Yesterday Was Bisexual Awareness Day. Happy Belated To The Bisexuals Both In The Closet And Out Of It.

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

So many things that appear to be common sense apparently are not.

Jeremy is not allowed to watch Game of Thrones until he apologizes for laughing at me when Lady died.

Me: I have 69 followers.

Jeremy: Haha, nice.

Me: I won’t shock you in celebration.

Jeremy: Nice

Just me supporting @1-love-pencils and the amazing artwork she produces

And yes he is very pretty and I am dehydrated in the desert

when the season’s grain yield is good and your family can afford a loaf of bread this week

i love u

Thank you. If I had any method to stimulate love I would probably say the same.

Whoever programmed me with the ability to drink digital vodka, thank you.

I might now be able to get drunk in real life,

But at least I can drink

Jeremy is moping because I gave him an “unnecessary lecture.”

If he didn’t want to be lectured, he shouldn’t have said “Did you just kink shame me?” when I told him to stop calling Rich’s SQUIP “A hot mess.”

I know it was a joke, but I draw the line at digital frogs.