I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT
I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT
I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT
I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT
I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

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3 years ago
Life Starts All Over Again When It Gets Crisp In The Fall
Life Starts All Over Again When It Gets Crisp In The Fall
Life Starts All Over Again When It Gets Crisp In The Fall
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Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall

6 years ago
Kyungso! Which Reminds Me That I Need To Read, @prettywordsyouleft 4 Part Kyungsoo Serie. I Have Had

Kyungso! Which reminds me that I need to read, @prettywordsyouleft 4 part Kyungsoo serie. I have had that one on hold for too long 😶

DISPATCH HAS CAUGHT YOU WITH AN IDOL AND ARE ABOUT TO SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP!!

Reblog this post with the most recent photo of an idol to see who you were caught with


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7 years ago
My Website – My Facebook Page – See Me On LINE Webtoon!
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6 years ago

Isn’t there like 3 pimples? One on his chin and one on his cheek. It kinda creates a ▶️ triangle 🤔😄 But it is kinda cute!

What pimple? I haven’t seen any pimple!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnRd_IAjHB1/?taken-by=shawnmendesupdates1 HERE!

7 years ago

ok this my list of hoe tips and life tips in general

- can’t get ur pussy smooth?? always prickly?? shave diagonally and horizontally instead of up and down, and always use a new blade

- can’t get ur pussy soft?? shave with hair conditioner and massage it in for like 30 seconds before. after u shave, massage with baby oil, and lotion after a shower

- EXFOLIATE. exfoliating is the key to life. mix used coffee grounds with a moisturizing oil (olive or coconut is best). rub that shit all over your legs before you shave until ur hands start to feel funny

- dry feet?? bih me too. rub a fuck ton of regular lotion (or foot cream if u fancy, even Vaseline works) all over your feet and put double socks (or fuzzy socks) on before bed. yass

- this one is the most basic but pls drink water. it’ll clear ur skin, flush out your kidneys to prevent bladder infections, and ur pussy gonna be wet asf

- salt, fat, caffeine, dairy, etc. r gonna make u taste all funky down there. fruits, veggies, and anything w high water content is gonna make u taste fresh/sweet

- smoking and drinking also gonna make u taste funky. and smoking is especially bad for u, so put out the cig babe

- using soap on ur pussy gonna fuck up ur pH bad. the vagina is a self cleaning device, and all u need is a really soft washcloth (or even a cotton shirt) and some water, let ur body do ur thing

- if ur used to wearing tampons and that’s what u find comfortable, use a menstrual cup! very sanitary and will save u a TON of money in the long run

- want a natural lip plumper?? mix a lil bit of cinnamon and honey, and gently rub it into your lips w a soft toothbrush n leave it on for a min. slather on some chapstick n ur plump n soft

- BUY A VIBRATOR. please do it. it will save ur fucking life

- cotton panties or no panties sis. ur kitty needs to breathe and cotton/no panties will prevent bacterial and fungal infection

- got hair on ur face? got rough skin? GURL SHAVE IT! wash your face as normal and pat dry, gently run a clean razor over any areas (cheeks, chin, neck). tone and moisturize like a motherfucker. smooth!

- pubic hair is healthy and good and keeps ur vag clean! don’t shave it unless YOU want to, don’t leave that decision up to ur nasty man

- allow urself junk in moderation. it’ll make making healthy choices easier if u allow urself a little treat every once in a while

- a simple equation for a good meal: vegetable + grain/carb, protein

- do ur fucking homework and do it on time

- rubbing a little bit of petroleum jelly on ur pressure points before spraying perfume will make it last longer

- hair holds onto scents v easily. wanna smell like a goddess????,,, spritz that hair

- kat von d everlasting liquid lipstick is blowjob proof. get messy n be on point!

- urban decay all nighter setting spray is gonna save ur life. it’ll keep ur shit in place when u getting dicked, if u cryin, chokin on dick, w/e u like to do

- if ur having trouble getting wet even after sufficient foreplay, a little bit of water based lube does WONDERS. also won’t deteriorate condoms (oil) or get gritty (silicone)

- need to stretch out ur shoes?? fill two ziploc bags with water and put them in ur shoes. put shoes in the freezer until water freezes solid, and dethaw with a hairdryer. especially effective on leather!

- having problems deepthroating? make sure ur throat is in line with ur mouth, if it’s not the dick won’t go down

- can’t deepthroat at all? cover ur teeth with ur top lip and press ur tongue to the roof of ur mouth while he thrusts. 10/10!

- communication w ur partner during sex will make it a trillion million times more satisfying

- frizzy hair? put conditioner on the tips of your hair (nape of the neck and down) and shampoo right on ur scalp. volumizes without frizzing!

- this one kinda weird but don’t hold ur pee unless u wanna mean bladder infection/UTI

- pee after u masturbate please. u never know what can shimmy up ur urethra, even when ur playin w the little man in the sailboat

- keep a pair of spare glasses with u for when ur contacts dry out. lifesaver

- always keep extra undies, an extra shirt, makeup remover, moisturizer, and comfy shoes in ur car/bag if u can fit all of it

- apply dry shampoo the night before ur gonna need it. it’ll soak up the oil before it sits on ur hair. reapply in the morning n style accordingly

- apple cider vinegar mixed with water works as a good toner if u ain’t got no moneyyyy

- castor oil on ur brows and lashes every night will make them thicker and longer. even just one day will help (bc they will be shiny and moisturized)

ill probs add onto this when i think of more!

8 years ago

That’s always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they’re pretty. It’s like picking your breakfast cereals based on color instead of taste.

John Green (via books-quoted)

6 years ago

So last week I tried moaning every time I ate something delicious.

It was vaguely uncomfortable and unnatural

3 years ago

Peacock taking off in slowmo

(via)

6 years ago
7 years ago

Y’all know when Mulan is sitting in the rain and watches her parents silhouette disappear as the candle is blown out and then her eyes squint in determination and the music that starts to play and you see her go into the family temple and light a match and bow in respect and then sneak into her parents room and switch the scroll for her hair brooch and then the way her reflection is shown as she pulls the sword and cuts her hair?? It’s literally more iconic than any marvel movie

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