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Fun fact:

Contrary to common belief Jake, Izzy, and Cubby are actually the neverland marines and not pirates

western pleasure horses at the canter always look like they’re limping off the battlefield, everything is smoke and craters and they’re injured and half dead from exhaustion but there’s nowhere to stop so they just keep jogging

some people apparently find this gait desirable.

I just want to see the evolutionary process that lead to this.

Two words: Stingray skeletons.

oh my stars and garters

how have we been sleeping on ocean skeletons???

When the people doing it are in debt to a collage

When does graverobbing become archaeology??

Am I now an accomplice to to murder?

The same people who do it are probably hypochristian ‘pro-lifers’

The fact that writers should, “try not imply that vegetables can have a redemptive relationship with God,” implies that vegetables either don’t need to be redeemed, or can’t.

merry christmas

Daily Mirror, England, January 22, 1909 Image © The British Library Board. All Rights Reserved.