Grime (and Sasha) Recruiting Toads For The Rebellion Be Like:

I've been waiting years for this (can't even remember the first time I saw the post), but...

IT'S TWOSDAY!!

22/2/22 ON A TUESDAY!!

Currently planning a fic based on this while I should be sleeping XD. Hopefully I still have the motivation to finish it once I finish the bullet point outline lol.

If I don’t see a single story about how after piloting around her body and experiencing actual, genuine human emotion that isn’t captivated or manifested from a machine, Darcy begins to feel more like a person than a machine and they don’t understand where these complicated and complex feelings are stemming from and why they suddenly don’t want to commit the evil deeds anymore then I’ll simply loose my domestication

I somehow forgot to post this here D:

I drew a meme/shitpost thing related to my Losing Marbles fic :P

Btw Anne’s not dead dw XD

Also I meant to draw Anne in the family guy death pose but kinda messed up cuz I couldn’t look up a reference since I was on a plane lmao

Incorrect Darcy Quotes :3

This post turned out so long tf XD

Darcy: Slash gamemode creative.

Sasha: Dude, this isn't Min-

Darcy: *starts levitating*

Andrias: I need life advice.

Darcy, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right people.

Andrias: Why are you late?

Darcy: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.

Andrias: Overslept?

Darcy: Overslept.

Andrias: I feel so burnt out.

Darcy: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon.

Andrias: Are you gonna... assassinate me?

Darcy: Well not if you’re expecting it.

Darcy: Something’s off.

Andrias: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Darcy: No, but that’s funny.

Darcy: Andrias, we tried things your way.

Andrias: No, we didn't.

Darcy: We did it in our head and it didn't work.

Andrias: You read my diary?

Darcy: At first we did not know it was your diary. We thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

Darcy: Marcy is 39 cheetos tall.

Andrias: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?

Darcy: Because we're out of doritos.

Olivia: Let me see what you have!

Darcy: A SCYTHE!

Olivia: NO!

Olivia, about Darcy: They're covered in blood again. Why is it they're always covered in blood?

Andrias: Well, it looks like it's their own blood this time.

Anne: Marcy, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Darcy: Well of course we have.

Darcy: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Darcy: It's boring.

Darcy: Well Andrias, we have to say, we’re really disappointed.

Andrias: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.

Darcy, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, our child.

Andrias, entering the room with a small cut on his ankle: Who the f-

Andrias: Do you want a drink?

Darcy: We could go for some appy slices right now.

Andrias: With a little peanut butter to dip them in?

Darcy: FUCKING OF COURSE WE WANT PEANUT BUTTER ANDRIAS!

Andrias: Don’t stay up all night, Darcy. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own armor.

Olivia: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Darcy does? What if they jump off a cliff?

Andrias: If Darcy were to jump off a cliff, they would have done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Darcy jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Olivia: You jump off a cliff.

Andrias: Gladly, provided Darcy did first.

Darcy: *slams books down in front of Andrias*

Darcy: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

Andrias: You could of said literally anything else.

Darcy: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Andrias: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

Andrias: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Darcy: All we drank was Redbull!

Andrias: How many?

Darcy: Eighteen.

Darcy, tearing up the room: Where are they?

Darcy, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved our children?

Darcy: Somebody moved our M&M's, and now we are going to start killing.

Andrias: Darcy, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.

Darcy, curled up inside a hoodie that's 100 times bigger than their size: Spooky.

Darcy: We left instructions for everyone while we’re gone.

Andrias: Mine just says "Andrias no."

Darcy: We want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Darcy: You’re alive.

Andrias: There’s no need to sound so disappointed.

Andrias: How stupid do you think I am?!

Darcy: You really want an honest answer to that?

Darcy, standing with their back turned: We’ve been expecting you, Sasha.

Sasha: How did you do that without turning around?

Darcy: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people we did that to were not you.

I uhm... drew a meme XD Idk why Hunter looks like he’s 6 years old but whatever lmao If Belos fucking touches little rascal I fucking swear-

He <3

With how awesome s6 of tdp was I decided to draw my fav character in a sweater. He and Claudia have been on the run for quite some time and deserve to be cozy. 💚

Maybe I should make one of Claudia as well 🤔

(Reference by @albanenechi)

HELL YEA MY FAV AMPHIBIA FIC UPDATED

Because I like to invade ao3 with updates

I have updated three fics :D

1) Written Understanding

Just a cute secret identity, fanfic writing au where Luz and Amity are anonymous online friends but real life rivals to lovers

2) The Family Jewels

A character analysis, Amity-central fic full of three years worth of parental manipulation. A prequel to TSCIB but can also be read on its own

3) Enter Into the Darkness (and Forget About Your Fears)

An au where Marcy 'willingly' agrees to work with the Core and the two wreak havoc together. In which, Anne and co. have to defeat them and rescue Marcy.

Please check out any of them if they seem interesting. And please reblog this post if you've read and enjoyed any of them - it really helps me to boost my work :))

Back on my shit once again!!!

Amphibia as text posts part 5 :D

I’m writing a fic where Marcy kinda goes psycho so here’s a drawing lol

I forgot her eyebrows but I’m too lazy to fix it hhhhhh

I CAN’T I LOVE THIS SERIES SO MUCH HELP

First Day

Rating: Gen, General Audiences

Part 5 of Camila is Hunter’s Mom Now

Hunter goes to a full human school for the first time. It goes about as well as you might expect.

Ao3

“Okay. You ready?”

Hunter nodded, tugging his hood up. “Ready.”

Luz held up a finger. “Remember! Teenagers are ruthless. They are the most dangerous creatures on the planet. If you show any weakness or fear, they will tear you apart.”

That, he could work with. “I can handle that—sounds just like the coven.”

Luz grabbed his face, staring him in the eye. “No! It is not like the coven! Teenagers are much, much, much worse than Kikimora. They will prey on all of your insecurities and ruin you. And you can’t win by being good at everything and becoming a teacher’s favorite. That will just make them hate you, you will not become high-ranking to them.”

Vee rolled her eyes, gently shooing her sister away. “Luz, quit that.” She took Hunter’s hand. “Hunter. They’re not so bad. Just… be yourself, and people like you will find you.”

Hunter peered around her at Luz, who shook her head, mouthing “bad idea.”

Yeah, she’d spent more time in the human realm, she probably knew what she was talking about. Worse than Kikimora. And being good at things wouldn’t give him any power. Great.

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