Being So Fucking Normal About Him

Hehe :3

Soldier 76: HANA! WHAT DID YOU GIVE HIM?!

DVa: Give who? Grandpa? Just some k-pop and a new set of headphones!

Soldier 76: We’re still getting him acclimated! Things he likes or hates can make him flip the gravity in the space he’s in!

Sigma: *eyes closed head bouncing and making all the lab equipment rise and fall to the bass line in BLACKPINK’s “Boombayah”*

Lucio: *clinging to a chair* HE GAVE HIMSELF TO THE RHYTHM!

S/O: *a violinist, walking alongside Siebren in the halls of the Gibraltar base* The melody you hear, is it the same every time…?

Siebren: Not entirely, some choruses repeat. But sometimes the tempo and volume pick up rapidly, it can be extremely pleasant at times! But before I can memorize every part, it fleets away…

S/O: …

*several days later*

S/O: *taking the violin out of its case and raising the bow to play* Doctor, would you mind listening to this…?

Siebren: Ah, a new original piece, perhaps?

S/O: Not entirely… *brings the bow to the strings and starts playing an almost ethereal melody for a few moments before stopping after seeing his face* Doctor…?

Siebren: H-how did you know that part of the chorus?!

S/O: Oh… well you sometimes describe it to me, also to Angela and Zenyatta too. Lucio collaborated with me and helped me put some of the sheet music together to try and test it out! Do you maybe want me to record it for you so you can hear the pleasant sections whenever you want to?

Siebren: Could… could you do it in person for me again in the future…?

Neat

@useless-trans-baby asked:

when in nemesis form, ramattras quick melee is a bonk

Yeah! I’ve seen videos of it, it’s a nice little detail.

He's so dapper and hip

Snake played by AI

:3 nice

The Junkers and anyother other character of your choice being introduced to pocky sticks as they see the s/o causally munching on some while watching TV. And if they end up liking pocky which would be their favourite flavor? I personally like the banana-chocolate, Oreo and strawberry flavor.

I've never had pocky actually but I'll do my best (I added Brigitte cause she's great and Sigma because he's so sweet and underrated)

Overwatch being introduced to pocky sticks

Junkrat

He falls in love when you introduce him to pocky sticks

He loves all the fruit flavored ones like strawberry and banana

He loves to eat them when he has bubble tea

Then one day he'll run up to you begging you to help him try and make a bubble tea pocky stick

Jamieson has the best ideas for pocky stick flavors and it's so much fun to try to make

Roadhog

He's pretty skeptical about them

Mako doesn't eat a lot of sweets so he doesn't know how to feel about them

Pretty soon they become a comfort snack because they remind him of you

He doesn't really show his love for specific flavors but you notice him buying the Green tea flavor more often

Junker Queen

She doesn't know how to feel about them a first

But if you like them she guesses she'll give it a try

She's never regretted that decision

Odessa loves pocky sticks and enjoys the chocolate flavor the most

She always insists on buying them and even tries to learn how to make them by herself

If becomes a common thing to use pocky sticks as little gifts to each other

Brigitte

Brigitte loves all sweet treats and pocky is not an exception

She's had one before you introduced them but she never knew there were so many flavors and she's a bit overwhelmed

Her favorite flavor is definitely strawberry because she loves the fruit and sweet things

Brigitte definitely learns how to make pocky for you so she can make you any flavor you want

Sigma

Sigma is a little confused when you explain pocky to him

But he falls in love in no time flat

His favorite flavors are Green tea and the dark chocolate ones

Sigma definitely will shyly ask if you can get more once he runs out

He feels like it's a little childish but knowing you share his love for the sweet treats encourage him to continue eating them and now they're his favorite food period

imagine Reader giving birth like Ellie from ice age 3??

Reader: Wukong pinapples

Tripitaka: Pinapples?

Sun wukong: she gets cravings

Reader: common grapes, grapefruits NECTARINES??

Sha wujing: she’s ordering a fruit cocktail

Reader: c’mon think

reader: *gasp* PEACHES!!!!!!

Sun wukong: Peaches?…. PEACHES

sun wukong: THE BABY, THE BABY IS COMING

Zhu Baije: CAN YOU TRY TO HOLD IT IN???

reader: can someone slap him for me

ao bing: 🐴

This ask made me chuckle so I made a silly little edit on my phone

⚠️CW for Graphic Violence at the end⚠️

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this is for overwatch, specifically sigma hcs! I have a few questions, hopefully that's alright.

(s/o works at talon too!)

- sigma with a s/o that's really interested in his work, genuinely listens to him when he rambles and asks plenty of questions to feed their curiosity?

- s/o that's really techy! loves to create machines, robots and weapons. kinda nerdy but in a genius crazy way! definitely not shy

- and lastly! s/o that has surgically preformed modifications to themselves! robot arm, legs, etc. The reason why? because they could.

I'm gonna do these just for Sigma I hope that's okay!

Sigma with techy s/o who enjoys listening about his work

First of all, he's fascinated by your metal limbs and your inventions

He'll ask so many questions about each of them and their purpose if they even have one

And he listens so diligently to your rambles and when you return the favor? Estatic

Since you're actually listens he talks about everything he's been holding back

And he gets even more excited when you seem interested in his words

All the questions you have has him excitedly moving on to the next part of his current experiment

(Side note: Moira is so relieved that Siebren stopped bothering her since you're there to listen to him)

Okay listen to me, I am not a huge fan of Severitus but consider this:

Albus: "... So Harry must go with the Dursley, because of the bloody wards..."

Severus starts pulling his things in a suitcase.

Severus: "Well, they have a guest room, haven't they?"

OR

Severus refuse to leave Harry so bad that the most akward cohabitation begins.