touch you or your smile to be for anyone else. Moreover, he will always act in secret, not wanting, at first, to draw attention to what he feels.

⇰ You will probably have to take the first step because i clearly don't see that man pulling you aside to tell you that he has feelings for you. This ice cube on feet would a thousand times prefer to live with this secret rather than get turned down or have to be vulnerable with anyone, even you.

➽─────❥ The sun hadn't risen for a long time but the young children were all already up. The three brothers had to train which explained the fact that they were already awake but the young girl who accompanied them simply wanted to spend time with them and watch them.

Bi-Han, the eldest of the troop, didn't really like her presence which tended to disrupt their training. Tomas was always nervous under her gaze and Kuai Liang couldn't help but ask her if she wanted to practice a little with them or if she really didn't mind sitting like that. He couldn't stop himself but to snipe little remarks at his brothers or toughen up their exercises if he had the right to choose them.

Their training ended at lunch and the little troop decided to go for a walk before they were all called to go eat. Tomas and [Y/N] were having fun patting each other on the back of the head, although the young future assassin held back his pats which tended to annoy his friend.

Bi-Han watched them slightly annoyed by their idiocy but his gaze never left the girl. He didn't like their proximity and even if he didn't like games he would have preferred to be the one she bickered with. And at these thoughts he couldn't help but wince which alerted Kuai Liang who asked him if everything was okay.

—Everything is fine, just unwanted thoughts. he sighed.

Little did he know that these “unwanted” thoughts never left him.

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⇰ I honestly don't think that his behavior would change, he would be proud to be able to call you his wife but when he loves someone, it's almost impossible, his feelings don't change over time. Yeah they increase over time but after a while they will remain the same, neither more nor less.

⇰ However during the honeymoon he will maybe be gentler than usual wanting everything to be perfect. He'll try to be a little more tactile and agree to one or two things he had always refused to do, like styling his hair the way you want or making a clay mask.

⇰ Once you return to the Lin Kuei your routine will not really change but he will more easily accept that you accompany him and will be proud to introduce you as his wife. He will not accept you being called anything else than "his wife" and will annoyingly correct anyone who makes a mistake.

⇰ Bi-Han will probably also want to start trying for a child. For him it is important that a Lin Kuei by blood, his son, takes over after his death. He refuses to let anyone else take care of his clan, just as he would have refused Tomas the title of Lin Kuei if given the choice today.

⇰ The sex will also change slightly at first. He will like to remind you that you are his forever now and will focus a little more on your pleasure and especially foreplay.

⇰ Before the wedding I don’t think that you would have a shared bedroom. So now that you live together full time he will be satisfied to come home, practically every night, and see you waiting for him.

⇰ The cryomancer doesn't want you to work, he prefers to have you warm, at home. He will certainly not be against the idea of you having activities although you will have to push a little at first. Now that you're married he always wants to know where you are and with whom to make sure you're safe.

⇰ He will surely ask one of his ninja to follow you discreetly and to know everything you do. In the evening he will come home as if nothing had happened and ask you to tell him about your day even though he already knows everything, from what you ate to when you woke up.

⇰ Even though he doesn't show it much Bi-Han has feelings for you and at night, when you're asleep, he'll whisper to you how proud he is that you're his wife.

➽─────❥His hand moved gently over her arm, although the coldness of his hand made her shiver. He had tried to slightly warm them before touching her not wanting to wake her but her body must surely have gotten used to his coldness over time which should have allowed her to sleep so soundly.

He kissed her shoulder before holding her against him. Bi-han always took several hours to fall asleep and liked to be sure she was safe before he relaxed or dared to close his eyes.

Then, on the verge of succumbing to Morpheus, the ninja nestled his face against her back and whispered in the softest way he could.

—I…love you my beautiful and clever wife… 

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