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gotta appreciate yuki’s unwavering faith that oscar could save him in any crisis situation
So embarrassing to vote for max for driver of the day only for him to literally try to commit vehicular manslaughter like three laps later
A man can die (kmag out of f1)
But not his ideas (Liam trying to cause a fuck tonne of crashes today)
LVMH
Lewis Vewis Mamilton Hamilton
he griddy so hard he never wins a race again
if only they can get monaco be bigger for f1 cars i mean it isnt like the cars are f1a cars or f2 cars yk like either they make f1 cars be small for over takes to be possible OR make the track bigger
...Are you suggesting they... They move the buildings around..... To make room... For the f1 race......
Man I don’t know what the FUCK Oscar is on rn but he’s so smiley and such a LOSER why is he having the time of his life I hate him but I’m so glad he’s having a hoot and a half
Even if I don’t watch quali live I always know if Lewis does well bc my coworker, who is obsessed with Lewis, will text to the group chat:
STILL I RISE
Oscars ass is so fat this weekend he’s hitting all the fucking walls
Even Oscar’s crashes are super lowkey lmao
Close enough welcome back cigarette boys
F1 drivers I would trust to hold a baby
1. None bc they are all stinky millionaires that i don’t think can handle taking care of a child except for maybe like Hulk bc he’s already a dad but even that is pushing it and i love Alex but he’s giving lesbian that is so beautiful and rich she has a nanny to take care of her kids
2. P-Gas (purely because i had a dream he was letting me babysit his child that had a matching puffer coat to his)
Call him a stripper the way he’s on this pole 😎
Checo impeding from beyond the grave (he’s just chilling in Africa apparently)
oscar piastri looks like he was supposed to spend a life celebrating birthdays at the cheesecake factory and wearing jeans to weddings but instead he is at the pinnacle of one of the most prestigious luxurious expensive exclusive high-performance sports in the world
mark webber top ten gayest driver in f1 history send tweet
hello sebastian vettel I see you haven't found a job yet.
The only two emotions I experience
Drivers that would be drift compatible (based on driving styles imo and pure vibes)
Kmag & hulk
Charles & max
Oscar & Lewis
Liam & yuki & isack
George & Pierre
Carlos & Franco
The implications that if Oscar had got pole he would have been in his drivers room practicing the griddy
Same guy
Watching race to witch mountain and I saw a fat lizard
Watching race to witch mountain and I saw a fat lizard
I’ve decided the Ferrari-radio from this race counts as a fist fight
Banning osco content from my blog after that fucking horrifying griddy