C’mon Everybody!!! *runs Off Excitedly And No One Follows Me*

nice frontal lobe :)

I told my gf that I was having an episode earlier and she replied "is it the beach episode" and it shocked me so much that it grounded me immediately

I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames

Men’s explosive anger is pathetic. It makes me sick to my stomach. The way they yell and slam doors and refuse to resolve or deescalate like any adult should know how to do. The way they condescend. I want to destroy you.

"this filter will show you if your teeth are yellow" "this filter will show you if your nose is perfect" "this filter will show you if your face is symmetrical" "this filter will show you if your lips are big" how about if we all blew up our phones forever

There should be a strain of weed called. i love you so much.

LUPITA NYONG’O poses in the E! Glambot at the 94th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood and Highland on March 27, 2022 in Hollywood, California