Corn Dogs Are Named For Their Traditional Meat, The Unicorn. As Unicorns Are Now Extinct, They Can Only

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tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

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what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

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The fact that writers should, “try not imply that vegetables can have a redemptive relationship with God,” implies that vegetables either don’t need to be redeemed, or can’t.

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How transphobic legislators are there left?

Some people can’t handle different skin colors. I don’t think furs will help.

I feel like a whole bunch of human aesthetic problems could be solved if we just re-evolved fur

One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

i would cannibalize god's rotting corpse. if the opportunity arose

Love how shit the media is.