There seems to me, to be two main, and clear catagories on tumblr
Category 1: Sad brainwashed 12 step recovery Jesus freaks
Category 2: little like, spoiled white bitches that think its super cool they can suck enough dick to get meth each day
of course there are alot of sub categories, I fully support the hallucinogenic crowd, theyre generally good thoughtful people ( go figure ) or theyre like teenagers that havent done it but are super into pink floyd, its ok, start dreams small.
SO, a few thoughts:
Category 1: You’re everything people hate about mormons, except unlike mormons you are still egocentric as fuck and help no one around you and still only think of yourself, and youre faggy little brainwashed recovery
Category 2: hahahahaha, what can i say, enjoy those 5 years you’re fuckable I guess there toothless, dont fall through a crack in the floor now. ( I’m so cool, i live with my parents and have zero education and enough free time to take selfies with my crack pipe 6 times a day everyday, so other crackpipe enthusiasts can click like )
“ TRUTH IS NOT WHAT YOU WANT IT TO BE, it is what it is and you must bend to its power or live a lie “ - Miyamoto Musashi
How many selfies can one take before they’re considered a narcissistic nightmare anyways?
Now that the new IT is out ( because no one can come up with any new ideas ) everyones all batshit about stephen king again. We can walk up and slap the guy, hes cool but hes you know, not that big a deal to us, hes there, he writes books.
Us New Englanders, we’re writers, and as you can tell we’re pretty cunnin in the looks department too, yessah.
#14 - Good 2 [1]
(Text Description - The comic is 5 panels. Normal is gazing through his window, holding his “world’s most normal robot” mug. Some pigeons are sat along the balcony rail outside. One particularly friendly birb coos. Normal takes a sip from his mug and replies “yes. Good.”)
(single page)
Swedish children discuss the concept of god in a way that makes most adults look like morons. Just for fun, here’s a list of the most atheist countries in the world:
1 - China
2 - Japan
3 - Czech Republic
4 - France
5 - Australia
6 - Iceland
I hate fake enthusiasm, I hate overly friendly/touchy people, disingenuous things in general, dont sell me anything, let me shop around, and maybe I’ll buy. Young girls are the worst, like age 15-25, “ omg HAI IM BECKY! It’s SO good to meet you!!! “ Literally no one gives a shit becky, calm the fuck down.
The Russians have this sort of unspoken cultural thing, they never smile at people on the street, rarely do they smile in public period, because when a stranger smiles at you, he’s deceiving you, he wants something from you, there’s no reason to be smiling right now, we dont know eachother. Smiles are for friends and family only, no smiles for you, asshole.
I never get tired of reposting this. Every quote you see above are actual texts from the Bible itself. These are just a few examples of the gruesome stuff your pastor never tells you about.
Here’s a realistic song about Junkies, I say realistic because it doesn’t glorify it or belittle said people, it’s written from first hand observation and is well, a damn decent song in general...
Musings and more of a despondant 30 year old man, former drug addict, current writer/alcoholic. I'm unmarried, I have no children, and all my dreams are dead, I've wasted my life, and you can too! Never say never. Sometimes prolific, mostly offensive observations about people, life, and the nature of the universe. I'm a communist, your god's a lie, hate mail welcome.
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